No thanks, I just end up having to lick the egg clean before I can eat the bloody thing.

Not that this has happened to me before :)

x

It must be such a trial for you little girl. :)

Watching a vid titled "pissing on my wife".

This morning, a race against the clock as I was already running late for work... per usual.

Just now, with my favorite vibrator, on a full bladder... because sometimes a girl needs to change it up a little bit. ;)

HA - leave it to YOU to find this thread ... ;)


I haven't - in a long time. Mr Purple is probably feeling VERY lonely right now...

*is making plans to rectify that*

I'm procrastinating this morning since I don't want to go to work on a Saturday. :(

Twice. Within 5 minutes. Not bad.

How about doing it at work? ;)

I just tried knocking one out whilst watching Suzy Perry present the Grand Prix, but David Coultard and Eddie Jordan kept interrupting and putting me off.

lol...cumming as Jenson Button pops up on the screen.... danger wank :)

x

*smirks*

In the end I waited until Suzy was doing an interview and shut my eyes and thought of fisting her!

This morning, after sex, as I still needed to finish. My friend was very helpful in sticking his finger in my pussy while I used my favorite vibe on my clit. I admit I held in a gush because I didn't want to mess up the sheets, but the orgasm was quite lovely nevertheless. :p That counts as masturbation, right?

About two hours ago. Looking at GC's pics :)

It certainly does.

I take that as a compliment :D

A lot of safe sex can certainly be credited to your pictures ;)

I don’t know Red, that’s treading a fine line :)

Watching lesbian midget porn.

Last night, just before bed.

FR, I bet you can't keep up with Red, in this thread (hey, that rhymes!).

I bet you two lesbian midgets. :)