Luis Saurez defence: I came home and the television repair man was already naked on the floor. That's when all my clothes just happened to fall off, then I stumbled and impaled my anus on his erect penis.
Interpretation: I'm a liar as well as a cheat.
Get a fucking grip you bucked toothed wanker, the whole fucking world saw what you did on live television!
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture....
THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Yay! It's pink!
Don't think.... FEEL!
We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer.
I went back in time and voted for Hitler.
Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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