The Stupid Questions Thread

[shysnale]

Every single one of us has had some question that they were afraid to make a post about because it would get flamed, or posted a stupid question that got flamed. Well here's a place to put them. This is a flame free zone, a place for all your stupid questions. No rudeness or flames or thinly veiled sarcasm, and no "GO GOOGLE IT". Just remember: At least they're asking it here, and not making a new thread for it.

I'll start it off:

What is beer made of ?

[jennysub]

Beer is made of
Water
Starch source
Hops
Yeast
Clarifying agent


How many calories is semen? Is it fattening?

[Sternenlied]

Well, although I don't have any exact numbers on sperm's calories (they would differ extremly anyway) but ... :)

... I can assure you that sperm is actually rather healthy.

The taste and exact composing depends on the man's lifestyle (alcohol, smoking, etc.) and nutrition of course but in general ejaculat consists of many hormons and proteins your body needs and uses. Those components also (may) have an anti-depressant effect on women.

So don't worry about any possible fattening effect. Have sex after (and thus burning the calories) and enjoy his boner! ;)

[Ntense]

http://i13.tinypic.com/6gcfxhw.jpg

If Sternenlied is concerned about the calorie content or fattening aspects of ejaculate, then I doubt she has any problem finding boyfriends! :skull-lov :skull-thu

I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm. One of the girls asked "Why doesn't it taste sweet then"?

When she realized what she said, her face went bright red with embarrassment.

When the teacher replied, "Because you taste sweetness with the front part of your tongue, not the back in your throat", the girl started crying and left class.

[shysnale]

Why is it that so many drivers forget how to drive entirely, the instant they enter a parking lot?

[RapeU]

Why can't life be easy?

[shysnale]

Why can't life be easy?
Because if it was easy, it would be insipid and we'd shoot a bullet in our heads

[Vivienne]

Where can i catch the next Bus from Berlin/Reinickendorf straight 2 Frisco??!:confused:
Any1 ready 2 top that!?!:skull-roc:D

[shysnale]

Where can i catch the next Bus from Berlin/Reinickendorf straight 2 Frisco??!:confused:
Any1 ready 2 top that!?!:skull-roc:D

In Harry potter's 4th volume. It's called the magic bus.

A guy jerks off in a swimming pool, how many chances over a million a woman gets pregnant ?

[SirSinister]

Minimum olympic size swimming pool volume is 2.5 million liters... which is 2.5 billion milliliters... average ejaculate is 2-3 milliliters... lets say 3... thats 3 over 2.5billion... now thats a fucked up ratio... but each milliliter of sperm contains between 20 and 50 million sperm...
Even with so many sperm swining around in the pool there is still FUCK ALL chance of anyone getting pregnant... seeing as if a sperm did get to a women she would first have to be ovulating and the lil bugger would have to survive the journal one past the swimming suit two up inside her and 3 get through the eggs lining... and seeing as the last part takes the combined work of a shit load of sperm...
It aint happening... ;p


If she sells sea shells by the sea shore, wheres she get the sea shells she sells by the sea shore?..

[jennysub]

I would love a semen filled swimming pool wow I would love to swim in that.

[SirSinister]

I would love a semen filled swimming pool wow I would love to swim in that.

Why am I not surprised?.. :D

[jennysub]

Sorry sir I don't mean to come off as nasty.

[SirSinister]

Ohh you dont have to be sorry for that... I can give you something to be sorry about though...

[jennysub]

Yes sir. I deserve anything you give me sir.

[SirSinister]

Ohh the possibilites... and so many toys to choose from...
Anyway I think we shanghied a topic...
Do you have msn?..

[jennysub]

i JUST HAVE YAHOO

[shysnale]

Minimum olympic size swimming pool volume is 2.5 million liters... which is 2.5 billion milliliters... average ejaculate is 2-3 milliliters... lets say 3... thats 3 over 2.5billion... now thats a fucked up ratio... but each milliliter of sperm contains between 20 and 50 million sperm...
Even with so many sperm swining around in the pool there is still FUCK ALL chance of anyone getting pregnant... seeing as if a sperm did get to a women she would first have to be ovulating and the lil bugger would have to survive the journal one past the swimming suit two up inside her and 3 get through the eggs lining... and seeing as the last part takes the combined work of a shit load of sperm...
It aint happening... ;p


If she sells sea shells by the sea shore, wheres she get the sea shells she sells by the sea shore?..

lol thank you for that great answer SirSinister. And don't worry about raping JennySub in this thread it just gives me more inspiration for more weird questions lol

So to your last stuff :

If she sells sea shells by the sea shore, wheres she get the sea shells she sells by the sea shore?

She gets the sea shells when the dog barks and the shark attacks. Cause when the shark attacks the dog barks and he ain't got shells so he turns fresh meat in the sea.

Why a foot has 5 toes ?

[jennysub]

To me there are no dumb questions because it is me who is dumb and often don't understand the questions.

[RapeU]

Why is it there\'s so many types of im servers? Can\'t we have only one?

No...that may be a smart question...*ponders for a stupid question*

Why am I hungry?

[shysnale]

Why is it there\'s so many types of im servers? Can\'t we have only one?

