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gaggirl
07-01-2010, 07:06 AM
"I was doing X or thinking of X or sitting on the loo at work" etc etc Lets see how perverted we are!

I'll go first....

The last time I masturbated....

I imagined I was a trades apprentice and targeted by the guys at work with a roofy, pics and blackmail

pervipete
07-02-2010, 05:27 PM
I was looking at GG's pics...

gaggirl
07-02-2010, 10:04 PM
lol no you didnt! so flattering anyway xxx

I wish I could ad to this thread but I havent been alone long enough goddammit!

RapeU
07-03-2010, 03:14 AM
Does it count if your significant other does it for you?

gaggirl
07-03-2010, 08:21 AM
haha no..... by your own perverted hand

FuckingRotter
07-03-2010, 11:20 AM
Last time I masturbated I had just cooked bacon and eggs on toast for this girl who then asked me if I had any Daddies Sauce....

Stupid girl! I bet she's glad she didn't ask for a glass of lemonade.

gaggirl
07-03-2010, 08:48 PM
I was imagining a friend taking things too far and after raping me on the couch, taking me to my room and forcing me to come with my vibrator while tied up and gagged before he takes me again. ahhhh yeah!

pervipete
07-04-2010, 05:00 AM
lol no you didnt! so flattering anyway xxx

I wish I could ad to this thread but I havent been alone long enough goddammit!

How do you know...you've been rigging up cameras again?....

Last time I was thinking of taking one the horny women wondering around, teasing men with their short skirts and skimpy tops...

FuckingRotter
07-04-2010, 08:06 AM
I was watching the weather report on Sky News.

perfectlyformed
07-04-2010, 07:15 PM
I belive this "masturbation" thing is what people do when they can't get sex. Its not something I've ever needed to do :p lol

x

gaggirl
07-04-2010, 08:02 PM
being married I have it on tap... I like masturbating because I dont have to think about someone elses pleasure, just mine.

and with that... (ironically) last night, I was masturbating, interrupted by hubs.... fill in the dots.... but sometimes its nice to be left alone with your thoughts...or with strangers ;)

snarkopo
07-04-2010, 10:58 PM
I was unimpressed.

Mugga123
07-16-2010, 03:28 AM
I had wet underwear.

FuckingRotter
07-16-2010, 05:46 PM
The last time I masturbated I was watching you jogging around the park....



"masturbation"

Lil-Mac
07-17-2010, 12:07 AM
I belive this "masturbation" thing is what people do when they can't get sex. Its not something I've ever needed to do :p lol

x

Showoff!! :p

gaggirl
07-17-2010, 12:39 AM
I really really want to, right now, but I cant!

pervipete
07-17-2010, 02:55 PM
I really really want to, right now, but I cant!

And I really, really want to watch you, but can't

RapeKarenX
07-21-2010, 05:33 PM
no comment. we don't want to go there. lol

but there's this creep staring across the street at me bc i'm bundled in a towel. just covered up to go log into computer. too hot for robe. every time i glare back he looks away. think i'm gonna shower and see if i'm snarky enough to go dress in the window. but ewww- he doesn't deserve a look.

back on with perverts. slipping back in... lol

RT85
07-21-2010, 08:25 PM
I belive this "masturbation" thing is what people do when they can't get sex. Its not something I've ever needed to do :p lol

x

you need to help me out so lmao :p

RapeKarenX
07-21-2010, 09:33 PM
you need to help me out so lmao :p

masturbation- you can help urself.

RT85
07-22-2010, 03:59 AM
masturbation- you can help urself.

:p you know my arm falls asleep

gaggirl
07-22-2010, 06:05 AM
today, trying out the new vibe, thinking about being jodie foster in the gangrape scene.

RapeKarenX
07-25-2010, 12:24 PM
:p you know my arm falls asleep


no- didn't know that. fleshlight.

pervipete
07-25-2010, 12:38 PM
Was thinking of Karen

RapeKarenX
07-25-2010, 12:45 PM
Was thinking of Karen

glad to be of service! lol:p

pervipete
07-25-2010, 12:52 PM
glad to be of service! lol:p

:skull-lov:skull-lov

LilLinzi
07-25-2010, 04:43 PM
was quite a while ago :)

RapeKarenX
07-26-2010, 07:32 PM
was quite a while ago :)


i'm jealous! lol

BTN
07-27-2010, 03:26 AM
I am right now. Sort of wishing Karens pic was larger but I'll manage :D

Lil-Mac
07-27-2010, 10:26 AM
Was dreaming of an RB gangbang!!

RapeKarenX
07-27-2010, 01:17 PM
silly boys

pervipete
07-27-2010, 03:18 PM
Sitting here looking at Karens avatar, then LilLinizi's and then back to Karens

RapeKarenX
07-27-2010, 03:24 PM
Sitting here looking at Karens avatar, then LilLinizi's and then back to Karens


And PF's!

pervipete
07-27-2010, 03:34 PM
nah, I have the set of them for later tho...

