The Stupid Questions Thread
 

Every single one of us has had some question that they were afraid to make a post about because it would get flamed, or posted a stupid question that got flamed. Well here's a place to put them. This is a flame free zone, a place for all your stupid questions. No rudeness or flames or thinly veiled sarcasm, and no "GO GOOGLE IT". Just remember: At least they're asking it here, and not making a new thread for it.

I'll start it off:

What is beer made of ?

Beer is made of
Water
Starch source
Hops
Yeast
Clarifying agent


How many calories is semen? Is it fattening?

Well, although I don't have any exact numbers on sperm's calories (they would differ extremly anyway) but ... :)

... I can assure you that sperm is actually rather healthy.

The taste and exact composing depends on the man's lifestyle (alcohol, smoking, etc.) and nutrition of course but in general ejaculat consists of many hormons and proteins your body needs and uses. Those components also (may) have an anti-depressant effect on women.

So don't worry about any possible fattening effect. Have sex after (and thus burning the calories) and enjoy his boner! ;)

http://i13.tinypic.com/6gcfxhw.jpg

If Sternenlied is concerned about the calorie content or fattening aspects of ejaculate, then I doubt she has any problem finding boyfriends! :skull-lov :skull-thu

Why is it that so many drivers forget how to drive entirely, the instant they enter a parking lot?

Why can't life be easy?

Because if it was easy, it would be insipid and we'd shoot a bullet in our heads

In Harry potter's 4th volume. It's called the magic bus.

A guy jerks off in a swimming pool, how many chances over a million a woman gets pregnant ?

Minimum olympic size swimming pool volume is 2.5 million liters... which is 2.5 billion milliliters... average ejaculate is 2-3 milliliters... lets say 3... thats 3 over 2.5billion... now thats a fucked up ratio... but each milliliter of sperm contains between 20 and 50 million sperm...
Even with so many sperm swining around in the pool there is still FUCK ALL chance of anyone getting pregnant... seeing as if a sperm did get to a women she would first have to be ovulating and the lil bugger would have to survive the journal one past the swimming suit two up inside her and 3 get through the eggs lining... and seeing as the last part takes the combined work of a shit load of sperm...
It aint happening... ;p


If she sells sea shells by the sea shore, wheres she get the sea shells she sells by the sea shore?..

I would love a semen filled swimming pool wow I would love to swim in that.

Why am I not surprised?.. :D

Sorry sir I don't mean to come off as nasty.

Ohh you dont have to be sorry for that... I can give you something to be sorry about though...

Yes sir. I deserve anything you give me sir.

Ohh the possibilites... and so many toys to choose from...
Anyway I think we shanghied a topic...
Do you have msn?..

i JUST HAVE YAHOO

lol thank you for that great answer SirSinister. And don't worry about raping JennySub in this thread it just gives me more inspiration for more weird questions lol

So to your last stuff :

She gets the sea shells when the dog barks and the shark attacks. Cause when the shark attacks the dog barks and he ain't got shells so he turns fresh meat in the sea.

Why a foot has 5 toes ?

To me there are no dumb questions because it is me who is dumb and often don't understand the questions.

Why is it there\'s so many types of im servers? Can\'t we have only one?

No...that may be a smart question...*ponders for a stupid question*

Why am I hungry?