Breakup with the person above you! *Game*

[stormkitten]

Everyone has broke up with someone Or had someone break up with them... Just like the title suggest.... Breakup with the person above you! Must give a reason for the breakup..... ((Example.... "its not you its me..." )) But please be more creative than that.....

[RapeU]

Stormkitten, it was fun while it lasted, but you gave me the clap. It's over.

[BTN]

Look....um, this is difficult to say. But.....I'm not gay

:D

[HRH1948]

Okay, I had a lot to drink in the hotel bar. You are wearing that hot pink frock with that great perfume so I asked to come up to my room to help me find my glasses so I could get a better look. Oh, here they are. Now, what were you saying?....

Holy crap, you've got an Adam's apple! Don't let the door hit your hairy ass on the way out!
:

:skull-ide

[hellminth]

i think you liked me just because i knew your anatomy, and you certainly didn't know mine ... especially the one to my heart ... you had me at strap-on *tear*

[Bella-In-Progress]

Hellminth....you'll always be in a part of my heart but I just can't stand you abusing your power as a doctor. Molesting those nurses and fingering those female patients from the Youth Soccer Team is just uncalled for. I'm sorry but I'm leaving you for your uncle. Please write.

[whyaskwhy]

Bella...I'm sorry.It's not me,it's you.I've done nothing wrong in this relationship...It's all you...Goodbye,I must go now...I have to return some video-tapes.:D

[somedude]

Parisa you're a nice girl but you keep trying to rape me and so I must say good bye!:skull-big

[hellminth]

i was into the music for awhile, but the whole village people thing is just getting old ...

[BTN]

Its not the bad taste in movies or your poor personal hygene.

Its the endless rectal examinations

[Dollface]

I'm pregnant, and Miley Cyrus is the father. Oh, and I gave you syphilis.

Have a nice life.

[Bella-In-Progress]

I'm pregnant, and Miley Cyrus is the father. Oh, and I gave you syphilis.

Have a nice life.

*shakes fist in the air*

DAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNN YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!

[pervipete]

Bella, you've been cheating on me haven't you, I was driving past you house and this strange man was leaving in the early hours...

[Bella-In-Progress]

Bella, you've been cheating on me haven't you, I was driving past you house and this strange man was leaving in the early hours...

Pete...I have to leave you, I'm sorry. You're just...too....perverted.

[pervipete]

Bella, I have to leave you, I'm sorry, you're just not perverted enough..

[LilLinzi]

Pete, I don't know how to say this but you are just too...whats the word I'm looking for??? Oh, pervy, thats it:)

[FuckingRotter]

Linzi, ever since I caught you with the neighbours dog I don't feel I can trust you anymore!

[LilLinzi]

Well Rotter, if you were as big or could last as long as the dog then I wouldn't have had to. The only thing you have got in common is fleas and if you could lick your own balls you would:D;)

[somedude]

I hate to sell you LilLinzi but evil kidnappers are supposed to sell slaves after they train them!:D

[LilLinzi]

Grab your saddle and get outta here Somedude:)

[alg9]

Don't think of it as a break up, think of it as me selling you to a random buyer. Because that's what it is.

[LilLinzi]

I'm sorry but you just can't keep tying me up gagging and then raping me

[somedude]

Raping you was fun but I think we both know you really love Scoobie Doo!:skull-big

[BTN]

you're a great guy but its just the spurs, I've asked you to stop wearing them to bed but you still do! The arseless chaps are fine but the spurs have to go or I do :)

[alg9]

Honestly I don't know what either of us were thinking when this thing got started. After all we're both men, rapists at that. Not conducive to a healthy relationship. We should stalk alone from now on

[hellminth]

i simply don't like people who has numbers in their names ... except seven ... maybe twenty ... nine just doesn't do it for me ...

[Bella-In-Progress]

Hellminth...I'm tired of you sleeping with all of those nurses and fingering all those doctors...we're through!

