^^^ Indeed - and what a fine mess I'm in! :D

"Wrong answer Steve! You've got one more chance asshole or you become 'Eve' permanently! Now give me the security code and I just might let you keep this worthless piece of meat sack you call a dick!" Kelly growled yanking harder on his junk. He whimpered as her nails dug into his warm fleshy man parts.

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A local gang cums by to really show their "appreciation" for the latest MILF to move into the hood.

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A local gang cums by to really show their "appreciation" for the latest MILF to move into the hood.

As she found herself bound naked on yet another cheap laminated living room floor, Emmy again questioned the wisdom of getting picked up by men on the B&Q DIY forum.

Whilst I'm on it, who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to fix skirtingboard to that hearth, then paint it white? Some people have no fucking clue at all!

Kelly was never the sharpest tool in the shed...when the guys told her, she was bringing the 'party favors'...she had no idea they meant she was it. Somewhere between the tenth cunt fucking and the seventh anal fuck...Kelly figured it out...;)

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Here cums the groom, the best man - and finally the bride :skull-evi Look! She's all covered in white! :D

Too late...Alice realized...the Best Man really was...'the best man'!

And they all thought the church would play "Here comes the bride" vs " Here we cum on the bride"

Getting in that van with a bunch of strange men who "just so happened" to be going to the registry office too was a big mistake!

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Officer Lawless took extreme pleasure in performing a thorough shakedown of his suspect, stopping to pay extra attention of her hidden "contraband". The cavity search was next, which would require rather lengthy probing :skull-big

Tiffany wasn't convinced this was the best way to demonstrate how to select fruit and veg from the supermarket. Especially as the demonstration was taking place IN the supermarket!

Tiffany stared daggers at Alice, wishing she could have a pearl necklace like that.

"I said HANDS ON HIPS...HIPS...NOT TITS!" the new aerobics instructor yelped as Mr. Jones latched on. It was the last time she would let that bitch Tiffany talk her into substituting as the instructor for the male fitness class.

:D

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IT'S TRUE! Girls really do just want to have fun! :D

"There's nothing like cock...there's nothing like cock..!" Dorothy was not in Kansas, and that was not Toto diddling her clit...:D

Well I guess this resolves the question of what's better, "paper or plastic?" and if you check their wrists, it's obvious all these girls wanted was a band of gold.

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HOLEY FUCK!!! Oh yes indeed!!!