Argy Bargy at the World Cup?
 

Thirty-two years have passed, and they're still not fucking over getting a pasting from the British army. More sickening though is that those Argy bastards choose one of the greatest sporting events to stage their latest pathetic protest about their unfounded claim to the Falkland Islands.

Well, if that is how it is, I hope England draw you in the knockout stage and break your fucking legs you cunts!

This ends the statement from FIFAs offical "fair play" spokesman :)

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*smirks*

Ok, so far, the Dutch have given Spain a proper kicking, as have the police to the residents of São Paolo. The stadium in Manaus where England play their first game tonight wasn't even finished yesterday. Still, can't say too much about that, given the amount of time it took for a bunch of Ockers to build Wembley, whilst England were forced to play home matches surrounded by a bunch of sheep shaggers!

Of course, the really crucial question is, will Emmy be getting a cross of St George and the words "cum on England" painted on her face? :)

England lose to the Wops, despite having the better attack. Defence was a bit shit, and Wayne Rooney needs to fuck off back to where he came from, Scouse cunt. Still, Costa Rica lead the group on goal difference!

Argy bastards up next!

Come on, Honduras!

Come on Hamilton Academicals :skull-big

I can see I should have come here. I've been forced to join the World Cup pool at work and the depths of my ignorance on the subject of football has yet to be plumbed. I had to ask an Irishman to assist. :eek:

I seem to be doing pretty well, although the English let me down badly.

Yep! Can't trust them foreigners! ;)

argybargy
 

It's all a blurry haze

At least you got the name of the sport correct, unlike the majority of your ignorant Septic compatriots. :)

argybargy
 

:cool:obviously Lionel Messi is a goalscoring c*nt ,I knew that man was trouble and that's why I 've had it in for him from the get :Dever
since e.s.p.n and football Italia were on freeview......alot of other foreigners have had the sense to remain in there own countries and not soil our land with there championship attitude!!

So, the Septics progress to the knockout stages, but Barako Barner still can't get the name of the sport right. Fucking stupid cunt! And you wankers elected him? Twice?

Luis Saurez has teamed up with Ann Summers to produce a new sex toy. It's called the Rabid Rabbit.

Who will win?

Well, the Irishman seems to know what he's talking about. I'm in first place so far in the office football pool!! I've been let down by the Spaniards but have managed the rest.

I've decided to tell the guys in the office that I made my picks based on uniform colors, just to make them all insane. Heh heh heh.

Luis Saurez defence: I came home and the television repair man was already naked on the floor. That's when all my clothes just happened to fall off, then I stumbled and impaled my anus on his erect penis.

Interpretation: I'm a liar as well as a cheat.

Get a fucking grip you bucked toothed wanker, the whole fucking world saw what you did on live television!

Indeed.

As an aside....WTH??!!! A little cheating among friends is one thing but biting??!!! And for the third time??? What are you.... four years old?? And did you forget that there were approximately 3,937 cameras trained on you?

The incident did bring a few chuckles on the net, however. Everyone (including me) dusted off their Photoshop and had fun with it. Not to mention the Swede who won a pile betting that Suarez would chomp before the Cup was over.

And another thing.... anyone who actually believes that "he hit my teeth with his shoulder" line should call me. I've got a bridge to sell you.

Every World Cup, and indeed European Championship, turns out a villain for the English. Sometimes it's one of our own, Wayne Rooney, David Beckham. Sometimes it's Johnny Foreigner, Diego Maradonna, the ref that disallowed Frank Lampards goal against Germany, Christiano Ronaldo. Even when we hosted and won, there was villainy afoot. There nearly wasn't a trophy to compete for.

Saurez is not a popular man in England anyway. Scoring twice against us won't help. What he did against Italy though, could only be surpassed if he'd bitten an English player! He will probably go down as the second most reviled World Cup villain, after the Hand of God, curly haired fat fucking crackhead Maradonna.

I will never understand why Maradonna has these rabid fans who will hear nothing against him. He's not goodlooking like Beckham, nor charming like Pele, nor even a role model, having cheated on his wife and was too stupid to keep from getting caught. He was an exceptional footballer but there are lots of good footballers who don't get his following. Even when he was a fat, spotty old druggie the faithful remained. Very odd.

Something tells me Suarez will not be that lucky.

After all the lies, the Rabid Rabbit has finally apologised, via Twitter. Vowing never to do it again! Tosser!