Last time I masturbated I had just cooked bacon and eggs on toast for this girl who then asked me if I had any Daddies Sauce....
Stupid girl! I bet she's glad she didn't ask for a glass of lemonade.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture....
THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Yay! It's pink!
Don't think.... FEEL!
We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer.
I went back in time and voted for Hitler.
Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
Last edited by FuckingRotter; 07-03-2010 at 11:24 AM.
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