You're fat ? NO MORE SEX !!!
 

Those are exactly the words my girlfriend said to me today :(:mad:

Fuck you ladies, you all deserve to be raped and beat up and left naked on Peckham :skull-evi:skull-big

So your bird tells you you're a fat cunt, and doesn't want your cock in her? Hilarious. Leave those pies alone, Kevin.

this is England for god sake ! when she got here I took her out a lot. kind of show her the place you know ? We walked Soho at night, with all the guys puke and piss everywhere. She knows we have a booze problem. they even put plastic public toilets in the middle of the pavement so they stop pissing on cars ! So why come crying at me now because I've got a belly ? We are English and we drink beer. Period. It's part of the culture. If she"s unhappy about that she can always go back to finland and get out with one of those tall slender blond guyz looking like a fucking elf from the lord of the ring. They are so fucking slim I bet they have it like a pencil and she came to England to find real sex and I have been pretty listening to her fantaisies for 2 years and that's how she thanks me.

You do realise this is the Rowdy Room, not the whiny cunt room?

ROFL! LMAO! LOOOOOOL!!! :skull-big

Go to the fucking gym krass you porky bastard. I'm hung like a fucking grand national race horse and am slender as fuck at 35. I do 100 press ups and 200 sit ups in my daily workout routine along with a load of other shit and practice kickboxing. Sort yourself out lad! And man the fuck up! :skull-thu

Oh, and get yer missus on here so I can show her some of what I've got :skull-win

I'll bang that tight scando ass back to Norway! :skull-evi

I suspect we won't be seeing any more of whiny Kevin, because the cunt struck wanker has embarked on a fitness regime to try and win his bird back.

Dump her, join a gym, get ripped.

When she comes crawling back, rape her with your new found physical strength.

Simples :)

x

He couldn't rape a melon with a hole in it, he's far too soppy and emotional. He'd never rape the girl that dumped him, he luuurves her!

Lazy fat tosser.

I think he's getting in to character for the starring role in a Simon Pegg biopic.