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Cultural references.
We're always hearing about the likes of Mozart, da Vinci, Damian Hirst and Tracey Emin. Personally I think that they, and their followers, are a bunch of elitist middle class tossers. Can you identify the following references?
"I'm not the first dog that shitted on your lawn" "I punched every girl I met on the way to the booth to vote for Hitler" "They came down from Mickathera in a burnt out blue FJ, that coughed and spat and shat itself on Jutland Parade" "Get your gums around my plums" |
I can identify Kevin (Bloody) Wilson. And it's Meekatharra not Mickathera. Jutland Parade is an exclusive area of Perth in WA. Does this mean I win the cultural prize?
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Yeah, you win. Grummy. In other words a nosh from an OAP with her teeth out. ;)
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At my age, I'll take anything that's warm and has a pulse.
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*waves* :D
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You generous, generous girl. I'm booking my flight as I speak. Think of it as "Caring for Senior Citizen" week.
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Speaking and booking flights, proof that men can multi-task, even decrepit old farts! :D
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Aaaah, it's love! McBatfink dies a happy man and Emmy gets her fantasy fulfilled. So sweet. Think I'm going to c, 'scuse me a moment. Anybody got any tissues?
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When have you ever needed tissues when I was around?
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I never heard about half the people on your list, and the other half I heard about once or twice in the last two years, not counting that Dan Brown junk. |
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FR, We have a philistine in our midst. It is really too too much. They let ANYONE into this board these days. I shall have to consult with CrotchRipper. |
If I had my way you would have to wear a Hooters uniform and suntan colored pantyhose before you were allowed in here :)
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I don't think Batfink should wear a hooters uniform. Besides, it would clash with his wellies.
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I should wear a hooter's uniform (whatever that is) I'm nearly 70 years old for Chris'sake. I know Crotch Ripper is a fuckin' pervert but he's not that fucking demented is he? Besides, my wellies are a fetching shade of nipple pink.
I reckon, getting back to the point, that Menace has been living in a cave for the last ten years if he hasn't heard of Kevin Wilson. Even better, google 'King Billy Cokebottle,' you'll piss yourselves laughing. |
Kevin Wilson was never mentioned. And since you're asking, Have you ever heard of Julius Malema?
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I've heard of Julius Caesar, does that count?
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No, and I hereby declare you to be a cave dweller, as everyone knows who Julius Malema is. He is like the most controversial politician in the world!
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In what way is he like the most controversial politician in the world? Does he wear a brown shirt and sport a toothbrush moustache?
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No, he's against capitalism. Duh.
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