RapeKarenX
07-27-2010, 03:36 PM
nah, I have the set of them for later tho...


oooh- do you think PF would allow you to share that set?

pervipete
07-27-2010, 03:39 PM
oooh- do you think PF would allow you to share that set?

Knowing PF...I'm sure she won't mind...

gaggirl
07-29-2010, 04:16 AM
today.. about stuff!

bubkent
07-29-2010, 07:30 PM
thinking of gaggirl in a cop uniform

gaggirl
07-30-2010, 02:35 AM
this morning... imagining not having to use condoms with strangers

BTN
07-30-2010, 01:45 PM
My girlfriend was doing it for me. Cum in mouth moment. Love those :)

pervipete
07-30-2010, 06:01 PM
but there's this creep staring across the street at me bc i'm bundled in a towel. just covered up to go log into computer. too hot for robe. every time i glare back he looks away. think i'm gonna shower and see if i'm snarky enough to go dress in the window. but ewww- he doesn't deserve a look.

back on with perverts. slipping back in... lol

Its ok, you are safe now, I am back in Blighty...

RapeKarenX
07-31-2010, 03:42 PM
Its ok, you are safe now, I am back in Blighty...


i feel safe now! yay!

gaggirl
07-31-2010, 10:34 PM
this morning... involving a fantasy about a long protracted attack involving all holes

LilLinzi
08-01-2010, 09:35 AM
I was getting someone else off

pervipete
08-01-2010, 09:46 AM
I was getting someone else off

Thinking of being that lucky person :skull-lov:skull-lov

LilLinzi
08-01-2010, 11:02 AM
Thinking of being that lucky person :skull-lov:skull-lov

So raping me isn't enough then:eek:

pervipete
08-01-2010, 11:26 AM
So raping me isn't enough then:eek:

Where you're concerned there isn't such a thing as enough...

bubkent
08-01-2010, 07:09 PM
Last night during truth or dare

gaggirl
08-01-2010, 07:12 PM
now thats interesting. truth or dare??? in front of people?

bubkent
08-01-2010, 07:58 PM
not too exciting really. it was only me and a girl. but yes, i had to masturbate in front of her because i made her do something before that. i must say though. definitely a fun night!

BTN
08-02-2010, 02:55 AM
Doing it right now watching GMTV. Emma Crosby has a great pair of legs and is helping me along nicley ;)

gaggirl
08-02-2010, 11:32 PM
In the bath just before. cant remember what about. oh yes I can. five men all lined up, no raincoats, me drugged.... and them using me one after the other, some men going hard and nasty, others being gentle an quiet, and feeling their cocks swell and pump their cum into me...

gaggirl
08-02-2010, 11:37 PM
not too exciting really. it was only me and a girl. but yes, i had to masturbate in front of her because i made her do something before that. i must say though. definitely a fun night!

cool. I like watching guys masturbate for me. fun to do it in front of eachother at the same time too I think. Did that the other day. ;)

bubkent
08-05-2010, 12:17 AM
cool. I like watching guys masturbate for me. fun to do it in front of eachother at the same time too I think. Did that the other day. ;)

Want to join me next time instead then? I'd definitely LOVE your company!

bubkent
08-05-2010, 12:18 AM
I was getting someone else off

So jealous! Can I be as lucky as that guy too?!

RapeKarenX
08-08-2010, 03:29 PM
So jealous! Can I be as lucky as that guy too?!


think you'd have to take a plane ride...

pervipete
08-08-2010, 03:49 PM
Thinking of Karen's post in the underwear thread...

Lil-Mac
08-08-2010, 03:53 PM
Me too you perv... LOL

bubkent
08-09-2010, 09:17 AM
think you'd have to take a plane ride...

That's fine. I need a vacation anyway, unless you wouldn't mind helping me out instead. I promise to return the favor... ;)

FuckingRotter
08-09-2010, 11:47 AM
I was thinking about toes....

BTN
08-09-2010, 11:59 AM
I'm considering a quick tug now after work. Not sure what I have a hankering for just now though.

RapeKarenX
08-09-2010, 03:55 PM
I was thinking about toes....


Starting to think FR has a foot fetish...

pervipete
08-09-2010, 04:45 PM
Hmmm....looks at Karens avatar....

bubkent
08-09-2010, 04:58 PM
going through PF's album

FuckingRotter
08-10-2010, 03:42 AM
Oh, there's no secret that I have a foot fetish. Nothing more delightful to me than ten little piggies all lined up waiting for me to do horrible things to them!

Starting to think FR has a foot fetish...

LilLinzi
08-11-2010, 01:43 PM
Slipping my shoes off at the thought:D

pervipete
08-11-2010, 01:52 PM
hmm Linizi, I can think of something better you can slip off first...

LilLinzi
08-11-2010, 02:13 PM
Don't know what you could mean :)

pervipete
08-11-2010, 02:54 PM
Somehow I don't think that is true...

FuckingRotter
08-11-2010, 09:01 PM
Put up a pic of your feet and I'll knock one out now...