[hellminth]

hey! just coz you have those fantasies, don't think i do too! Besides, i like nurses :) and don't know if i can stop my finger! so SCRAMMM if you don't like that!

[whyaskwhy]

Hey buddy,it's been great and all BUT I noticed you said that you like nurses (which I am not!) AND ON TOP OF THAT I see now that your a dude!

Look! It's like this! You like girls,I like girls.Neither one of us is a girl...Let's face it.It just won't work!

[Flesh4Fantasy]

You said "Why ask why?"

You told me you were 'The One.'

But... I just have doubts and confusion... It's best if you don't try to see me any more...

[ego]

Yes, i want we breakup...
No, i'm not fucking crazy.
I'm just fucking Daisy...

[MuggasWoman]

i am sorry but i just cant wake up to that scary ass face anymore ....
the paper bags are running out
and even the sex was pretty bad

so you can just leave now

[gaggirl]

Sorry MW I guess Im not gay after all :(

[Flesh4Fantasy]

gaggirl, you're great but I have to break up with you now...

Please, throw a fit and get all dramatic so I can plot some elaborate revenge rape on your sexy ass.

:D :D :D

[gaggirl]

whats funny is that I do actually do stuff like that.. only more cold bitch tan drama queen! thats usually good for a week of fantasies lol

Flesh.. sorry but... you shave your entire body.. whats with that? next youll be asking me to put a collar around your neck. *shudder*l

[Someone's Kitten]

And I can't break up with Phantom!

[gaggirl]

Your so jealous of my kitties... they sorta tke up so much room on our bed. and last night I did what you asked I had a long hard think.. its you or my other four cats?

Have to go with my cats! they are real cats after all!

(awwwww phantom!! :skull-lov:skull-lov:skull-lovtried to +rep ya but couldnt)

[gaggirl]

thats okay newland... you like them that way because they dont know how crap you are in the sack which is is why Im leaving you back! :skull-big:skull-big:skull-big

[Someone's Kitten]

I'm sorry, you're much to violent for me. You'll have to go.

[gaggirl]

Mastrr, youve abducted and made me fall in love with you, so I cant cope with all the other playthings in the basement! its me or its them! who ya gonna pick!

[Knottyguy]

You have too many self esteem issues! How could anyone with the name Gaggirl think they are my girl friend? Why would you want to be? Willing captives art so boring. You're my unwilling love slave and that's all you'll ever be!

[the savage]

This just isn't a healthy relationship anymore. It started out so nice, we wroked as a perfect team. Grabbing dozens of victims and having our way with them. Now all we do is argue, who gets to go first, who has to clean up afterwords, etc. We should go our seperate ways.

[MuggasWoman]

you were just soooo borring ..... the routeen was alwais the same .... to handcuffing me to the bed and then rapeing me ..... i am sorry that this has to end ..

[somedude]

I have lot leave you! You're just to kwai! I mean how many bunnies and cute kitty posters can a man take?:skull-big

[MuggasWoman]

i guess i have found your limit ... like you said .,... i am simply just to cute for you

[Mugga123]

I'm dumping you because I've been cheating on you, with my hand.... and it's better.

[MuggasWoman]

i am dumping you because our son told me to

[hellminth]

you have a son? you sure it's muggas? the kid don't like to wear red tight body suits, a cape and masks i hope? :D

[gaggirl]

hellminth your hours are shit, your no Master, your a slave to your career! your never around to tie me up and rape me anymore, our relationship has become a sham! what am I a trophy wife? Ive been secretly getting raped on the side for months now...

were through!!

[Flesh4Fantasy]

Yeah, but I let you keep me on the side because we were spending all the Doc's money...

You blew it, baby. TaTa...

[hellminth]

My money!!! My trophy wife!!! All Gone!!!

I don't get angry, I get stabby.

Start running, BITCHES.