No...that may be a smart question...*ponders for a stupid question*

Why am I hungry?

Hungry for food or sex ?

[somedude]

Well RapeU when you grow hungry it can be either psychologicol or physical hunger...physical hunger is generally caused by your stomach being empty which kicks in the brain which says hey I need food. Psychological hunger is when your brain says you're hungry but you don't physically feel hungry...like when you devour that big ass bag of chips even you've already eaten some burritos:D Hope that helps;)

[shysnale]

To me there are no dumb questions because it is me who is dumb and often don't understand the questions.

no you're not.
you just need a nice boyfriend like me

[Vivienne]

I shouldnt 4get 2 add the stupiedest Quest' we know in Germany:
Why is the Rhine so beautiful?:D
Well, at least the Germ's here can xplain the Joke...;)

[ego]

Why Batman has no gun?

[SecretObsession]

Why Batman has no gun?

Do any of the super-heroes have guns???

[sindyloo]

Yes silly all Male superheros do have guns...check out the Bulge in their Tights!!:skull-thu :skull-big :skull-big

[menace]

Batman is against the 4. Amendman :p

[jack-the-ripa]

Do any of the super-heroes have guns???
Firstly: Batman is not literally a superhero. He hasn't got super-powers. :skull-big Secondly: there are a few (superpowerless) super-heroes that use guns. First two that I can think of right now are Vigilante (several comics + the Justince League series) and The Punisher. There's got to be more, ... I'll do some reaserch.

[Ntense]

Yes silly all Male superheros do have guns...check out the Bulge in their Tights!!:skull-thu :skull-big :skull-big

Don't say 'gun' in the military! "This is my rifle (holds it out), this is my gun (grabs crotch), this is for fighting (again presents rifle) and this is for fun! (you get the idea)"

http://i20.tinypic.com/rrql9x.jpg

dates back to at least the '40s.

I've seen some of the original Batman shows where he had SOME sort of gun, but usually for shooting a line, a dart or something. Don't recall him with a handgun or rifle. It's an ancient cartoon & show for kids, so he was supposed to be non-lethal.


Why do we drive on a parkway and park in the driveway??? Who makes this shit up??

[dashrendar44]

if crime fighters fight crimes and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight? @_@

[SecretObsession]

If they need a gun then theirpowers are pretty pathetic... at least not very "super" by my standards :-)~

[shysnale]

Why Batman has no gun?

The man watched his parents being gunned down in front of him as a child. How do you think he feels about firearms? Also, he took a vow never to kill. Guns are, as he says, a coward's weapon.

Although initially he was depicted as using firearms but his creator eventually stopped it.

in the first few storys he did kill people with guns but that faded out and was replaced by his hate of guns.

Here's Wikipedia.

The first stories appearing in the Batman comic were written by Bill Finger and illustrated by Bob Kane, though Finger went uncredited for years thereafter. These early stories depicted a vengeful Batman, not hesitant to kill when he saw it as a necessary sacrifice. In one of the early stories, he is depicted using a gun to stop a group of giant assailants


The first Batman story, "The Case of the Chemical Syndicate," was published in Detective Comics #27 (May 1939). Finger said, "Batman was originally written in the style of the pulps"[14] and this influence was evident with Batman showing little remorse over killing or maiming criminals and was not above using firearms


And here's a picture of Batman wielding the BatGat.

http://xed.chez-alice.fr/withgunhi2.jpg

I guess if he had continued with the firearms he would've been an early Punisher/Midnighter.

Looks like the artist couldn't draw guns. The angles/proportions are off a bit there.

[ego]

Wow!

[Sternenlied]

(...)

I might have known ... you're a nerd! :D

[clan_hunter]

I might have known ... you're a nerd! :D

Didn't you admit once on here to playing Dungeons and Dragons or a similar board/role dice playing game?:rolleyes:

[Sternenlied]

Ssssssssssssh!
Don't tell anyone!
:)

[RapeU]

What are testicles?

[Wiz]

What are testicles?

You've got a lot of balls asking a question like that RapeU :D

[ego]

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[ego]

What was made first, the egg or the chiken?

[Sternenlied]

Well, interesting question ...

According to the Bible a man was the first human created by God.
So I'd say the chicken!
Hihihihihihi!
:)

[ego]

But thats a cock, isnt it? Do you know the difference between a cock and a chiken? ;)

Anyway, since you know the Bible that well, you should know that woman was made by his side and not on her own hook for one reason and only: To be able to understand his superiority and (naturally) submit to him.

AND I DONT REMEMBER I GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO GO SMARTASS THIS WEEK!! :mad:





:D

[Sternenlied]

Do you know the difference between a cock and a chiken?

Of course I do!

A man is a chicken, a cock is an excuse! :D

Anyway, since you know the Bible that well, you should know that woman was made by his side and not on her own hook for one reason and only: To be able to understand his superiority and (naturally) submit to him.

Yes, that's true. Most men would agree with you on that.
Too bad however, Adam was that much of a sissy-girl that he blew it in paradise already! :)

AND I DONT REMEMBER I GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO GO SMARTASS THIS WEEK!!

:p
Make me stop!

[ego]

Of course I do!

