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Pick-up Lines
What are you most memorable, funny, interesting, or down right awful lame pick-up lines?
Today I got: "Unless you are scared." That was LAME!!! So share and snark away. Been away too long and miss snarking with y'all! |
Excuse me ,miss..but does this rag smell like chloroform??
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Fucking hell, what you doing here?
(That was a question, not a chat up line.) |
"Would you like to join me in bed and count sheep?" :skull-big
Nice to see you back again. |
"wow, how small are you?!"
I get this........alot x |
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BF + FR - glad to see the sheep loving boys back! ;):skull-lov |
How about this
"Can we just cut through the chase and fuck?" |
"Hello. Please don't scream."
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Do you have any ass, I mean ice I can borrow??
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"£200, how about it?"
Yeah ok pal, lets double that just to get my attention. Then we can haggle :p x |
The CIA is trying to arrest my penis.. can you help me hide it??
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I keep telling you little girl, I'll buy you ice cream afterwards. Now either put out or shut up!
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Only one of us loves sheep. My money is on it being the Sweaty Sock.
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If I said you had a nice body....would you hold it against me?
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I'm going to go outside and have sex.. care to join me ?
(This one actually worked for me :) ) |
I don't know you but, as you can see (eyes cast downwards), I'm really glad to see you.
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Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
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Did you arrive on a short bus? 'Cause you sure are special!
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you: Did the fall hurt?
wait for her response.... probably a question like; what fall? etc you: When you fell from heaven coz u're definitely God's finest creation. |
My personal lady killer that has a 100% success rate so far:
"Babe, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first" |
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