The Sheep Shagging Blues
 

I like shagging sheep
Cos they don't have big clodding feet
They have little hooves instead
And they're better than most women in bed

CHORUS:
I like shagging sheep
I like shagging sheep
I've got those .... Sheep Shagging Blues

I like to shag them every day
In almost every single way
Even up against a wall
I like to shag them all

CHORUS:
I like shagging sheep
I like shagging sheep
I've got those .... Sheep Shagging Blues

I like to drive them home
I like to hear them moan
I like to shag them in my car
I like to hear them baaaaaaa...

CHORUS:
I like shagging sheep
I like shagging sheep
I've got those .... Sheep Shagging Blues

I'm going to buy a farm
So I can shag them in my barn
And when they get to old and tired for me
I'll cook them and eat them for my tea

CHORUS:
I like shagging sheep
I like shagging sheep
I've got those .... Sheep Shagging Blues

Now I must face reality
I've been done with beastiality
NO MORE SHAGGING SHEEP.