Slipping my shoes off at the thought:D

bubkent
08-12-2010, 12:03 AM
thinking what PF looks like after her post work shower...

gaggirl
08-12-2010, 02:31 AM
coupla hours ago twice

RT85
08-14-2010, 07:50 AM
Slipping my shoes off at the thought:D

do you know what that thought is going to put in my head.. i wont be able to sleep for days now.. you should take advantage of a tired me while you can ;)

also i got a foot fetsh so you slipping your shoes off wont help much lol :D


----
mmmm i cant remember actually.. thinks linzi should put more thoughts into my head and ill see what i can do :o

bubkent
08-14-2010, 05:23 PM
thinking of what my roommate looks like under her towel...

RT85
08-16-2010, 01:08 PM
i tried a few hours ago but my arm fell asleep :(

RapeKarenX
08-17-2010, 10:59 PM
no comment...

pervipete
08-18-2010, 11:12 AM
Looks at the avatar above...

bubkent
08-24-2010, 10:06 AM
picturing Linzi and PF playing with each other...

LilLinzi
08-24-2010, 02:18 PM
picturing Linzi and PF playing with each other...

Interesting thought:rolleyes::D

pervipete
08-24-2010, 02:45 PM
Interesting thought:rolleyes::D

And one shared by quite a lot of us LilLinzi

bubkent
08-28-2010, 01:29 PM
Last night's stripper did it for me before many other things.

justmetoo
08-29-2010, 11:06 AM
So many fine victims on here. So many nice pictures. Which one to chose for today? Who will be my prey?

Decisions, decisions, decisions...

tigerfire
08-30-2010, 09:58 AM
...yesterday, to some of the exciting descriptive PMs sent to me by the gentleman above! ;)

xxTigerxx

RT85
08-30-2010, 12:19 PM
yesterday 5 times :skull-thu

perfectlyformed
08-30-2010, 01:39 PM
yesterday 5 times :skull-thu

ermmmmmm........congrats?

x

RT85
08-30-2010, 06:13 PM
ermmmmmm........congrats?

x

no congrats needed it was only 5 times
i was just over horny yesterday .. thats all

justmetoo
08-31-2010, 11:26 PM
...yesterday, to some of the exciting descriptive PMs sent to me by the gentleman above! ;)

xxTigerxx

I'm glad that you enjoyed them as much as I've "enjoyed" you today.

RapeU
09-03-2010, 08:49 PM
About an hour ago when I was writing a story.

LilLinzi
09-07-2010, 02:11 PM
Had a little "me" time on Sunday night, it had been a while :)

pervipete
09-07-2010, 02:35 PM
In about five minutes while thinking of Linzi and her me time...

LilLinzi
09-08-2010, 01:05 PM
In about five minutes while thinking of Linzi and her me time...

5 minutes!!! Did you do it twice:p;)

the savage
09-08-2010, 06:30 PM
finished about 12 seconds ago, thinking about linzi masterbating t

BTN
09-10-2010, 12:17 PM
I haven't for a couple of days. Its my birthday today and in preperation of my girlie doing the right thing I'm saving up a nice big, creamy load for her.

Updates to follow :D

gaggirl
09-13-2010, 08:09 AM
the last time, was for the third time today. Madness! I cant seem to get rid of that throbbing. grr!

BTN
09-14-2010, 03:37 AM
Its a disgusting story to be sure. But banned?

justmetoo
09-14-2010, 10:25 PM
Don't have to today :) Got a new bed last weekend and I figured out the right "attachment points" for some fun tonight. The wife is going to be tied spread eagle in about 15 minutes. :skull-big

RapeKarenX
09-19-2010, 06:19 PM
fell asleep...

gaggirl
09-26-2010, 09:16 PM
I had tortured myself for three hours in a car thinking about someone before reliving myself in a dirty public toilet in some hick town. It made the following 6 to 7 go much smoother and I wasnt so bitchy to the other car occupants :skull-big

justmetoo
09-27-2010, 10:33 PM
I had tortured myself for three hours in a car thinking about someone before reliving myself in a dirty public toilet in some hick town. It made the following 6 to 7 go much smoother and I wasnt so bitchy to the other car occupants :skull-big

Wishing I had a chance to take you for a 9 hour drive in a car. That would not have been a problem.

gaggirl
09-28-2010, 06:42 AM
wouldnt it? do you mean, i wouldnt have felt horny at all? or that you wouldnt have minded stopping? lol

I didnt come today, too flat!

justmetoo
09-28-2010, 10:15 PM
Oh, we would have stopped many times for sure...

But only in very secluded places...

Can't have any witnesses...

BTN
10-03-2010, 03:35 AM
Just about to knock one out before work. Yes, work on a sunday. Got to love retail ;)

Wish me luck :)

Carrie
10-03-2010, 04:29 AM
The last time I masturbated was last night, and before that the night before when I found a website I created in 2002. I had about 17 members and a few stories I'd written and thought were long gone. Of course my own stories are my own fantasies so when I read them they made me extremely horny! I can't believe this website still exhisted and I can't believe I remembered the password!