A man is a chicken, a cock is an excuse! :D
I'm afraid you know that wrong....well, before sex a man is like a cock. After, he realizes what he has done and chickens out!
After all, it rarelly worths the effort. ;)



Too bad however, Adam was that much of a sissy-girl that he blew it in paradise already! :)
Thats true. He ate the apple instead of giving her a good spanking...



:p
Make me stop!
I'd had to ignore you. I prefer to keep playing! :)
After all, i cant do your job. You have to understand my superiority on your own!

[shysnale]

Do pieces make parts or do parts make pieces?

[ego]

Both can happen!
See Plato's "Dialogues" (Timaios, if i remember well) for details, he pretty much describes totals, subtotals, parts, components and stuff like that. :cool:

[SecretObsession]

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

[ego]

*wonders to who she referes*

[SecretObsession]

Just like me, they long to be, close to you?

[ego]

Perhaps the way you roll some seeds are falling on the ground? :D

[SecretObsession]

eh... they're just seeds after all ;)

[RapeU]

Where is the muffin man and why should I know him?

[Mugga123]

He's in your head... and thats why you should know him...

Why is the bible like a penis? *cough*

[Sierra]

Why is the bible like a penis?

Heh. As a Catholic, I can answer that one. Because priests force both down your throat.

Why is Australia called "OZ"??

[Mugga123]

Because Australia sounds Oz-Trail-E-Ah!

[Mugga123]

Well i got nothing so someone else can ask something

[FinalKey]

Can you say nay to nay?

[dashrendar44]

aye!

ive asked this before and ill keep on asking it till i get an good answer! if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

[touriquet2001]

freedom .... why else would you want to force your style of government on another country ? might not be a good answer , but it's mine .

don't have a question to ask ;) :p

[SecretObsession]

Who wants to play strip poker? :)

[touriquet2001]

with you ??? now that is a stupid question !!!! of course all of us !!!!! i know i do ;)

[AWDracer]

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

Just like me, they long to be, close to you?

I'm surprised you people (not Secret) don't know what she's "talking about". She's singing a song by "The Carpenters". If I had perfect timing, I'd finish the second part of that song :(.

[ego]

The answer lies there?

[AWDracer]

Who wants to play strip poker? :)

Let's all play with you...

What style of poker we playing?

[ego]

Single cuckoo on double tableau with triple hat.

Four cards, please.

:D

[SecretObsession]

That sounds Greek to me :P How about Texas Hold'em? ;)

[FinalKey]

I don't gamble or play card games except Uno. o.O any lovely ladies wanna teach me?

[ego]

That sounds Greek to me :P How about Texas Hold'em? ;)

Normally, i should be offended and quit the game.

I will stay however, because once again i have five aces at hand! :D

[ego]

Who invented solitaire?

[cleanfun4all]

A really bored Frenchman.

[FinalKey]

Why do the French exist?

[Wiz]

Dunno, but they got my favorite kind of kiss named after them :D

[Wiz]

Why do us guys hit our so-called sexual peak somewhere in our late-teens, but women don't hit theirs until sometime in their early-to-mid 30's. WTF?

[Sephy]

Who wants to play strip poker? :)

Ante's up.

:skull-roc

[SecretObsession]

*shuffling the cards...

"Who's making the drinks?" :skull-bee

[AWDracer]

*shuffling the cards...

"Who's making the drinks?" :skull-bee

Ahh.. Texas Hold'em.

I only know how to mix drinks a little. What are your favourites?

The above isn't a stupid question so here's one: Does shooting inside of her make her feel ESPECIALLY good? I.e. does she feel the stream of seed? Does her orgasm actually end (provided she had one to begin with)?

[ego]

I think YES is the answer to all that questions.
I cant be sure about her orgasm tho. Its different than ours. It can last much longer. I think a very intensive one could kill a young unexperienced girl.

[Sternenlied]

The above isn't a stupid question so here's one: Does shooting inside of her make her feel ESPECIALLY good? I.e. does she feel the stream of seed? Does her orgasm actually end (provided she had one to begin with)?

I can't speak for every woman of course but no, it doesn't make me feel ESPECIALLY good. I think feeling the man climaxing inside it a great sensation but it doesn't necessarily improve the orgasm (or the sex for that matter).
Yes, a woman can feel the man's orgasm as well as the ejaculation inside her.
And yes ... of course the female orgasm has an end as well (strange question I have to admit). :)

[ego]

Ok, my stupid question:

http://i28.tinypic.com/swg65x.jpg



To which horse the head belongs?

[Sternenlied]

The one on the right.

[ego]

I would say so as well.

You have a question?

[Sternenlied]

Many!
But stupid ones? No. :)

[ego]

Hit a clever one then!
What are you afraid? Calling you a hijacker? :D

[SecretObsession]

Why do men have such a long refractory period!?!?!?!?

[ego]

:eek: :eek:

I find it really sort....

[Wiz]

Perhaps short for a guy seems like an eternity for a woman??? One thing that I can tell you from experience, it sure as hell gets longer with age :(

[ego]

*bites his lips*

:o :o
I was mistaken.
I thought it means.....you know that it comes from "fractious", that it means the period of the life of a guy in which he does whatever comes into his mind, like sports and farting....(yeah, the first 70 years).