[MuggasWoman]

**wonders if its safe to come out of hiding **

[Flesh4Fantasy]

Wow... MuggasWoman... Erm, where you been hiding... Damn, girl you were gone so I just sort of moved on. You KNOW that I have these insatiable urges...

[MuggasWoman]

the rason why i left .... mugga was calling me to do "help him with something" i just didnt want to keep him hanging there... i mean i had to untie him sometime you no ...

[Flesh4Fantasy]

I'm so confused...

You break up with me or I break up with you...

Then I wake up in your bed or with you in mine...

Then we break up again...

Then you are chasing me in a race and teasing me... Or I chase you...

Then we break up again...

SOME ONE has got to end this vicious cycle. :skull-big

[MuggasWoman]

"there is no secret you have an obsession" thats all i have to say

[Flesh4Fantasy]

"there is no secret you have an obsession" thats all i have to say

:) :cool: ;) :skull-lov :skull-lov :skull-lov :skull-sai

'tis too true - but she has been away and I am HUNGRY...

Perhaps you are too light a snack. :D

[MuggasWoman]

you cant eat me ????!!!!!???? i dont taste nice !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Flesh4Fantasy]

you cant eat me ????!!!!!???? i dont taste nice !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yes I can... And let me be the judge of that...

Otherwise it's off... :D

[MuggasWoman]

i dont think their was anything their anywais

[Flesh4Fantasy]

But you keep coming back for more...

I need someone more willing to be unwilling...

[MuggasWoman]

two words that will tip you over the edge "MAKE ME"

[Flesh4Fantasy]

two words that will tip you over the edge "MAKE ME"

Boldly enticing me in the breakup thread...

You've confused the games again, Dear. I'm afraid that's a deal breaker... :skull-big

[MuggasWoman]

dammm

[hellminth]

you are suppose to break up with the person above you, not respond to it! can't you even follow simple instructions?!!! just like the time i asked you to get your collar and leash out, you put it on yourself, not on me!

[MuggasWoman]

I WAS IN A PLAYFULL MOOD OK ...... im now dumping you since you have no sence of control or fun

[knightlover001]

Now this is no place for play or fun for women. We men have all the fun here and you are supposed to play the proper victim and not laugh and have fun like the sloppy actress in the Russian Rape Videos. You got all your priorities wrong and that is why I am dumping you.

[MuggasWoman]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ....... i played your little game untill i got bored.... that is the reason why o am dumping you

[knightlover001]

Hi Lady I am dumping you becos I have had all that I wanted from you. Wham Bham Thank you Ma,am. Hey by the way victims have no right to dump the guys. Go watch a couple of vids in the vid section.

[MuggasWoman]

i am dumping you becaue i thought that you were nice ... bt you are just a bully like all the others

[knightlover001]

I am dumping you for misunderstanding me and for not recognizing a sick joke for what it is.

[Mugga123]

I'm dumping you cause you love knights

[MuggasWoman]

i cant break up with you !!!

[knightlover001]

I am dumping you because you are not fleshy.

[Mugga123]

I am dumping you because you are too fleshy.

[knightlover001]

I am dumping you because you are not even skinny.

[MuggasWoman]

im dumping you because you ride that stupid horse

[the savage]

I am dumping you because no matter how man times I violate you, you always claim to belong to someone else.

[Mugga123]

I'm dumping you because no matter how many times I violate you, you still violate My woman!

[Knottyguy]

Sorry but I need someone with a little more meat on there bones.

[gaggirl]

how the hell are we supposed to make money selling bondage pictures when your knots keep coming undone in the middle of the shoot? I have to find someone else...

[somedude]

You keep wearing your roller skates to bed and I just can't take it anymore! So I'm leaving you gaggirl and I'm going to find a girl who only wants to wear high heels in bed...:skull-big

[MuggasWoman]

i am dumping you becasue its all work and no play

[Knottyguy]

I'm dumping you cause you cheated on me with Mugga.

[MuggasWoman]

im dumping you because i would never cheat on mugga

[knightlover001]

I am dumping you because you are still muggaswoman despite my overtures to you.

