Teh lat time i masturbated.... you get the answer in 5 Minutes. :skull-roc:skull-thu

considering it now!

2 weeks, this really is torture.

The last time I masterbated

I got kicked out of Starbucks for it :(

Just finished. Now I'm gonna order my new shoes and tickets for Saturdays game. :D

it was like a volcano eruption

I wasn't alone

I was thinking in a role play chat...

Can't remember. Honestly, I really can't. I've got my hands full keeping the wife happy. There's nothing left for self abuse.

I was in front of my computer reading some good details.

Last night, and thank you for the movie! :D

About half an hour ago. I spunked in a dirty sock. I was imagining the skinny black girl that works at ASDA was chewing the sock whilst I fucked her in the arse and fisted her cunt.

I caught my cum in my hand and flung it out the window at a passing monkey!

Was this morning before I went to the doctor.

Yesterday in the bathtub...I was alone...the hot water...a glass of vine...one thing leads to another...I got horny...I had to satisfy myself...

Is gonna happen in about 5 mins or so.

I was going to masterbate last night but didnt...

However the thought of Lysyn masterbate just an hour ago, not to mention Sexygirl naked, materbating in a hot bath...

Damn I to masterbate right now AND take a cold shower! :eek:

Yesterday, in the office, while watching gangrape movies. Ones where the camera goes into closeup on the girl's face, and she's screaming and crying.

Wow..someone PAYS you to do this??? Are they hiring?? I have loads of experience!! :p
If you arrange an interview I'll make sure I have a couple good 'loads' ready for presentation :)

They don't know what they're paying me to do... Occasionally I actually do work in my office.