TheOneSolo
10-23-2010, 11:16 PM
I belive this "masturbation" thing is what people do when they can't get sex. Its not something I've ever needed to do :p lol

x

That's a myth. I actually jerk off more when I have a girl friend and am getting sex every day.

I would jerk off(without reaching climax) knowing that she would come over sooner or later. She would show up, and I would ask her "do you wanna jump in," and she would of course agree. I would work her over and she would cum a few times then leave and I would continue jerking off.

When I'm single such as now, I'm not really trying to get myself all worked up for nothing.

RayPistonprowl
01-19-2011, 08:19 PM
Last time I masturbated was inside some poor slag's cunt.

nondescript29
01-20-2011, 10:13 PM
I did yesterday afternoon as a precursor to sex... I couldn't wait

... I have no will power

Trixie_Grrl
01-20-2011, 11:06 PM
Today coming home from work. Soon as I clocked out I went to my car and got stuck in a traffic jam so I decided to rub my clit right there while waiting, I had a great orgasm too!

justmetoo
01-21-2011, 12:19 AM
Just now.

You gals have it so easy. Get a quickie in any time you want. All it takes is a few fingers.

Just wish they were my fingers.

nondescript29
01-21-2011, 04:54 PM
magic bullet... I can cum without breaking a sweat

RayPistonprowl
01-21-2011, 07:06 PM
Now that's hot.

Indeed. :skull-eek

Lil-Mac
01-27-2011, 01:55 AM
A certian young RB lady just made me horny as hell so I am about to go masterbate now.

DorianBlack
01-27-2011, 11:06 PM
Two nights ago when a (probably) different young RB lady made me hot.

Does this make us milk brothers?

Trixie_Grrl
03-21-2011, 12:11 AM
doing it now!

Mugga123
03-21-2011, 06:19 AM
Yesterday.

MasterAaran
03-22-2011, 10:29 AM
Last night just before bed, while RPing with a good friend.

nondescript29
03-24-2011, 08:48 PM
Wednesday afternoon

SexyGirl
03-25-2011, 11:47 AM
Two days ago. Imagining that hot guy working at the gas station will give me a hard "ride" in my car.

HoldenW
03-25-2011, 10:39 PM
10-minutes ago...What a mess...

VelvetEEE
04-02-2011, 10:25 PM
looking for something to help with the stimulation...

Lil-Mac
04-03-2011, 04:50 AM
The last time I masterbated...

I was thinking about Emmie.

LeParas
06-04-2011, 06:50 PM
Teh lat time i masturbated.... you get the answer in 5 Minutes. :skull-roc:skull-thu

nondescript29
06-04-2011, 09:29 PM
considering it now!

lysyn
10-01-2011, 07:39 PM
2 weeks, this really is torture.

Mr. Wiggles
10-02-2011, 07:41 PM
The last time I masterbated

I got kicked out of Starbucks for it :(

lysyn
10-21-2011, 03:49 AM
Just finished. Now I'm gonna order my new shoes and tickets for Saturdays game. :D

analeyes
10-24-2011, 11:26 PM
it was like a volcano eruption

lysyn
10-30-2011, 09:50 AM
I wasn't alone

Beardy
10-30-2011, 06:38 PM
I was thinking in a role play chat...

Wiz
11-02-2011, 09:27 PM
Can't remember. Honestly, I really can't. I've got my hands full keeping the wife happy. There's nothing left for self abuse.

lysyn
11-06-2011, 01:56 AM
I was in front of my computer reading some good details.

clockz71
11-16-2011, 04:22 PM
Last night, and thank you for the movie! :D

FuckingRotter
12-17-2011, 07:27 AM
About half an hour ago. I spunked in a dirty sock. I was imagining the skinny black girl that works at ASDA was chewing the sock whilst I fucked her in the arse and fisted her cunt.

FuckingRotter
01-07-2012, 01:03 PM
I caught my cum in my hand and flung it out the window at a passing monkey!

Lil-Mac
01-26-2012, 06:59 PM
Was this morning before I went to the doctor.

SexyGirl
02-13-2012, 09:42 AM
Yesterday in the bathtub...I was alone...the hot water...a glass of vine...one thing leads to another...I got horny...I had to satisfy myself...

lysyn
02-13-2012, 02:25 PM
Is gonna happen in about 5 mins or so.

Lil-Mac
02-13-2012, 03:13 PM
I was going to masterbate last night but didnt...

However the thought of Lysyn masterbate just an hour ago, not to mention Sexygirl naked, materbating in a hot bath...

Damn I to masterbate right now AND take a cold shower! :eek:

PinMeDown
02-16-2012, 03:44 AM
Yesterday, in the office, while watching gangrape movies. Ones where the camera goes into closeup on the girl's face, and she's screaming and crying.

Mr. Wiggles
02-16-2012, 05:02 AM
Yesterday, in the office, while watching gangrape movies. Ones where the camera goes into closeup on the girl's face, and she's screaming and crying.