[MuggasWoman]

is dumping you for finishing before i do .... your just not satisfying anymore

[knightlover001]

I am dumping you because you stink worse than my horse.

[MuggasWoman]

i am dumping you because you deserve to be shot

[Knottyguy]

I'm dumping you because you would rather play with your staff than mine!

[MuggasWoman]

i am dumping you for trying to gag me with a ball!!

[Knottyguy]

I'm dumping you cause your mouth is too big for my balls!

[MuggasWoman]

..... i think that your talking to the wrong chick ....

[somedude]

I'm talking to the wrong woman and that's why I'm dumping you!:D

[Someone's Kitten]

I'm sorry. I'm just too afraid of your big... gun! It's over for us!

[pervipete]

I'm sorry kitten its over...and yes its you not me...

[knightlover001]

I am sorry pete you are too old and wise for me and you have more posts, reps and fans than me. It is over Pal.

[gaggirl]

as much as i LOVE fucking you with all your garb on, occasionally Id like to see your face and your body.... why must you keep these barriers up its not condusive to a close relationship! its drivin me away!

[MuggasWoman]

i cannot play this game anymore .... i am not gay ...

[pervipete]

Well, as there is now no chance of you taking part in a threesome with me and Gaggirl, I'm going to have to dump you MuggasWoman and find someone who will...

[MuggasWoman]

you are banned pervi pete for thinking that i would participate in such an activity

[somedude]

I'm breaking up with you because your avatar just isn't kwai enough!:D

[Knottyguy]

Sorry I deserve to be with someone special, not just some dude!

[gaggirl]

your crotch rope was so clumsy! you almost took out my genital piercing... it hasnt been the same since.. now I have to get the other side pierced instead! Its over red rover.

[Knottyguy]

I'm breaking up with you cause you can't "rape" your girlfriend!

[gaggirl]

When you said Knotty guy I assumed you meant.. rope not... knotty dogs! I dont do dogs Knotty!

[MuggasWoman]

i am breaking up with you because you never give in !!! I WANT TO RAPE YOU NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND FOR A CHANGE

[Knottyguy]

sorry but when you called yourself Gaggirl I thought you were into bondage, I had no idea you had a superpower for making people gag!

[MuggasWoman]

you are banned AGAIN fro trying to tie me up

[Someone's Kitten]

I'm breaking up with you because it's nothing but peck, peck, peck.

[the savage]

I'm breaking up with you because you never where truly mine, you were always someone's

[knightlover001]

Though it pains my heart to break up with a good friend, I do break up with you for remaining a savage.

[Lil-Mac]

Knight I'm sorry but it's over. All you do is polish your lance all day long then spend all night with your horse!!

[gaggirl]

im breaking up with you because I cnat stand these long distance rapelationshits

yeah your not an aussie...

come on aussie come on come on...

[MuggasWoman]

im breaking up with you simply because all you want to do is tie me up and rape me

[pervipete]

I'm breaking up with you MuggasWoman because all you do is nag me about me tying you up and raping you..

[the savage]

I thought I was okay with the perversion, but they are just too strange for me, Pete. Sorry you got to go, and take your things with you.

[LilLinzi]

Sorry, but sometimes I just wanna bath in peace

[the savage]

All you ever do is wear skimpy outfits, and then bitch when I throw you to the ground and have my way with you. It's too confusing for me.

[Knottyguy]

Dude we're done! You keep kidnapping all the hottest women and tying them up on your side of the apartment. That's not fair now get out, and leave half the women!

[MuggasWoman]

and you knotty are not nice ..... why dont you tackle me yourself ... instead of getting other people to do your dirty work for you

[donnalee_s]

sorry just can't share you with Mugga anymore

[Flesh4Fantasy]

*sniff, sniff* Sometimes I think you love the funnel more than me...

It's over, donna...

[Flesh4Fantasy]

You're so Bossy lately...

