It's....
 

The wicked ladies birthday. Merry birthday you wee gobshite! ;)

We must have been writing the same thing at the same time, but you were much nicer to her than me :D

Proper gentleman, me. ;)

In Spain we squeeze the ears, once for each year, on birthdays.
Wicky. Take a squeeze in your lovely bottom, one for each year. ;)

In England, we grab them by the arms and legs, and bounce them up and down. Once for each year, and one for luck. If we really like them we put the boot in too. How many bumps are you owed, sawn-off? :)

Go get your party on Wicked! Have a happy birthday! :)

Since this is the nice thread, here goes...

Oh Wicked Lady, you beautiful Irish lass, can I help it when I hug you, that I squeeze your sweet ass? ;)

Happy Birthday :skull-bee