how hard would you piss your self....

[innocent]

if you were presented with this...

[Hellcat]

thank god im not wearing knickers.... cus i'd have to go and change them right about now....

what would possess a guy to wear such a thing!!!

[Hellcat]

For that last chicken in the shop look (thats always so attractive)

Red Dwarf quote for anyone that picked it up :D

[innocent]

makes you wonder....why oh why?

[Hellcat]

Hung like a horse.... or maybe just looks like an ass!!!

[Hellcat]

Mohair!!!! perhaps this belongs in the BDSM forum though

think this one is shown in actual size :D :D

[innocent]

mmm not at all itchy!

[Wiz]

Ah ladies, you mean to say that you've never knitted your man a peter-heater? When you're really pissed-off with him, it's a decent way to make him feel woefully inadequate. Knit it at least three or four times too big for his peter, and then label it "Medium" :D

[innocent]

i did that once with a box of condoms. swapped the contents of a medium box for those of extra large...well he was so up his own ass!

[Ahab]

I saw that alligator one in a local porn shop and thought it was hilarious. I really wanted to buy it but luckily logic prevailed. (No I didn't buy it)