Wow..someone PAYS you to do this??? Are they hiring?? I have loads of experience!! :p
If you arrange an interview I'll make sure I have a couple good 'loads' ready for presentation :)

PinMeDown
02-16-2012, 05:07 AM
They don't know what they're paying me to do... Occasionally I actually do work in my office.

Lil-Mac
02-16-2012, 05:41 AM
Now I am wondering what else you do in your office... :P

anna.yung
02-22-2012, 09:47 PM
... I had my skirt down and I was bending over in front of my bedroom window hoping one of my neighbors could see me stick the highlighter all the way deep inside my pussy. I don't think they did but it was fun to imagine.

gaggirl
02-22-2012, 09:57 PM
was simply for pain relief....

lysyn
02-23-2012, 02:56 AM
I am not permitted to do so again.

Lil-Mac
02-23-2012, 05:54 PM
I am not permitted to do so again.

Is there a reason why?

lysyn
02-23-2012, 06:08 PM
I know better than to ask why. :)

memorex
03-04-2012, 12:38 PM
Damn! wish i lived next door to you :p


... I had my skirt down and I was bending over in front of my bedroom window hoping one of my neighbors could see me stick the highlighter all the way deep inside my pussy. I don't think they did but it was fun to imagine.

lysyn
03-04-2012, 03:01 PM
About a minute ago. Thank god February is over.

Wiz
03-05-2012, 12:36 AM
About a minute ago. Thank god February is over.

Yes indeed. You were starting to get a wee bit cranky, and understandably so :)

Lil-Mac
03-05-2012, 02:57 PM
About a minute ago. Thank god February is over.

Pic's or it didnt happen!! :D Awww... just teasing hun. :)

So tell us, did you get a prize for making the entire month??

lysyn
03-06-2012, 03:43 PM
Yes I did. I have hockey tickets for tomorrows game. And a surprise after.. should be fun. :)

Lil-Mac
03-06-2012, 10:40 PM
And will we be getting complete details on said surprise?

lysyn
03-06-2012, 10:45 PM
maybe :)

Lil-Mac
03-06-2012, 11:26 PM
Such a tease... you should be spanked!! :p

lysyn
03-07-2012, 02:34 AM
Oh I do hope thats part of it!

Lil-Mac
03-07-2012, 03:07 PM
If he doesnt I'll be happy to oblige. :skull-evi

lysyn
03-08-2012, 10:36 AM
Ohhh he did :)

FuckingRotter
03-11-2012, 06:43 AM
Was watching fully clothed girl on girl pissing porn. :)

Lil-Mac
06-14-2012, 07:50 PM
The last time I masterbated I was being naughty on YiM. :)

lysyn
06-14-2012, 11:15 PM
Such a dog, Mac. Same here though.

dickbiggers
06-15-2012, 07:55 PM
... I was giving a girl I work with an obscene phone call late at night. I was describing to her the exact procedure of a Full-Service Tongue Bath.

FuckingRotter
06-16-2012, 02:44 AM
Watching a video of a skinny Japanese girl naked, drinking piss out of a stainless steel dog bowl.

Ambriela
07-17-2012, 08:17 AM
I was in my office, thinking of a good ass-rape. :) Luckily I was all alone.

dutchperv
07-17-2012, 06:18 PM
In the mens room today thinking of ass rape you

AssniffeR
07-17-2012, 10:28 PM
...thinking of an abduction from a subway to a quiet rural "rape house"...

Ambriela
07-18-2012, 12:29 AM
Last night on my bed, toying my ass with a dildo.

dutchperv
07-20-2012, 05:47 PM
Last nigth looking at some nice hot pictures of a chick tied up in a rope harness and an ass to die for

Ambriela
07-23-2012, 12:35 AM
The last time I masturbated I was using a vibe and a pink dildo in my pussy

dutchperv
07-23-2012, 04:36 PM
I took a break :skull-big:skull-big:skull-big

Ambriela
07-24-2012, 12:12 AM
The last time I masturbated I was thinking of a perverted guy tieingmy up and raping me.

dutchperv
07-24-2012, 03:55 AM
last nigth looking at a movie where a nice big tits girl was fingering her butt :skull-big to prepare it for my dick

dutchperv
07-26-2012, 06:17 PM
last nigth looking at a movie where a nice big tits girl was fingering her butt :skull-big to prepare it for my dick

Today i did it again, she is so fucking horny :skull-big

Ambriela
07-27-2012, 01:13 PM
The last time I masturbated I was thinking of getting raped in the mouth and pussy alternated

Gilf Hunter
07-28-2012, 08:07 AM
Last night thinking about raping Ambriela's ass, pussy and mouth. :skull-bee

Ambriela
07-30-2012, 08:36 AM
The last time I masturbated I was thinking of getting my pussy licked and forced to cum before having my ass raped.

dutchperv
07-30-2012, 06:22 PM
The last time I masturbated I was thinking of getting my pussy licked and forced to cum before having my ass raped.