[ego]

Why do men have such a long refractory period!?!?!?!?

Ok, now that i have managed to recover from my embarrassment, i think i can answer.
Although there is a medical theory about the inability of pump (heart) to provide blood constantly, i will describe it to the way i was told about it by my grandfather, 12 years ago (when he realised that i am "in" 24/7).

Imagine you have a well and a pail. You move the pail all day up and down into the well. Some years after, you examine them.
Well, the well is fine. The pail is damaged! :D

[SecretObsession]

Interesting, but that theory doesn't exactly hold true. Think about the abuse the pussy can withstand! Constantly being pounded and stretched, birthing big headed babies, being cut and stitched during labor... :rolleyes:

[ego]

Exactly!
The pussy can withstand abuse, the pennis cannot. :(

[FinalKey]

Why don't police women wear tiny miniskirts and white tank tops as their uniforms?

[ego]

It would destroy the uniform fetish some of us have i guess, and it would increase the car accidents, but thats a great idea! :skull-thu



Why women become smarter during sex?

[SecretObsession]

We're always smart, it's just that that is the only time your actually paying attention :rolleyes:


Why haven't I won the lottery yet?

[ego]

You've choosed the wrong numbers! :p

[SecretObsession]

How could I set myself up for that one :o

[touriquet2001]

How could I set myself up for that one :o


um ... momentary lapse of reason ?

[FinalKey]

Maybe so or she's too busy trying to stare out her window to reassure herself that she doesn't see a bald black man sitting in her tree by the bedroom window taking photos of her.

Why can't we make up our own colleges and make up our own degrees?

[SecretObsession]

:eek: *Peeking through the blinds to make sure Fk really isn't out there somewhere in the dark

Fk, sign me up at your college for "Sex Slave Fundamentals 101"


Why do men fiddle with their balls so much?

[FinalKey]

Maybe they sat down while in a akward position...sitting on a tree and watching you undress is a hard thing to do.

Why should I sign Secret up for my Sex Slave Funadmentals 101?

[SecretObsession]

*I have a lot of potential, just need a good teacher ;)


Don't you think I would be a good student? :o

[FinalKey]

Of course...a few spankings will straigten you right out. You'll just have to pull a few all nighters ;)

Why haven't you signed up for my class yet? No excuses either, registration is free!

[shysnale]

Why some women get skinny right away when the baby comes out and why some else stay a bit fatty like my sister ?

[SecretObsession]

*spanking shysnale for being so insensitive :skull-evi Every woman is different :rolleyes:


Why is being bad so much fun? :skull-win

[shysnale]

*spanking shysnale for being so insensitive :skull-evi Every woman is different :rolleyes:


Why is being bad so much fun? :skull-win

Because it gives you some power trîp. It is so easy to destroy and so hard to build. It's like I could say Jim is a complete fucker moron bastard etc....but would I be capable of saying one nice thing about Jim ? I mean a real nice thing exept he looks good ? No. Because you gotta pay attention and sensibility to recognize one's qualities and that's a real effort

Why cats & dogs are ruling the pet market for centuries ?

[SecretObsession]

They are most affectionate, easily domesticated and most adaptable towards humans! And they are so fuckin' cute!!!!


Why don't men like to gossip?

[ChiTownHoney]

I love the way really pregnant women look.

I feel sad though because I dont know if I will ever get to look like that.

for that matter...

What exactly is the birth control ring? You put it in or somthing and you're good for 5 years? But you can take it out whenever you want when you are ready to have a baby?

[shysnale]

Ho hooooo, where did you get that idea from ! I looooove to gossip ! I say a lot of nasty stuff on Somedude & Ego - lol just kidding

Why porn movies never turn into philosophi dialogs ?

[ego]

Why porn movies never turn into philosophi dialogs ?

They do! Scene from greek porn from 60ies:
The pair is on an intense blowjob, he comes in her mouth. She holds it in her mouth playing for a while, then spits. He says: "Ho! There was a seed? :D

[shysnale]

They do! Scene from greek porn from 60ies:
The pair is on an intense blowjob, he comes in her mouth. She holds it in her mouth playing for a while, then spits. He says: "Ho! There was a seed? :D

Great !

You forgot the next stupid question to ask :

[cryptic]

How many calories is semen? Is it fattening?

Didn't read the rest of the posts, btw... but apparently it's an average of 17 calories.

i read that once on a dieting website, of all places. hehe

Edit:
Oh, i forgot to ask a stupid question of my own.

Brace yourselves; this is an especially stupid question...
But...
What the hell happened to New Orleans?
Does it still exist?
A while back, it was completely destroyed.
i don't normally watch the news, but i know that George Bush was a prick about the whole affair and barely offered any help at all to the victims of the disaster...
But...
What has happened since then?
Does New Orleans exist again now?

(well heck, i did warn you it was an especially stupid question)

[ChiTownHoney]

I dont know the answer to the above question, but I can guess that New Orleans is still a city and being repaired and worked on.


What exactly is a "dub"?

[shysnale]

I dont know the answer to the above question, but I can guess that New Orleans is still a city and being repaired and worked on.


What exactly is a "dub"?

