The chubby jogger.
 

Had to go fetch some gear this morning for a job I'm doing next week. Pulling out of the back track where I park my van I spot this woman jogging up the street. Shiny new running gear, bit overweight, sweating buckets and blowing like a train. Pretty. I thinks "Run. If I catch you I fuck you." Wondering how far she could get.

That went in the wank bank.

the chubby jogger was prob kim jong un

*smirks* Or his sister.

This brings back for me a wonderful experience some years back in the UK. Two police officers patrolling down the street - one man and the most fantastic arse I've ever seen, especially on a white woman. She was young and dark-haired but basically I just had eyes for her trousered uniformed arse. It was huge, round, bouncy, deeply-parted and seemed about to burst her uniform. It stuck out a mile behind her, but it looked amazingly taut, like she spend ages in the gym toning it just for us. As she walked, of course, or rather waddled, the buttocks bulged and shifted against one another in that amazing feminine movement. I followed her just eating it up. What's more, there was already another guy in tow, his gleaming eyes fixed on her stupendous arse. She had no idea and neither did her colleague. I exchanged knowing looks with the other guy.

I left her when they crossed the road into a market. I've regretted it ever since. Of course, this wasn't going to turn into a real rape opportunity, but I've imagined scenarios where it did and where that arse of hers got a good thrashing as it certainly deserved. What's more, I just can't get it out of my head what a wonderful hog-roast she'd have made. Delicious.