Changing my wife
 

I'm recently married and from a "normal" perspective I should be happy. Instead I've started changing my wife. Recently I pressured her into getting breasts implants and she's getting laser lipo too. I really want to change my wife. I want her to start associating herself with her tits, and ideally I'd like her to lose her "self respect". Nothing would make me happier than to have a wife that is "embarrassing" to take out, i.e. She's such a slut that she will immediately be judged and not taken seriously. Any advice out there?

Yes, buy an inflatable doll and see if you can find a minister to marry you to it.

For a second I thought the title of this thread was "Charging my Wife". :D

You must be joking right? If you don't you should be punished...let's start with a very painful kick in your balls...

What? This got to be joke... please?