All I can tell you is the verb dubbing exists in electronics & video equipments. It means you transfer a signal from one data support to another one. For instance from an old VCR tape to a DVD.

Why every country morals accepted the 'hello' manner ?
It is troublesome. Sometimes the guy you say hello to won't answer because he was thinking of something else and then you get upset, and sometimes in bars you find yourself in very complicated situations like you have to remember who was polite to you last time so you can say hi without be ignored....bla bla bla BULLSHIT

I say let's just ignore each other, enter bars, order drinks, then talk.
Enter offices, start to work, then talk.

Why do we need to say hello ?

[SecretObsession]

We like to feel acknowledged :)

Why are some men so jealous?

[ego]

Because they know how desirable their woman is! ;)

[shysnale]

Why women never hit on man ?

[Niceideas]

Christ knows bro, i wish they would it'd make our lives easier.

Is it acceptable to call someone a motherfucker in the incest thread??

[ControlPhreak]

I'd think "aspiring motherfucker" would be more appropriate in that situation. It seems they all want to and ask for tips on how to seduce their mom/sister/aunt but never score the winning goal so to speak...

Why do girls only have two breasts?

[SecretObsession]

:skull-big :skull-big :skull-big :skull-big :skull-big YES it is!!!


Why don't more men post their pics on RB?

[Niceideas]

:skull-big :skull-big :skull-big :skull-big :skull-big YES it is!!!


Why don't more men post their pics on RB?


Haha i don't know, fear of being identified, i could ask the same of women.

[ControlPhreak]

Because we're shy :)

No question.

[SecretObsession]

Why no question? ;)

[ControlPhreak]

because I couldn't think of one :p

Why did you want to know?

[shysnale]

A pigeon shits on you.
You just say 'fuck me' and wipe your shoulder.

A man shits on you, you make a big deal about it.

Why ?

[Niceideas]

the size of the shit? Seagull shit stinks i know that much.

[shysnale]

Why is a spider ugglier than a cockroach ?

[rvplymates]

Why is a spider ugglier than a cockroach ?

There legs are longer and they are a bit friendlier, they like to walk on you.

[SecretObsession]

Why are some people so rude as to neglect to say thankyou when someone holds a door open for them?

[MeltyMan]

Because people in society today are so involved with themself and busy that they dont take notice when sum1 does sumthing kind

[shysnale]

Why is it difficult to find a stupid question to ask ?

[ControlPhreak]

I have no idea, but I suffer from the same problem.

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

[LeParas]

Who is LAN and why does he makes somuch Parties?

[Mugga123]

Because he rocks

Why do I exist?

[RapeU]

because your mother and father decided to have a moment of passion and the condom broke at the heat of the moment.

Why do I fart so much?

[shysnale]

because your mother and father decided to have a moment of passion and the condom broke at the heat of the moment.

Why do I fart so much?

Because you've been a sub for too long.

Why do I like the smell of my fart ?

[MeltyMan]

Because you've been a sub for too long.

Why do I like the smell of my fart ?

because its urs and u made it

[shysnale]

because its urs and u made it

lol

Is it good to be stupid ? (the question in not directed to anyone in particular - oups)

[SecretObsession]

Not :p


Why does masturbating just make me even hornier?

[RapeU]

so that when other people see how horny you are they can come and join you or do the bumpity bump

Why can't I see the wind?

[SecretObsession]

Lol!!! :skull-big

Because you're sober :D :D :D

Why don;t more men post pic of their cocks???

[RapeU]

they're too busy looking at women's pussies and boobies!

Why does mold smell funny?

[SecretObsession]

hehehehe :skull-big

So that, along with the appearance of it, it's a warning sign not to eat it? LOL I have no idea! Sounds good though? :skull-big

Why are some people exhibitionists?

[RapeU]

because they were naked at birth so they think they should be naked all the time.

How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

[SecretObsession]

Who cares? Just put your shoes back on! :p :p :p

Why do some people have reeeeally high sex drives?

[Mugga123]

Because we get horny all the time...

Why have I run out of questions to ask?

[touriquet2001]

just had a brain lockup ?

why are some people cruel , unkind , uncaring human beings ?

[SecretObsession]

that's how they were raised

why do I always lose my sunglasses? :p

[dashrendar44]

because your never truely looking for them, simply engaging in the hunt to feed a generally ignored human baser instinct :P

where in the world is carmen san diego?

[Mugga123]

Brazil Getting a Brazilian

Where did I come from?

[SecretObsession]

your mamma :skull-big

Why is the water from the bathroom sink colder than the water from the kitchen sink?

[touriquet2001]

closer to the water heater , same reason why it always gets hotter quicker

why is the other person's side of the bed always better ?

[dashrendar44]

because "the grass is always greener on the other side"

why is it that smarter people dont get any? @_@

[tom8517]

I dunno, I'm not that smart, but I'm getting plenty:D


why does food taste better when someone else cooks it?

[rvplymates]

Because you dont have to do the work silly, :)

Why is it that it is not what you know but who you know that gets you the promotion?

[ego]

Why is it that it is not what you know but who you know that gets you the promotion?

Because you cant really know a lot of things, while you can know a lot of people who know a few things each.



