Atheist joke of the day:
Jesus was being Crucified at the top of the hill. "Come here John." Moaned the Prince of peace.
John attempted to approach, but was stopped at the foot of the hill by a roman guard with a sword. "You might try to help him escape" protested the guard. "if you wish to proceed farther I shall have to cut off your arm." Jesus called out again, and John, knowing he must go to his savior, raised his arm for the guard to amputate.
A bit further up the hill, John was stopped by yet another guard. "you could still carry him away on your back" observed this Guard. "to prevent that, if you wish to go closer, I must cleve off your leg with my sword." again Jesus called out for his disciple, this time more urgently.
John allowed the Guard hack off his leg, and crawled up to the base of the cross.
"What is it, Jesus?"
"Look!" replied the Saviour. "I can see your house from here!"
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