Do as I tell ya and you won’t get hurt.

Does your dad own a brewery?

The most charming one I've heard recently....

"me & my mate would like to spitroast you. Would you mind that, if we paid?"

x

That definitely rules out me and my old mate FuckingRotter.

1 I would never be so silly as to mention money.

2 FR would never say "do you mind"

Must have been two rich, polite Americans. :skull-big:skull-big

Actually it was 2 drunk lads in the club I work at who didn't know the difference between strippers and prostitutes. Bless 'em :)

x

awful and lame for sure!
'is your father a thief? 'cos he stole the stars and put them in your eyes'
'is that a mirror in your pocket? 'cos i can see myself in your pants'
'got any Aussie in you? want some?'
'want to wrestle in the rectangle?'
'excuse me, i'm lost, could you give me directions to your place?'
'how would you like your eggs in the morning?'
:skull-red

hahaha i used this one once...

Me: Excuse me, would you like to dance?

Girl: Yeah ok,

Me: Ok, Go and dance over there whilst i chat to your mate!

Lmaoo!! was so funny at the time lol...

my fav tho is "Excuse me, I've lost my teddy :-(... Can i sleep with you tonight?" this chat up line actually got me my Ex girlfriend lol...

I'd say "hurry up and finish that fucking ice cream". :D

Looking up I notice two girls standing there.
Both smiling, one says, "Hey, you wanna have sex?"

That line always works on me.
~

Do you know what I see in you?....ME!!!! :)

:eek: I never was "pick-up lined" :mad:

Although, reading your example so far, I shouldn't be too mad or sad about that.

:D

Enjoy your day