What tf is wrong with leaving the bowl's top open? :confused:

[SecretObsession]

because it's lazy and crude to leave it open :rolleyes: and it should always be closed before flushing anyway, to reduce airborne germs!!!! :p :p :p
Why do I go looking for trouble?

[Mugga123]

You don't, trouble just finds you

Why do I hate falling asleep alone?

[touriquet2001]

because it's nice to wake up to her

why is it soon as you set up the summer stuff it turns cold again ?

[ezzdx]

Because you don't think by the rationaly ways.
Why touriq deleted his nudity photo?

[somedude]

Maybe he was bored...
Why is ezzdx so obsessed with nudity in relation to Touri? Strange obsession...:D

[ezzdx]

Because I'm still don't sure he is a real man,also after seeing that photo.:skull-big

Why Somedude don't like to be fair?

[Rin-chan]

Cuz He's cool like that! :D

Why do thunderstorms smell like chicken?

[touriquet2001]

lightening hit one close by ?

why do fools fall in love ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfMwzkV8RGw

[somedude]

Probably fraud...no force was employed after all!
And didn't we discuss this one time here on RB?

[somedude]

Are you a brat?;)

[ego]

Nice legs.
What time they open? :D

[ego]

You are blonde indeed! :D
You've completely mess the threads!
Or .... let me think... you did that intentionally, cos you want get punished by me and Dude? :D

[ego]

Oh, RB is sooo lucky! Could i press your submit buttons as well? ;)
I'll ask Dude to complain to admin. Its not right when members get raped by the board... thats why other members are here! :D



Come on, why delete it? I'm sure we can make something good/funny out of that! :)

[shysnale]

How to make this thread more stupid ?

[shysnale]

Shit I just realized someone is gonna take my question the wrong way and will be hurt. Apologies to everyone, my questions are the most stupid ones.

[shysnale]

Why everybody is ashamed to go down the street naked ?
Is there better looking pussies or bad looking dicks ?

[SecretObsession]

:skull-big :skull-big :skull-big :skull-big Yes there are!!! LOL

Why am I still here when I have things to do?

[touriquet2001]

because you're waiting on me :D

Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

[SecretObsession]

*guilty :p

No way... too hot there, everyone is already half naked... I think they're all whores :D

Does the rain in spain really fall mainly on the plain? :rolleyes:

[touriquet2001]

*smiles*

never been there , but don't see how it could

does secret want to role play or just chat with me today ?

[SecretObsession]

now that IS a stupid question!!! You know what I want :p ;) :D

If there's a will is there always a way?

[touriquet2001]

for me .... concerning you ...

YES !!!!!

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

[Mugga123]

If i lie in bed, but also tell the truth, am I really lying in bed?

[SecretObsession]

I dunno but, laying while lying is a very vulnerable position :skull-evi

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

[touriquet2001]

who knows , who cares ?

[donnalee_s]

is it better being raped while drunk or sober????

[drmephisto]

Is it rape if a guy refuses to pay a hooker afterwards for her service? Or just fraud? :skull-con

Theft of services

[drmephisto]

is it better being raped while drunk or sober????

I don't know but TO rape is better when sober.

If pro is the opposite of con, then is progress the opposite of Congress?

[touriquet2001]

yes !!!!!

Does killing time damage eternity?

[ego]

No, eternity is made by dead - regenerated time! :skull-con

Why i answered that?

[thebarber69]

To regenerate time....

Does a redhead, and blackhead mean it's time to pop it??

[donnalee_s]

depends on what your popping


Do butterfly's also enjoy margerine?

[RLA68]

Of course they are a part of the butter family.


If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it did it really make a sound...therfore if you rape and she doesn't make a sound (passed out or a sleep) and no one was there to witness was it really rape?

[RLA68]

Big Beautiful Hottie. Hotties come in all shapes and sizes and although they tougher to subdue the bbw's deserve to be raped as much as the others.

If the hottie says No 20 times but finally says Yes once is that a valid defense in the court of law to get me I mean a defendant off of Rape Charges?:skull-sai

[donnalee_s]

yes I'd think thats about right


Do you know the way to San Jose???

[touriquet2001]

nope , but i could find it and since i'm a guy i won't use a map either !!!!!!!!!!

do witches run spell checkers ?

[RLA68]

Yes I would think so.


Good because the lawyer said it didn't look good. She did say Yes when asked if she wanted to be let go. It counts...1 yes to 20 no's.

Onto witches and spell checkers. My guess is that is an advanced spell book and no because witches are still int he dark ages and haven't gone computerized.

In baseball, there are normally a couple steals a game(of bases)...why has no one ever been arrested for theft?:eek:

[touriquet2001]

because if they're caught , they are thrown out .

if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular ?

[RLA68]

if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular ?

We shall never know as it is Victoria's Secret.

[SecretObsession]

Secret, is it really strong enough for a man but made for a womean?

[RLA68]

Not sure it is also a Secret and I am sure only the little hotties would know.

Rice A Roni is only a San Francisco treat or can the rest of us enjoy it?

[donnalee_s]

only in a cable car


Who put the bomp in the bomp de bomp de bomp?

[thebarber69]

Only donnalee could with the bomp de bomp!

Where is BOB (battery opperated buddie)?

