My wife asking me to help with the cleaning, then bitching the whole time telling me how stupid I am and I'm not doing it right.
You'd think she would get the message by now after 26 years of marriage, give up asking me and just do the fucking cleaning herself. Who's the stupid one now, you nagging cunt?

Mowing the lawn, I fucking hate that. Where I lived in the USA, it was hot most of the year and I starved the grass of water and let it go brown and wither. Which suited me just fine because like I said I fucking hate mowing.
But up here in BC, I mow the lawn and when it rains the fucking grass grows a foot overnight! It's a big back garden and have to mow it every couple of weeks in summer so it doesn't turn into a jungle which the dog will get lost in. Even with a good mower it takes me about 45 minutes to get through, me cursing and swearing the whole time and perspiring like a sweaty rapist.
All that so the wife can plant roses and grow rhubarb to make pies that she gives away to her friends. I'm lucky to see a few slices of it myself, after all the suffering I go through with that fucking garden.
If my wife passes away before I do, I'm having the garden paved over. Every last bit of it. I might leave the Katsura tree alone in gratitude as it gives me some shade when I'm mowing the fucking grass. Besides, the dog needs it to piss against.

Clothes driers. They cost a fortune to run but are a neccessity up here. Back in the USA we hung washing out to dry all year round, most times it was bone dry in under an hour. Up here it takes most of the day to dry when hung out, and that's in summer! The rest of the time we have to use a dryer. I hear some electricity suppliers give out driers for free just so we can run up big electricity bills! Bastards.

Did you carry out that deed? :D

That is hilarious. :skull-bee

I guess if we can't have some fun with our situations, we may as well give up living.

The higher price of gas in Canada compared to the USA. It's because of fucking taxes. Federal excise tax, provincial tax, carbon tax, transit tax, bend over and be raped tax...... Fuckers.

Yeah fucking sure I did, a few days later. :skull-bee

I get really pissed when I read about all those female schoolteachers who get caught having affairs with young male pupils. I mean where the fuck were teachers like that when I was a student? Fucking cunts. What's even more annoying about it is those fucking students involved with the hot teachers just don't realize how lucky they are. They have it good but then go and fucking blab their stupid mouths.

Here's one of them in Canada. 45 YO teacher in court because she had sex with a pupil for a couple of years. Now the teenager is having bad dreams about it. I don't even begin to understand how dreams of sex with a MILF teacher can be bad.

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Hahaha, he's going to have a hard time when he has real problems.

Yeah that's it Number7. Some idiots don't know when they already have it good. Fucking moron ruined it for everyone else, now that MILF teacher lost her job and won't be able to help other students with their sex education.

While she has my sympathy, as a teacher she had to know that kids and teenagers always talk. It's just nature, they think they can trust people with their little secrets. But once they tell one person, it becomes common knowledge quickly and that's the end of a good thing.

Frivolous lawsuits is another thing I hate. Like this one:


Starbucks lawsuit alleging it put too much ice in drinks gets dismissed.


Judge calls lawsuit ‘ridiculous’
If Starbucks puts too much ice in your drink, that’s too damn bad.

A federal judge has tossed a lawsuit accusing the Seattle-based coffee giant of deceiving customers because its cold beverages contain less liquid than advertised.

The lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles federal court in June, alleged that Starbucks’ iced drinks “contain significantly less product than advertised.”
Judge Percy Anderson dismissed the suit as ridiculous, saying even a kid knows better.

“If children have figured out that including ice in a cold beverage decreases the amount of liquid they will receive, the court has no difficulty concluding that a reasonable consumer would not be deceived into thinking that when they order an iced tea, that the drink they receive will include both ice and tea and that for a given size cup, some portion of the drink will be ice rather than whatever liquid beverage the consumer ordered,” he wrote in his Aug. 19 opinion.

The judge also pointed out that Starbucks uses clear cups for cold drinks, making it easy for customers to see how much ice they are getting.

Moreover, Starbucks never explicitly states on menus or signs that a given drink size contains a specified amount of liquid, according to the judge.

When people didn't believe an excuse I had for being late into work, first time late in 22 years too.
My dog had jumped through a window to get at a cat one morning, but the window was closed and he went right through the glass. He got a bad gash on his head and I knew it needed stitches, so I put him in the truck and drove to the vet. Called work on the way to say I would be late because my dog was sick. The boss thought I was fucking joking and asked if that was tha best I could come up with. What a cunt. I had to show him the vets bill when I got to work and to his credit he was fine with it as he has dogs too, and he didn't dock my pay for the couple of hours.
But for a while he was a cunt.

Then there was the time my grandson jammed a DVD in the DVD player and fucked it up. I had insurance for it and took it to the store an they checked it and said it was fucked and they would send it away to be approved for an insurance replacement. I filled out a form, put down exactly what happened, ie that my 6yo moron of a grandson wedged a DVD in too fast and fucked it up.
So guess what? They called the store and told them they wouldn't replace the DVD player because they "don't cover damage by vandalism, neglect or careless operation." The cunts, absolute cunts. I called the insurance people and argued with them, asked why they were calling a 6yo kid a vandal. A moron he is, but no vandal. I threatened to go to the press with this, after all the policy I had was a "no quibble" policy. The cunts eventually relented and authorized a replacement DVD player.

I hate when Winter comes and I have to put my motorcycle away until spring. I just get so sad knowing I won't have the pleasure of it for months. Back in the good ole USA I could ride my bikes all year round. Fucking Winter.

Trolls on forums, I hate those fuckers. I find it takes me a few reply posts before I realize they are trolls and will give me grief no matter what me or anyone else posts in their trolling threads.

When I drive into a parking lot and the only available spot has a fucking shopping cart in it, and I have to get off my butt and out of my car to move the fucking cart. So annoying.

Mixed jelly beans that don't have the flavors written on each bean, and of course there are always flavors in there that I don't fucking like.