I'm dating a vanilla
 

please spare a thought for me at this hard time :(

Make sure you soak the pods before you open up the inside and scoop out the seeds.

Just kidding :p

Vanilla's can be fun!

The secret with vanilla is to add some sprinklers...then a little caramel...then a little chocolate topping and before too long you've got a hot sundae with a cherry on top;) Well that is if you leave em any cherries...LOL

Make sure you eat it fast before it melts!!

Or eat her...I mean it...after it melts;)

And lick the bowl clean afterwards! Don't want to waste a single bit, do we now?

Nope, never waste a single bit of girl...I mean sundae;):D

When you're finished with her...er it...if you're really nice maybe you can have seconds ;)

Get strawberry and chocolate and have a neapolitian foursome.

Edit: don't worry dude at least your getting some.

ROFL, Goatboy? Seriously? Dating vanilla?

I'm shocked. She must be something. :P

Maybe there's potential to mix it up a bit ;)

a few firm pats on the butt in passing may awaken other things.
Than again, a bite of vanilla now and again is a nice change of pace.

There are some books about perverting a vanilla partner. I could write one on how to not do it.

But don't mention to her that you are reading a book about perverting her, I did it to a girl that I was dating and she did a very funny cringed face.