Where was I? :skull-big could have done it together :skull-big

Ambriela
07-31-2012, 08:24 AM
The last time I masturbated was during RP.

dutchperv
07-31-2012, 01:08 PM
last time just finished listening to a wett pussy making sounds

Ambriela
08-01-2012, 08:19 AM
last time I imagined to get a forces full body search compleat with rape

Gilf Hunter
08-03-2012, 04:49 AM
last time was thinking about fulfilling Ambriela's fantasies

dutchperv
08-03-2012, 06:45 AM
Last time was around 2 am today, pressure relieve :skull-big

Ambriela
08-04-2012, 11:33 AM
It was yesterday afternoon, using my favourite pink vibe. :D

dutchperv
08-05-2012, 07:06 AM
Oh gosh...:skull-big yesterday for about an hout or two :skull-big

Hailo
08-16-2012, 04:17 PM
Was 10min ago....*runs away all shy*

Ambriela
08-21-2012, 06:11 AM
seems to be an eternity ago. Might have been a whole week...

buttfreak
08-21-2012, 06:37 PM
just sittin here at my masturbation station :skull-thu :skull-big

Ambriela
08-22-2012, 12:12 AM
Lat night. Twice. And it was goood:)

pervipete
09-07-2012, 09:03 AM
bLast night, while watching a woman strip...bouncer in the club weren't too impressed tho :p:skull-big

HurtMe
09-07-2012, 09:19 AM
At work yesterday around lunch time

pervipete
09-07-2012, 09:22 AM
At work yesterday around lunch time

Did you get a round of applause from your colleagues when you had finished? :skull-big

HurtMe
09-07-2012, 11:17 AM
Did you get a round of applause from your colleagues when you had finished? :skull-big

Lol no, I did it in my office with my "lipstick"

pervipete
09-07-2012, 12:13 PM
Any jobs going in your place, sounds interesting lol

HurtMe
09-07-2012, 02:33 PM
*giggle*

pervipete
09-09-2012, 09:55 AM
*Pulls a chair up and hands over a Chanel lipstick* Wanna demonstrate?

Ambriela
09-26-2012, 09:37 AM
feels like ages ago... should do it soon. Very soon :)

Original Sin
12-23-2012, 07:15 AM
I was watching two chicks on youtube doing Snuff by Slipknot cover. Hint: they were using piano...

FuckingRotter
03-30-2013, 05:33 AM
Watching a vid of a girl getting face fucked, every time she puked it was in to the arse of another girl - she had a speculum up her arse. The first girl then had to drink all the puke out of her friends arse. :) Lovely. Some girls are such good little things.

perfectlyformed
03-30-2013, 01:20 PM
Watching a vid of a girl getting face fucked, every time she puked it was in to the arse of another girl - she had a speculum up her arse. The first girl then had to drink all the puke out of her friends arse. :) Lovely. Some girls are such good little things.

So pleased I read this with a mouthful...... of easter egg

x

pervipete
03-30-2013, 01:39 PM
So pleased I read this with a mouthful...... of easter egg

x

What a waste of a mouth...

FuckingRotter
03-30-2013, 07:39 PM
You were supposed to save your eggs until Sunday. I was going to come round and wank over them for you first. :)

So pleased I read this with a mouthful...... of easter egg

x

perfectlyformed
03-31-2013, 03:23 AM
No thanks, I just end up having to lick the egg clean before I can eat the bloody thing.

Not that this has happened to me before :)

x

FuckingRotter
03-31-2013, 03:49 AM
It must be such a trial for you little girl. :)

FuckingRotter
03-31-2013, 03:51 AM
Watching a vid titled "pissing on my wife".

EssenceofRed
04-09-2013, 10:30 PM
This morning, a race against the clock as I was already running late for work... per usual.

EssenceofRed
04-11-2013, 07:57 PM
Just now, with my favorite vibrator, on a full bladder... because sometimes a girl needs to change it up a little bit. ;)

GermanChick
04-11-2013, 09:10 PM
HA - leave it to YOU to find this thread ... ;)


I haven't - in a long time. Mr Purple is probably feeling VERY lonely right now...

*is making plans to rectify that*

EssenceofRed
04-13-2013, 06:16 AM
I'm procrastinating this morning since I don't want to go to work on a Saturday. :(

Twice. Within 5 minutes. Not bad.

luvnlust
04-13-2013, 12:18 PM
I'm procrastinating this morning since I don't want to go to work on a Saturday. :(

Twice. Within 5 minutes. Not bad.

How about doing it at work? ;)

FuckingRotter
04-14-2013, 12:19 AM
I just tried knocking one out whilst watching Suzy Perry present the Grand Prix, but David Coultard and Eddie Jordan kept interrupting and putting me off.

perfectlyformed
04-14-2013, 08:26 AM
lol...cumming as Jenson Button pops up on the screen.... danger wank :)

x

FuckingRotter
04-14-2013, 12:14 PM
*smirks*

In the end I waited until Suzy was doing an interview and shut my eyes and thought of fisting her!