[donnalee_s]

in bottom drawer...hidden in some panties


Can you see Uranus from there?

[thebarber69]

Nope, but I might take a look at yours...heh heh heh

Are those nipples or pencil erasers??

[donnalee_s]

erasers


Is TV a wasteland today?

[thebarber69]

Nothing good on...wasteland for sure.

Is it time to watch the DVD Squirtland University 101??

[touriquet2001]

sure why not ?

is it any good ?

[RLA68]

Is it time to watch the DVD Squirtland University 101??

is it any good ?

Don't watch much TV so I am going with No. :rolleyes:

We have the fine state of New York and the glorious city of New York City but where on the map can I find Old York or even Old York City?:confused:

[thebarber69]

Darn right it's good, shows how to make ladies squirt, and use there G spot.

Oh man is it going to storm again.

[RLA68]

It is always raining on the east coast this time of the year...that is why I moved many moons ago from the fine city of Charlotte, NC. Of course not much better in the Midwest right now.:confused:

After the winter we just had, wondering how that Global Warming thing is working out for Al Gore (you know the guy that invented the internet and won the presidency in 2000 except for the Florida fiasco). :(

[FinalKey]

Easy access I guess *shrugs* i only pull em off or to the side to access the goodies CTH ;)

Why do good shows get canceled for utter crap? Jeez.

[Niceideas]

The FCC man just like the BBFC here, they fuck up all our fun.

Also York is a pretty cool town, I might go again soon.

Why am I feeling apprehensive about turning out for the third day in a row??

[Niceideas]

It means going out and getting very very drunk. We kinda held back a bit today, and didn't get that drunk.

People are concerned as there was a hollywood film made about it, they wouldn't give a fuck if there hadn't been.


Does that girl that works at the university libary look like Ferne Cotton, or am I just imagineing it?

[Niceideas]

I like getting drunk an occassion, not often but now and then, that's why i didn't want to do it for a third day in a row. Your right about it causing you to embarress yourself though, or in this case my friend James haha.

That's why it was a stupid question, lol, as no one here knows her.

Ok then, In Blade Runner, is Deckard a replicant??

[touriquet2001]

don't know ... been ages since i watched that flic :)

why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds ?

[drmephisto]

If you say tomato and I say tomato, who is right?

[thebarber69]

Maybe becasue it's the 'tic' that bites the ear, oh that's sounds. ;)

Why is 'shit' a universal word?

[drmephisto]

No the sky appears blue because of sunlight. As the sun sets the sky begins to appear red. It happends because of the way light is refracted in the atmosphere.:skull-coo



If a train leave Chicago heading east at 2:33pm and it arrives in Miami at 9:30 am the next morning, what are the odds that I will be driving the taxi that picks up Chitownhoney? :skull-big

[SecretObsession]

Slim to none... since you'll still be busy violating me on the train ;)

Why are mosquitos such bloodsucking little motherfuckers????

[donnalee_s]

vampires like to share


if a person is called heartless...do they have a beat?

[RLA68]

if a person is called heartless...do they have a beat?
No it is a rhythm thing.

Why do all the old people in my neighborhood insist on mowing their lawn 3 times a week and watering their lawn when it rains everyday anyways then they(guys) wear skin tight shorts and no shirt and flip flops when outside mowing or whatever...I can't get into the ladies but if I want to kill a horny mood I just have to look outside. Shorts and lots of cleavage. :skull-thr

[SecretObsession]

They must be all out of Viagra :p

Does milk do the body good?

[RLA68]

Absolutely drink a couple of gallons a week myself. :cool:

Why are so many hotties here attracted to the idea of a unattractive rapist?:confused:

[SecretObsession]

Hmmmmmmm... Cause really good looking guys can consensually have pretty much whoever they want? Tom Brady would not have to force me :D

Why do men think farts are so damn funny?

[RLA68]

Why do men think farts are so damn funny?
Tom Brady? Nothing generally (except hotties) good comes from the Boston or Massachusetts area. New York sports fan here.

Men find farts to be funny because women don't think so. Its a guy thing.;)

Why does it take women an extra hour and half to get ready than a guy. (I know you will say to look pretty but not like all guys splash water then rub some deodrant and then throw on a clean t-shirt and semi-clean jeans).

[SecretObsession]

No, it's because we secretly enjoy the whole process ... like a transformation of mind and body, that's why it takes us so long ;)

What makes some men lovers and others fighters?

[dashrendar44]

testosterone i guess? then again, the ancient greeks would argue that sex and violence are the exact same thing, so both kinds of men are doing the same thing, just in different vehicles :p

i dont have a stupid question...how come?

[RLA68]

What makes some men lovers and others fighters?

Some can and some can't. The fighters could be angry because in the bedroom they just don't measure up as they do kicking someone's ass.

Why do women insist on supervising men when it comes to driving directions and other details that we will eventually work out on our own?:D

[RLA68]

testosterone i guess? then again, the ancient greeks would argue that sex and violence are the exact same thing, so both kinds of men are doing the same thing, just in different vehicles :p

i dont have a stupid question...how come?

Full of answers and no questions.

[donnalee_s]

cause married women check out other men
equal rights ladies


why play cards and loses all the time?

