Why?
 

You know sometimes these vague questions hit you and you find yourself realising there may not really be an answer.

What did insects do at night before there were electric lights?

Why do they put a sign on the inside of an elevator saying Maximum Load 1100 Lbs? Who calculates the weight of the riders before the doors close? What do you do when you stare ferafully at the Butt sisters, in all their glory, as they waddle their ponderance through the quickly closing doors?

Why are Planes always late when you are on time? Why are they punctual when you are running late?

Why is something "stuck fast" when it wont move at all?

Why do all these stupid things run through My head as the coffee percolates?
(in the automatic drip maker at that)

What does any of this have to do with rape?

Why havent you offered me a cup of that coffee?

:D

Why have i bothered to post on here when i can clearly add nothing to the thread... though if that coffee is still going (no sugars thanks)

Didn't see you there Louise while I was lost in My musings. You are of course welcome to join Me for a cup, whenever and wherever.

(Making a second pot, now washing a few more cups)

Why do I have writers block just when I have five stories on the go...ahhhh!

The same thing they did now, it's never completely dark at night and they also rely on other senses more than their eyes.

Because if something did happen and people died the company can say they put up a warning, this is to prevent them from getting into legal problems.

This is merely a coincidence.

Some people don't know how to use the English language.

When one is waiting for something the mind wonders, this is the result of you thinking while not concentrating on anything in particular.

Evidently nothing.

WOW LOUISE soooooooooo shocked YOU...........cant come up with anything??:eek: :eek:

Think the freaking world is going to END??:eek: :D

Brutal nice thread so much can be added to it thank you!

Insects at night do what we do at night......FUCK!!;) :)

Language sucks........Like this......"Victim was shot to death???" Is there such a thing as shot to Life??

Good one on the Lift weight 7 oh and thanks for the Avatar!!:D

Because of people being Law suit happy warning signs of all kinds must go on items now.........such as these........

"Warning dont use this while asleep" warning label on Hair dryer.

Fave and old one for plastic bags...."May cause suffocation".....No shit!!

A funny one is now on RC cars and toys......"Caution vehicle will Move when played with!"............DUHHHHhhhhhhhh?? (well that goes for me too Yummm)

Oh and hows the coffee Girls??:confused: :D :D

Its ok Sindy...I've got two new posts in the stories section...and I will always have words for you. Still...something has made me choke a little recently.

Sorry dear did I do something stupid again???

Nope! Not at all darling! :D X

Cool!! but so sorry something is bugging you still! Hope you can rally past it Sweety!!:D :D (we really need a Hug button here!!)

There you go Sindy!

http://bestsmileys.com/hugging/3.gif

Why we call it "atomic" bomb if it kills millions?

Why Coyote dont buys food instead of paying acme studios for all that equipment?

Why people think negative (example: i wont succed) instead of positive (example: i will fail) ?

Why a pig's orgasm lasts 30' while mine barelly 15secs?

Why public money are spent for researches relative with a pig's orgasm?

If Barbie is so popular, why i have to buy her friends?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why are red buttons always the most important?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

Why did i bother posting this?

This is because there is far more water than bubble bath and it's diluted.

Red is a "loud" colour, and it attracts peoples attention.

Well fuck me with a ten inch dildo, I don't know.

They do.

You must be bored.

Why do people always call when you're eating, washing your hands or cooking?

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?


Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?


Why did you bother answering the last lot of questions?

He is bored also. :p