Gotta find a new wingman, My Friend, See ya around.

[TZOFOSHO]

your such a rebel,it's so immature...talk to me when you grow up and learn to respect authority

[whyaskwhy]

Tzo! I come back from my little Internet vacation and you don't even say you missed me. F-U! We are through! This time I mean it! :)

[TZOFOSHO]

well, i thought our break was mutual?....just got back myself, but, if you wanna act all holier than though....you're right, we're through...i'd did miss you, but, we're through.

[whyaskwhy]

I...I didn't mean all those things I said.Please forgive me!
Wait....I'm sorry Tzo,what I ment to say was FUCK YOU!!! I WAS CHEATING ON YOU THE WHOLE TIME ANYWAY!!!

[MuggasWoman]

sorry MR superhero you saved the whole world but you could save this relationship bye

[MuggasWoman]

sorry MR superhero you saved the whole world but you could save this relationship bye

[Flesh4Fantasy]

MuggasWoman - you double posted!!!!!

That's inexcusable, we're through.

[Lil-Mac]

Sorry dude.. but your statue just isnt big enough for the both of us.

[donnalee_s]

sorry but I can't keep calling you mac
and you won't tell me your real name

[Flesh4Fantasy]

I can't understand a word you say with that funnel in your mouth...

*walks out and leaves her tied up there*

[Lil-Mac]

I am tired of breaking up with you.. It's over I say.. OVER!!

[MuggasWoman]

ima breaking it off because your not as evil as you used to be

[Knottyguy]

Were done! I can't go out with someone who goes around telling every one that she's someone else's woman!

[LulleySmeaply]

as much fun as you are to play with, I wont be getting jealous, it is just a game right? And theres no need for much coaxing for me to get with another girl. I love boobs just as much as a nice hard.... blushes i think you get the picture. But i do like the way your eyes sparkle with you flirt.

[MuggasWoman]

sorry ...... i never realli likes them apples aniwais

[somedude]

It's the wings! They get in the way during sex and so I have to leave you:skull-big

[Knottyguy]

Sorry dude but considering my sexual preferences it's probably not a good idea to hang around with a lawman!

[Beardy]

I can´t stand not to see your face.

[TZOFOSHO]

you've just had that avatar to long, you said we would grow together, and i'm just not seeing it anymore, goodbye.

[the savage]

You're always drunk, letting our victims escape when you are supposed to be on guard. I need a more reliable partner.

[donnalee_s]

you never take me anyplace anymore
(well I guess being tied up all the time makes it hard to take me somewhere)

[Knottyguy]

I found this picture of you letter some other guy fill your funnel so now we are through!:mad:

[Beardy]

You don´t tie me as hard as before, you forget to gag me, don´t even rip my clothes off,...
We must take a time to think.

[the savage]

All you do is wander around in various slutty clothes, but you scream and cry whenever I throw you to the floor and curse me when I'm done. I need someone who doesn't send such mixed signals.

[Beardy]

You told me you were savage. Now you´re mild. I´m afraid there´s no passion anymore betwen us.

[the savage]

I've found someone new, she actually tries to fight me off when I rape her. Clean out the cell and have it ready for her when I get back.

[Beardy]

Well, it´s hard to tell but I´ve foound another man who ties me up better.

[the savage]

Well, quite frankly I am bored with you. I have a familarity with you that isn't condusive to the rapist-victim relationship. You know everything that I am going to do to you, and the sport is gone.

[MuggasWoman]

you alwais take me from behind ..... and your just not fun anymore bye

[leia99]

Your wings keep smacking me in the face... and I'm not gay or bi.... bye

[RT85]

your boobs are too big.. its over

[Raper_Pimp]

I only talked to u to get ur sister ! So now I have thank u and fuck off ^^

[leia99]

I only talked to you to find my sister... bye

[TheWriter]

Too ugly

Better not ever say that one for real!