[touriquet2001]

because they were the brains behind the group ?


if practice makes perfect and there is no such thing as perfect .....

then why practice ?

[RLA68]

Practice is something to do...otherwise you would be bored in coaching situations they have nothing else to preach or bark at you.

When will the U.S. goverment do something about gas prices? (Hey another stupid question.):rolleyes:

[thebarber69]

Only when the Pigs in charge Fly, Did you see that flying donkee butt??

[donnalee_s]

naw that was just ufo


Is there such a thing as a honest politician?

[Niceideas]

George Galloway might have you believe otherwise, but no there isn't.

How do blind people know when they are done wiping their asses??

[RLA68]

When you stop using all your gas driving through carwashes 50 times a day looking at adolescent girls. :D


Edited to end this.

[somedude]

HERE IS A QUESTION WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GROW THE FUCK UP?

Not sure why you feel the need to be a bitch to me but it shows what a piece of trash you are. Any mods that have an issue read through the threads. I am sick and fucking tired of this. I accepted your fucking apology and here we go again. Fuck you bitch.

I didn't come here for drama. Not sure what the fuck I did to draw this. I have been on the net over 12 years as a moderator myself on sports orientated boards....okay that sucked witht he team rivalry stuff and posters that want to bring drama. My life with work and a failing marriage is drama enough. I don't need you fucking with me or passing your judgement. Again you don't know me so fuck off.

I came here for fun and in less than a fucking month and half I have this shit. Get a life Chi. I don't give a shit about you. I am not a fucking pedophile you fucking bitch and you don't know me in real life. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
First official warning for personal insults outside of the Rowdy Room!

[dashrendar44]

haha, pwnt...

why dont bumblebees bumble? they seem pretty efficient to me...

[JohnnyReb]

HERE IS A QUESTION WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GROW THE FUCK UP?

Not sure why you feel the need to be a bitch to me but it shows what a piece of trash you are. Any mods that have an issue read through the threads. I am sick and fucking tired of this. I accepted your fucking apology and here we go again. Fuck you bitch.

I didn't come here for drama. Not sure what the fuck I did to draw this. I have been on the net over 12 years as a moderator myself on sports orientated boards....okay that sucked witht he team rivalry stuff and posters that want to bring drama. My life with work and a failing marriage is drama enough. I don't need you fucking with me or passing your judgement. Again you don't know me so fuck off.

I came here for fun and in less than a fucking month and half I have this shit. Get a life Chi. I don't give a shit about you. I am not a fucking pedophile you fucking bitch and you don't know me in real life. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!


First official warning for personal insults outside of the Rowdy Room!

The Rowdy Room aside, I think that it SHOULD be noted that ChiTown has REPEATEDLY attacked RLA68 and for NO apparent reason.

[RLA68]

First official warning for personal insults outside of the Rowdy Room!

Edited to end this.

[drmephisto]

BTW, I'm going to Miami in about a month :D

:skull-lov :skull-lov :skull-lov :skull-big :skull-big :skull-big

I'll look up you, aaaahhhhlook you up.:skull-big

[somedude]

I'm not one to argue my decisions as a moderator...but I will explain RLA68! Yes many of ChiTown's statements aimed at you were not nice, nor polite but none of them involved words like fuck you and bitch. End of discussion!
Now for a stupid question...why can't you ever find the thing you really need? *mutters darkly about missing TV remote* :D

[thebarber69]

Has anyone found my head?

[RLA68]

I'm not one to argue my decisions as a moderator...but I will explain RLA68! Yes many of ChiTown's statements aimed at you were not nice, nor polite but none of them involved words like fuck you and bitch. End of discussion!
Now for a stupid question...why can't you ever find the thing you really need? *mutters darkly about missing TV remote* :D

Edited to end this.

[somedude]

The situation has been handled and if both parties play nice this is over and done with!

[thebarber69]

Can you feel the love...I know shut up... :D

[drmephisto]

Has anyone found my head?

Which one is missing? The upper will return shortly. If the lower one is missing call the police and have them look for Elena Bobbet.

Why can't we all just get along?

[thebarber69]

Hmmm...strainge question, wish I knew but most of us just love to argue. (Oh I know I will hear about that one :) )

Now, were do all the erotic women hide?

[touriquet2001]

Why can't we all just get along?

to many type a personalities , then throw in the idiot once in a while and .....

(yes , i'm included in there somewhere) :D



Now, were do all the erotic women hide?


on rb !!!!!

why is blood red ?

[SecretObsession]

Can you feel the love...I know shut up... :D
:skull-big :skull-big :skull-big :skull-big :skull-big :skull-big




Why is blood red? because it's not purple :p

Do good things really come in small packages? :D

[touriquet2001]

yes , when it's a hot babe like you :D

why does secret alway brighten the room when she cums in ?

[SecretObsession]

Awwwwww Touri :skull-lov

because I click on the lights... could be perverts hiding in the dark around here :skull-big


Why is being bad so much fun?

[touriquet2001]

because being good is so fucking boring !!!!!

why is being bad so much more fun when doing it with somebody else ?

[thebarber69]

Because you found out that there is another pervert just like you. :)

Why don't more females ejaculate?

(psst...I'm a pervert to :D )