The Last time I masturbated...
 

"I was doing X or thinking of X or sitting on the loo at work" etc etc Lets see how perverted we are!

I'll go first....

The last time I masturbated....

I imagined I was a trades apprentice and targeted by the guys at work with a roofy, pics and blackmail

I was looking at GG's pics...

lol no you didnt! so flattering anyway xxx

I wish I could ad to this thread but I havent been alone long enough goddammit!

Does it count if your significant other does it for you?

haha no..... by your own perverted hand

Last time I masturbated I had just cooked bacon and eggs on toast for this girl who then asked me if I had any Daddies Sauce....

Stupid girl! I bet she's glad she didn't ask for a glass of lemonade.

I was imagining a friend taking things too far and after raping me on the couch, taking me to my room and forcing me to come with my vibrator while tied up and gagged before he takes me again. ahhhh yeah!

How do you know...you've been rigging up cameras again?....

Last time I was thinking of taking one the horny women wondering around, teasing men with their short skirts and skimpy tops...

I was watching the weather report on Sky News.

I belive this "masturbation" thing is what people do when they can't get sex. Its not something I've ever needed to do :p lol

x

being married I have it on tap... I like masturbating because I dont have to think about someone elses pleasure, just mine.

and with that... (ironically) last night, I was masturbating, interrupted by hubs.... fill in the dots.... but sometimes its nice to be left alone with your thoughts...or with strangers ;)

I was unimpressed.

I had wet underwear.

The last time I masturbated I was watching you jogging around the park....

Showoff!! :p

I really really want to, right now, but I cant!

And I really, really want to watch you, but can't

no comment. we don't want to go there. lol

but there's this creep staring across the street at me bc i'm bundled in a towel. just covered up to go log into computer. too hot for robe. every time i glare back he looks away. think i'm gonna shower and see if i'm snarky enough to go dress in the window. but ewww- he doesn't deserve a look.

back on with perverts. slipping back in... lol

you need to help me out so lmao :p

masturbation- you can help urself.

:p you know my arm falls asleep

no- didn't know that. fleshlight.

Was thinking of Karen

glad to be of service! lol:p

:skull-lov:skull-lov

was quite a while ago :)

i'm jealous! lol

I am right now. Sort of wishing Karens pic was larger but I'll manage :D

silly boys

Sitting here looking at Karens avatar, then LilLinizi's and then back to Karens

And PF's!

nah, I have the set of them for later tho...

oooh- do you think PF would allow you to share that set?

Knowing PF...I'm sure she won't mind...

thinking of gaggirl in a cop uniform

My girlfriend was doing it for me. Cum in mouth moment. Love those :)