With respect to PETA, I can assure you no animals were harmed in the making of this thread. Having said that our cute gerbil did not need to be saved but rather scurried along safely away. A less fortunate mouse on the other hand had to be saved from your coochie
As for you my dear woman, you must be put in your place - again - especially after the rib tickling you attempted. Problem is, I'm not ticklish but I bet you are
Tying you down I proceed to touch every ticklish spot on your body bringing you to fits of uncontrollable laughter
I even delight in the pleasurable spots as well, evoking moans
But I say: "Ahhh, that's only the beginning my damsel in distress. Sorry to see you all tied up, I must be on my way! But I shall be back." As I head off back in the lead