[FuckingRotter]

So, I'm driving around the university area on my way home from work tonight. There's a group of students walking along. I know they are students because they're walking really slowly, and they're dressed up faux-poor. I don't know why students do this, but I think it might be because they're too stupid to move quickly, and they want to look poor when really they're not, because life is do difficult and unfair for them, and they want people to look at them and feel sorry for them.

I look at them and think "what a bunch of scruffy, lazy, thick wankers".

Any way, there's this one student that I think might have been female, and she is looking at her mobile phone as she walked along. The smarter ones amongst you, the ones that were never students, are probably thinking about how it's a good thing for her that students are incapable of moving quickly, because you know what's coming next, don't you?

I managed not to drive in to the car in front of me as she was disentangling herself from the lampost.

As the traffic came to a stop a minute later, the group of students caught up again, and the stupid thick cunt still had her nose buried in her phone like it was her boyfriends arse.