Secret Sex Confessions - The RB Confessionals...
 

What are some sexual experiences you would never want another soul to ever know? We won't tell!! ;)

Post as often and as many to purge your soul! :skull-roc

I use to sleep with a lot of guys on the first date...

* tries hard to think of something I would be embarrassed to tell .... and fails *

Me too ROFL

No my worse sin was in my earlier days if she didnt put out on the first date, there never was a second one.

Something I think my friends and family wouldn't understand. An ex from way back, myself and her pet Alsatian spit roasted her. :D

Some times I like to pretend my penis is just a little person and i put a little hat on it.. draw on a face and make it dance to salsa music :)

This one time, at band camp..

Is band camp where you learned how to play the skin flute?? :p

Was it a flute or a clarinet in the movie? It's been awhile.

I can't say I am embarrassed by what I've done.

Now in highschool I would have been mortified if anyone had known I gave a guy a blowjob in eighth or ninth grade, (not sure which anymore.)
He told everyone in English Lit class at the end of our junior year while I was home sick one day. (Oddly enough thinking about that very blowjob as I still had a crush on the guy and it was my first willing sexual episode so I still think about it now and then.) Anyway, the next day everyone around me in that class was staring at me and my friend that sat behind me told me everything he had said. I wanted to die.
The guy that sat in front of me asked "Is it true?" To which I asked "Is what true?" (Yep thats me, ever the creative thinker.) So he related the story to me (again) and I glared at the guy in question like he was scum beneath my feet. The guy that asked said "Yeah we figured he was lyin, IQ." And that was the end of it. No huge embarrassment and it made him look like a liar.
The thing is though that he was wildly popular and I had a very goody goody reputation and was a bookworm. Not overtly popular but not some social disgrace.. just a nerd. It probably would have improved my social status if I had admitted to it but there was no way in hell I could bring myself to do it.
As for IQ, my highschool nickname, I always assumed it was because I was a nerd. So when he said that I thought to myself "That's right Lis, no one as hot as CJ will ever really want to be with a geek like you so keep daydreaming." I found out just last year that it really stood for ice queen. Not sure how I feel about that.
Anyway that is my most embarrassing story and it really wasn't that bad. Hell, comparing it to my current kinks, it's almost puritan.

Thinks of something very embarassing...hmmm...still thinks...well maybe that one time on the toilet (at a party in the house of a friend of mine) with my ex-boyfriend which I didn't really knew at that time...just a few days...but I was hot...he was hot...it was hot...so I didn't cared about anything...Well I was young and I needed the sex...rofl

I once had sex with an extremely unattractive woman... shocking I know. :p

In my own defense I had a very good reason, and yes, I was sober... mores the pity. And what might the reason have been you may ask?

Simple really... it was that or go to jail... honest injun. :(

Blimey Mac, we need the rest of the story, that has got to be more interesting than shagging a biffer.

Yes spill it Mac. It'll take the spotlight off my Sweaty Sock friend and his exploits in the field. Ever wonder how an entire nation got its Cockney rhyming slang name from an article of clothing traditionally made from wool? ;)

Well... damn where to begin.

It was back in the late 70's and the US military was experimenting with having co-ed barracks. (Now let that thought fire up your fantasies) The base commander in his wisdom decided to move 30 or 40 females into our barracks, giving them the entire first floor. Which of course meant that all the guys that had been in those rooms now had to double and even triple up with guys on the second and third floor.

All the more senior troops (the sergeants and staff sergeants) that had enjoyed private rooms now had a room mate and when all those rooms had doubles then the junior guys in the barracks had to triple up. That kind of pissed the guys off. To make things worse the rec room was on the first floor. Tt had the pool table, the dart board, the little barracks bar we had built up and the damn TV.

The girls of course promptly claimed possession of all our hard earned goodies. Now you might think, so what... yall had GIRLS in your barracks... be happy... well that wasnt the way it was, at least not at first. The girls moving in, taking our stuff, invading our territory really pissed us off.

Anyway... getting on to the good part, one night after duty some of the guys were hanging out in my room drinking and just chilling out. A ball game was about to come on so we headed down to the rec room to watch... of course the girls were watching Dallas or some shit and a big arguement broke out. The girls were determined not to let us watch the game and this one woman, the ugly one, kept unplugging the TV. So I told her, all macho like, that if she didnt cut the shit I was going to throw her over my shoulder and toss her ass in the creek (more like a nasty assed, slimy drainage ditch) that ran behind the barracks. Well, she wouldnt let go of the plug and I'd opened up my big mouth in front of my boys so...

Next thing you know I have an ugly, screaming female up on my shoulder and I am headed towards the creek. Being followed by a mixed group of about a dozen or so, either screaming for me to put her down (the girls) or yelling for me to toss her sorry ass in the creek (the guys). So I did what any red-blooded American GI would do... I tossed her ass. All hell broke loose, the girls started yelling for someone to get the MP's, my boys all panicked and ran like little pussies and I ended up having to jump in after her cuz she was totally freaked and couldnt pulled herself up the steep, muddy, slimy bank.

Once I got her out of the creek (and geez we stank) all the girls just started giving me a royal chewing out, and several said they were going to call the cops. Somehow I was able to sweet talk them into waiting and I took the girl I had tossed back to the barracks. I was still afraid she was going to report me for assualt so I took her up to my room. My room mate was deployed so I wined her, apologized... and well, pretty much seduced her. She ended up spending the night.

The worst part was a few of my boys stopped by the next morning to see if I'd been arrested or not and saw her there. They gave me a ration of shit so I tossed their asses out and slammed the door... could still hear the bastards laughing out in the hall though.

Anyway, to make a long story short I ended up having to play "boyfriend" for several days and ended up bedding her twice just to make sure she didnt call the cops. Thankfully another guy in the barracks actually liked her and I was able to steer her in his direction.

The kicker was after that whole episode the relations between the girls and the guys improved... improved alot. Within a few weeks most of the girls had paired up with a guy, a few of the more... 'morally relaxed' of the girls had several guys on a string. Needless to say barracks life got a whole lot more interesting after that.

And all because I tossed some girl in a creek. :skull-bee

Mac, you are bereft of all morals treating a lady like that. You should have left her in the ditch! ;)

I was young then, what can I say? *shrug* :o

I had zerooo sexual experience until last year (21 years old). I told all my friends I wasn't a virgin, so I couldn't sleep with any of my male friends without them finding out, so I had to date outside my friend circle...Looking back I probably could of been honest with them...But they still have no clue about my rape fetish, that is going with me to the grave.

So have you ever done anything to act on that desire?

In real life, no.
I've been roleplaying since I was thirteen -maybe younger. Always been something I've tried to keep a secret for obvious reasons.