Looks like Tiffany is going to get that pearl necklace after all!

***FuckingRotter: The adventures with Tiffany are interesting but it's best that those references be kept in The Story Game.***

Young Man: Mr. Owl, how many cocks does it take to fill the holes of greedy cumslut?
Mr. Owl: I don't know, let's find out...one...two ...three...four...five...six...seven...
Young Man: The world may never know!

(If you are familiar with the Tootsie Pop candy commercial...you will get it...;) )

Julie had never been to Sweden but today she learned what Smorgasboard really meant.

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When Lizzie saw what he had done, she made sure he got 41!!! :skull-evi

Oh hell no!

It's a different Tiffany. :)

Liz was not happy...not one bit! She could have been home tonight rinsing out her 'delicates'. Instead she was stuck beating some random bitchmotherfuckingcuntlickingbastard's useless pieceofshitwouldn'texcitemyaddle-brainedgranny's cock. Some days she considered chucking it all for a career in aeronautical engineering where her skills would be appreciated.

No...she was not pleased...not one little bit!

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Boobs and beer really do go well together!

She loved her job as a 'taste tester'. It had a lot of perks...perky nipples...perky boobs...yep, lots of perks! :D

It wasn't the pearl necklace Tiffany had been dreaming of.

No...no pearls...just tit-smacking...;)

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Coffee, tea... oops... or tits? :D

The new barmaid was hired for her 'personality'...both of them! All the guys just love her personality...so big and bouncy. She has...I mean...gets the best tips...;)!

^^^ Tried to rep but couldn't. I really love your sense of humor :D

You did want milk in yours, didn't you?

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Suddenly this "damsel in distress" became the prime suspect, and the boys knew just what to do to get her to talk.

Shirley was shocked and appalled! That man was still wearing his hat indoors, the uncouth brute! Good manners during a brutal rape are always appreciated...:D

^^^ Comedy release at it's best... give her applause! :D

Godilocks was so very happy, She finally found a bed that was just right. Unfortunately 3 bear like men showed up and decided it was time to sample her honey pot.