[donnalee_s]

never wrote any love letters to me.....bye

[RT85]

never gave me candy :(.. bye

[Beardy]

You´ve scratched my vynils

[Crotch_Ripper]

You stopped wearing pantyhose ;)

[Beardy]

That´s untrue! I always wear pantyhose! I can´t live with a man who accuses me falsely.

[the savage]

Not enough screaming, too much crying.

[LilLinzi]

You are supposed to love me, yet you always make me cry

[RT85]

you worn my cock down to a stump :( its over

[Mookal]

Honestly - I'm straight.

[mifje]

too bloody sorry

[pantyhosethief]

Just saw your sig on RB - you're male ?!

[RT85]

who are you and what have you done to sponge bob.. its over

[luckyarjun]

everyone has broke up with someone or had someone break up with them... Just like the title suggest.... Breakup with the person above you! Must give a reason for the breakup..... ((example.... "its not you its me..." )) but please be more creative than that.....

thanks

[RT85]

cause your no fun no more

[donnalee_s]

am tired of being in pink all the time

[Skirt-fun]

U asked me to paint u pink! last week it was blue! I cant be doing with your constant change of opinion its driving me nuts, we're over!

[donnalee_s]

need to wear pants once in awhile
I'm gone

[RT85]

needs to stop trying to sit on my face so often :(

its over

[Rin-chan]

The truth is...Im in love with a fictional character in a movie and I might have a chance if Im single. Bye bye non sparkley human...

(I accualy hate edward from Twilight :P lol)

[Knottyguy]

Sorry but I'm allergic to cats!

[MuggasWoman]

you knots alwais come loose whenever you try anything ...... AND YOU NEVER PULL MY HAIR ANYMORE ..... sorry but i cant take it anymore bye

[RT85]

after super gluing a insert here sign above my ass as a not so funny joke.. its over

[donnalee_s]

a chia pet for my gift???? goodbye

[Knottyguy]

I knew you were cheating on me, but with a fat guy in a fuzzy red suit? We're threw!

[RT85]

its only cause i got one hole isnt it.. your so hurtful its over

[LilLinzi]

Sorry but I think you only wanted me for our cheaper shopping

[RT85]

you gots bugger in your nose its over :p

[TZOFOSHO]

i'm sorry RT85, we had our thing, and it was great, but, the luck of the irish shines on linzi, she's always been my one and only love, i'm sorry, it's over.

[RT85]

i knew you smelled different.. you cant dump me its over.. *snaps fingers* mmhmmm

[donnalee_s]

forgetting to unwrap your present from me
(it was me)
bye

[LilLinzi]

I know you try so ahrd with the strap on but I just miss cock :)

[RT85]

she loves my cock way too much it hurts its over

[Flesh4Fantasy]

The whole time I was gone you never mailed me your panties or any other gesture to entice me back...

It's over...

OK I'm back....

Come here and get violated... :D

ermmmmm... Damn I was distracted and did not post fast enough - not YOU RT85!!!!!

[the savage]

Damn you, you are a victim hog. Whenever I bring home a fresh bound victim, somehow you wind up breakin in most of her holes, even though I did all the work. Get out. Find your own.

[RT85]

im yo pimp to the streets... actually its over :)

[LilLinzi]

Sorry but I know Flesh 4 Fantasy wants you more. I won't stand in your way :)

[RT85]

you cant end it like that one more screw and its over

[donnalee_s]

it's always just one more screw
no more
bye

[Broken Crayons]

look, im sorry but those mysterious sores that keep showing up are scaring the hell out of me...

[the savage]

You keep breaking my things. Those crayons were to keep you entertained in my dungeon between visits. Just get out.

[RT85]

you gave my crayons away too someone else its over..

[Knottyguy]

Rt 85 is too far for me, I'm gonna hook up with some one on rt 93!

[donnalee_s]

I'm tired of rope burns in the morning

[the savage]

I can't focus on anything with you in my basement, I just ahve to go down there every hour and brutally assault you. It's messing with my life and I'm starting to chafe. SO I'm letting you go.

