If my mum had walked in on me doing some of the things I've done she'd have had a stroke 
And your mother is wrong, there is no way you can "waste" whipped cream 
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-- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang.
So all the good ones basically.....
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