So which rapist are you ?

[shysnale]

* ROMANTIC RAPIST
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* POWER RAPIST
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and f**ks her.

* ROCK'N'ROLL RAPIST
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and f**ks the princess.

* DUMB RAPIST
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.

* VIKING RAPIST
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH RAPIST
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f**ks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

* BLACK RAPIST
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

* GORE RAPIST
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, f**ks the princess and kills her. Then he f**ks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he f**ks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f**ks it for the last time.

* DOOM RAPIST
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

* CLASSICAL RAPIST
The protagonist arrives with a violin and plays a 26 minutes song. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another song with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'ROCK'N'ROLL RAPIST'.

* GLAM RAPIST
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.

* NU RAPIST
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

* INDUSTRIAL RAPIST
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

[ego]

Thats why i love you (the french people) : You are just out of your mind!

*GAY RAPIST
The protagonist arrives, rejects the princess because she is to feminine and gets raped by the dragon.Then asks when he can come back for more.

*BESTIALITY RAPIST
The protagonist arrives, kills the princess and rapes the dragon.

*MERCHANT RAPIST
The protagonist arrives, captures the dragon to sell him to the zoo, rapes the princess, then sells her to a east prince's harem.

*BELATED RAPIST
The protagonist arrives, but it is just to late.One of the above had already do the job.

[somedude]

I'm the type of rapist who loves raping his girlfriend because she's so damned hot!!!:D

[Andering REDDSON]

* PSYCHOPATHIC SOCIOPATHIC POST-APOCALYPTIC RAPIST
The protagonist arrives in a up-armored 2½ ton guntruck wearing greasy overcoat, makes many obscene gestures towards dragon, kills it with his mighty Fontain Heavy, skins the dragon and eats it, sodomizes and rapes the princess (but not nearly to death), steals her shit and burns the castle before leaving. Then kills everyone who DIDN’T help him out that he couldn’t rape as well…

[shysnale]

I'm the type of rapist who loves raping his girlfriend because she's so damned hot!!!:D

So you're a ~home sweet home~ rapist :)