I will take part in the prolonged Gang Rape of someone I know. After all, to know her is to rape her and at least she will keep quiet until we do it again.

Would you rather be captured, caged and used as a sexual slave for a year.

or

Would you like a group of men to give you a head start and then hunt you? (there is always the remote possibility that you can get away)

A group of men to give me a headstart and then hunt me. Not so much the 'escape' factor...but b/c of the chase and pissing them off...;)

Would you rather piss yours trousers laughing

or

have someone sneeze directly in your face full force, open mouthed?

:)

Piss in my trousers laughing.

Would you rather have a guy cum on your body (face, breasts, stomach, ass)

Or

Would you rather have them cum inside you?

Easy peasy....I'd rather they cum inside me...mostly so I can walk around with cum drizzling down my legs and a knowing smile on my face...:)

Would you rather French kiss someone while they have a mouthful of cum

Or

Would you rather lick their hairy underarms (armpits) and asscrack clean?

Wow that's like saying do I want my penis or my balls cut off.

Well I definitely wouldn't lick anyone's ass crack or armpits - unless I scrubbed them down with disinfectant for 3 days.

And kissing her with a mouthful of cum? Assuming its my cum and I make her swallow first? Maybe?

I guess a 3rd choice is none of the above.

You find a extremely handsome guy, tall, lean, Irish, with green eyes and red hair but he is gay and only heats up for men. Do you try to convert him?

or

You meet another short guy who is ordinary looking, a bit overweight, and a hunch back, however, he is as kinky as they come and just the things he whispers in your ear, make you wet.

Would you try your luck with the Irish or let the hunchback ring your bells?

Hmmmm, can't answer that one, so I'll pass...

Watch.

Sneak into her bedroom?

or

Sneak up from behind her in a parking garage?

Sneak into her bedroom, if nobody else was in the house.

Would you rather fuck her knowing she had been fucked a few hours earlier........

........Or would you rather she hadn't taken cock for a few days or more?

Haven't had sex in a few days

Slap her face or her ass?

Slap Her as Soon!

Would you rather kiss her mouth or her tits?

her tits

Would you rather lick her cunt or her ass?

Lick her cunt!

Would you rather cum in her cunt?
Or
Cum in her ass?

Can't answer this normally, so
Have him cum in my ass

Would you rather watch Disney porn or Hentai porn?