EssenceofRed
04-14-2013, 01:07 PM
This morning, after sex, as I still needed to finish. My friend was very helpful in sticking his finger in my pussy while I used my favorite vibe on my clit. I admit I held in a gush because I didn't want to mess up the sheets, but the orgasm was quite lovely nevertheless. :p That counts as masturbation, right?

bjc1979
04-14-2013, 01:09 PM
About two hours ago. Looking at GC's pics :)

justmetoo
04-14-2013, 01:09 PM
It certainly does.

GermanChick
04-15-2013, 10:46 AM
About two hours ago. Looking at GC's pics :)

I take that as a compliment :D

jwham
04-15-2013, 03:49 PM
I take that as a compliment :D

A lot of safe sex can certainly be credited to your pictures ;)

jwham
04-15-2013, 03:51 PM
This morning, after sex, as I still needed to finish. My friend was very helpful in sticking his finger in my pussy while I used my favorite vibe on my clit. I admit I held in a gush because I didn't want to mess up the sheets, but the orgasm was quite lovely nevertheless. :p That counts as masturbation, right?

I don’t know Red, that’s treading a fine line :)

FuckingRotter
04-17-2013, 03:55 AM
Watching lesbian midget porn.

EssenceofRed
04-17-2013, 04:34 AM
Last night, just before bed.

Sasha Girl
04-17-2013, 05:35 AM
FR, I bet you can't keep up with Red, in this thread (hey, that rhymes!).

I bet you two lesbian midgets. :)

EssenceofRed
04-17-2013, 05:47 AM
And again this morning... procrastinating... because I don't want to go to work. :(

luvnlust
04-17-2013, 05:54 AM
*Applause* :) At least someone has.... ;)

FuckingRotter
04-17-2013, 11:16 AM
Watching a Japanese girl being waterboarded. :)

EssenceofRed
04-17-2013, 06:25 PM
The assignment, given by Jwham:
Cum twice in ten minutes, in two different rooms, wearing two different outfits.

#1 - In the bedroom, on my bed, wearing my 'Ask Me About My T-Rex' t-shirt, striped kneehigh's, and my Wonder Woman panties (that I pulled out of the dirty laundry basket and slipped on... because I figured somebody might enjoy that). It started to feel like it was going to take forever, just hanging out there, about a foot away from the edge, so I counted down from 10, and sure enough, I came on 1. (I do love that new trick I learned.)

#2 - On the living room floor, same panties, but this time wearing nothing but a red plaid skirt and a black bra. This one came pretty quick. Definitely louder, too, because once I get going, each orgasm is always stronger than the last. It was very good. :p Thanks, Jwham!

Side note: Ok, yes, I was already wearing the striped kneehighs and black bra, and my outfits were a bit... skimpy... but in my defense, I had very little time to complete this task. I mean the clock started running before I even recognized Jwham's actual words were "ten minutes from now". He posted at 4:57, my acceptance post was at 4:58, and I clocked in at exactly 5:08. Can I call this a win? Judges?

jwham
04-17-2013, 07:05 PM
It was definitely a win Red. You cleverly followed my instructions and completed the challenge. And you made my night doing it, thank you my friend :)

Hoselvr
04-17-2013, 08:20 PM
It was definitely a win Red. You cleverly followed my instructions and completed the challenge. And you made my night doing it, thank you my friend :)

I think it was a win too. However, I'm thinking she should have taken a few penalty strokes (read: FLOGGING) for not changing her panties between them. :D

FuckingRotter
04-18-2013, 11:41 PM
Before I left for work, standing in front of the television watching Sam Washington present Sky News. It's a bit distracting when it switches to a news film or reporter and I have to stop, but I got there in the end!

Hoselvr
04-19-2013, 07:26 AM
Late last night while role playing with my online love.

EssenceofRed
04-20-2013, 07:42 AM
Last night before going out. Twice. The first took a few minutes, but the second one came in under a minute. :D


In case you haven't noticed, I have a bit of a fetish for masturbating against the clock. *blushes*

FuckingRotter
04-21-2013, 01:50 AM
Watching a Japanese girl getting whipped and caned. She was pretty fucked up by the end of it. :)

FuckingRotter
04-21-2013, 03:08 AM
Watching a news story about pregnant women doing aqua-aerobics.

EssenceofRed
04-21-2013, 09:36 AM
Twice just now, after going back and forth with a new friend via PM. :D

jwham
04-21-2013, 02:27 PM
Twice just now, after going back and forth with a new friend via PM. :D

I’ve been replaced already http://i955.photobucket.com/albums/ae31/elsaflo/nuvole%20di%20bellezza/Smiley-Crying.gif

EssenceofRed
04-21-2013, 08:38 PM
So I was talking with FallenSaint via YIM earlier this evening. He was asking me some questions about a topic that I simply didn't have the answers for, thus he felt I deserved a punishment: *evil smirk*

The Task: Using nipple clamps and my favorite vibe, I must masturbate for at least 30 minutes with one finger firmly pressed against my rear opening. No orgasms allowed during this session until after the 30 minutes; however, should I fully insert a finger, I could shave off five minutes. And if I cannot complete this task, the man I am currently fucking will get to fuck me in the ass with two fingers or a dildo.

