Lol, now I'm confused, it's still Tues here!!!

I spent the afternoon wandering around the house trying to work out where I can do handstand push-ups without breaking something.

Outside?

No room.

:(

I'm 6'2", I have long legs and large feet, I weigh around 14stone. I'm really fucking clumsy. Cows get out of the way when they see me coming. I used to breakdance but mostly I broke shit. If I'm going to do handstand press-ups, someone needs to give me the Albert Hall.

I'll buy you the Albert Hall then :)

Cheers then! :)

Okay, anybody able to loan me a few million? I need to buy some rotter a hall.

It's some fucking rotter thank you very much.

I do apologise. Sincerely at that.

6'2? On fuck man! I'm obsessed with tall guys. Give me a tall man and I'm like putty :p

:)

I'm getting ready to mow the lawn... and I like it. In my bikini (well, Sport skort and black bikini top) getting some sun and receiving instant gratification by making the yard look nice :D
Yep - I'm that kind of homeowner. Boring - I know. It's only the backyard though :) because my dear Husband (DH) doesn't let me mow the front :D

I remember one hot summer weekend last year when my wife was mowing the backyard dressed very similar too you. I was setting in my lawn chair under a shade tree drinking a cold beer watching her. I love the sight of her back slightly arched with her butt poked out as she pushes the mower along. But anyhow, as I set there enjoying my beer and the view, the old busybody from next door came marching up to me shaking her finger as she scolded me saying… “You sir setting there relaxing every weekend as your wife does the yard work I find reprehensible, I don’t understand why she puts up with you, you sir should be hung!”… Well I took a sip of my beer, lowered my sunglasses down on the tip of my nose and looked up at her saying… “I am hung, that’s why she is mowing the grass” :)

But mowing the front yard is always the most fun. Keeping it nice and close makes it all the more visually appealing.

I love it.

Priceless! Absolutely priceless. :) I mow my own lawn, too, even though I've been sharing the house with men for the past 8 years. On the plus side, my neighbours all know me and like me.

FuckingRotter, you may come down to my house and do hand stands any time. I like tall guys with big feet. Ahm.

Hey Rotter - if she has a lawn big enough to mow she probably has room for handstand pushups.

Never knew Australians had lawns, just dry dusty scrub, barely adequate to support their girlf, erm, sheep.