Well. First of all, I'm taking a page from Lysyn's School of Negotiations and do not plan to have my ass fucked by anything or anyone except for those who are very special to me - to date, only one man has stuck his finger in my ass - so I knew from the get go that it would be a 30 minute session. And holy crap, was that hard!! As someone who usually cums in under 10 minutes, that meant I was edging for over 20 minutes!! By the end I was VERY ready to cum, and I did. Quite loudly, too, at 31 minutes. :cool:

nondescript29
04-21-2013, 08:48 PM
So I was talking with FallenSaint via YIM earlier this evening. He was asking me some questions about a topic that I simply didn't have the answers for, thus he felt I deserved a punishment: *evil smirk*

The Task: Using nipple clamps and my favorite vibe, I must masturbate for at least 30 minutes with one finger firmly pressed against my rear opening. No orgasms allowed during this session until after the 30 minutes; however, should I fully insert a finger, I could shave off five minutes. And if I cannot complete this task, the man I am currently fucking will get to fuck me in the ass with two fingers or a dildo.

Well. First of all, I'm taking a page from Lysyn's School of Negotiations and do not plan to have my ass fucked by anything or anyone except for those who are very special to me - to date, only one man has stuck his finger in my ass - so I knew from the get go that it would be a 30 minute session. And holy crap, was that hard!! As someone who usually cums in under 10 minutes, that meant I was edging for over 20 minutes!! By the end I was VERY ready to cum, and I did. Quite loudly, too, at 31 minutes. :cool:

You've just given me the best idea.

And, frankly, an inclination to masturbate again.

Sierra
04-21-2013, 09:09 PM
OMG... how do you people have the energy?

If I make it twice in a week that's a lot for me.

But I did have a good time yesterday, whilst reading some very nice stories on Literotica. Came so hard I woke up the cat, who now is sure that I have lost my mind.

EssenceofRed
04-21-2013, 09:25 PM
OMG... how do you people have the energy?

If I make it twice in a week that's a lot for me.


LOL! Easy. I just happen to be a walking, wet hornball who has been practicing and refining the skill to cum in 5 minutes or less since I was very young. :p

nondescript29
04-21-2013, 09:41 PM
I don't get laid.

*shrug*

Sasha Girl
04-22-2013, 05:43 AM
I'd be a lot better at controlling my urges if it wasn't for the role plays I'm doing. The recent scenes had me climaxing in under a minute. Just thinking about it makes me want to touch myself.

Writing erotica has a similar effect. Of course, that's why I started writing erotica. It's a means of relief.

Red, I respect your decision not to have anal sex, but I have to say: you don't know what you're missing! I love anal sex as much, if not more than regular sex (although it does help if your lover knows what he's doing).

LIDM99810
04-22-2013, 10:01 AM
So many satisfying times in a long drawn out dream, fully came, without stimulation, love it when this ahppens.

GermanChick
04-22-2013, 11:41 AM
Just now - as a reward for finally doing some housework and being a good girl :D

Watching some hentai porn and using Mr. Purple...

EssenceofRed
04-22-2013, 04:37 PM
I'd be a lot better at controlling my urges if it wasn't for the role plays I'm doing. The recent scenes had me climaxing in under a minute. Just thinking about it makes me want to touch myself.

Writing erotica has a similar effect. Of course, that's why I started writing erotica. It's a means of relief.

Red, I respect your decision not to have anal sex, but I have to say: you don't know what you're missing! I love anal sex as much, if not more than regular sex (although it does help if your lover knows what he's doing).

Oh, I plan to. :D I just figure since I can't give him my virginity, I can give him my ass. ;)

FuckingRotter
04-25-2013, 12:12 AM
Watching a news story about a girl that had her left foot amputated after being injured in the Boston Marathon bombing. She seemed rather cheerful for all that. :)

EssenceofRed
04-26-2013, 05:14 AM
Last night - twice. The first was good, but I knew based on some playing with a friend right before my masturbation session that I would be needing a puppy pad... which I did. It was one of my loudest orgasms to date, and when it was all said and done, my 'mess' was in the shape of a big heart. *giggle*

If I had more time, I'd totally tell you about what led up to this and what happened after, but as it is, I'm running late.

FuckingRotter
04-26-2013, 05:56 AM
Stuck my cock in a hole in a melon and scraped my finger nails down a blackboard. Just to see what it was like. :)

perfectlyformed
04-26-2013, 06:07 AM
PMSL

x

bjc1979
04-26-2013, 12:04 PM
Twice this morning. Different things going through my mind. A couple of posters here and a few movie scenes.

FuckingRotter
04-27-2013, 05:33 AM
Watching lesbian fisting midget porn. It was in up to her elbow I swear!

dione12d
04-27-2013, 08:45 AM
This morning as hubby watched. Called me delicious name will I did it too.

FuckingRotter
04-29-2013, 03:31 AM
Watching a vid of a girl wanking in a bath full of stinging nettles.