[RT85]

he keeps stealing my Enrique Iglesias cd its over :)

[demoncat]

Sorry, RT85, I will not have Enrique Iglesias in my house. Either he goes, or both of you go.

[HollyQ]

Sorry, but if I don't get my daily Enrique injection I get all bitch, if you can't accept us both we just can't be together!

[donnalee_s]

you keep stealing all my rapists Holly I'm leaving to find my own

[RT85]

im leaving you because i found god and he says i dont need women and that i need to be surrounded by 12 men just like his apostles.. sounds kinda gay actually..

[donnalee_s]

you are just too sticky for me...bye

[RT85]

for making me too sticky bye

[Beardy]

I liked your former avatars. I can´t understand why you´ve changed.

[RT85]

aww you liked the cartoon ones

its over

[HollyQ]

Your avatars have too many clothes, time to go

[RT85]

but i cant find good ones :(.. walks the walk of shame

[donnalee_s]

tired of 85 need a different year

[MuggasWoman]

thinks that leash is the wrong colour .....BLACK LEATHER ALL THE WAY .....

bye

[RT85]

owns more black leather than me.. bye

[Knottyguy]

You never share your captives but always help yourself to mine, we're through!

[donnalee_s]

you never get me naked always just ripping at my clothes
so long

[RT85]

you always make my cock too hard and its hard to roll over while i try napping, its over

[TZOFOSHO]

that notebook quote in the favorite movies thread made me realize that i should try and find real love, don't get me wrong, we felt good...but...my hearts just not in it.

[Knottyguy]

I can't deal with that cigar stink no more! See ya man.

[RT85]

he tied my cock in a knot now when i cum its like a garden sprinkler :( its over

[donnalee_s]

you keep calling it 85 not 69
bye

[RT85]

you cant except 85 is the new 69 its over bye

[RapeKarenX]

doesn't hurt enough bye bye

[Flesh4Fantasy]

There's just no room left for bite marks, you poor petite thing. :D

It's over till you've healed up a bit. :skull-lov

[RapeKarenX]

My therapist advised me against us chillin', ciao ciao

[rapist_waffen]

I want a new puppy.
So hop in the car I'm throwing you away.

[RT85]

you raped my waffel breakfast its over

[RapeKarenX]

you didn't save puppy from the waffle rapist, OVER!

[RT85]

you never saved my waffle from the waffle rapist :( its over

[RapeKarenX]

waffle rapist is here. it's over

[RT85]

you wont let me hide from trom the waffle rapist its over

[Carrie]

You believe in a waffle rapist it's over!

[RT85]

you ate my donut its over

[LilLinzi]

Your from one side of the border, I'm from the other, it just wouldn't work

[Knottyguy]

Why date a woman when you can just tie her up and take her!

[TheOneSolo]

The other day when you tried to put your finger up my butt... it just didn't sit well with me, and I'm sorry to inform you, but we can not see each other anymore.

[gaggirl]

I know how to fix you. Then you will stop stealing my crayons!

[TheOneSolo]

You know I love you babe, but we got to break up. You know I'm a recovering alcoholic and you insist on always wearing that damn Corona shirt.

[Lil-Mac]

I'm sorry Solo, but you just arent "TheOne".

[TheOneSolo]

I'm sorry Mac, but you are just to lil, look me up when you're a Big Mac.

[Beardy]

I´m sorry, but I met another person, his name is Luke Skywalker

[TheOneSolo]

I'm sorry, I just can't get past the beard, its to much.

[Beardy]

My ying´s fed up with your yang.

[TheOneSolo]

I have to break up with you Beardy, you spend to much time in dark alleys instead of with me.

[RapeKarenX]

U wanted solo time - u got it!!

[Knottyguy]

Gotta cut you lose cause you can't be an Empress and a slave girl at the same time!

[perfectlyformed]

I'm sorry but your knots arn't so hot so I'm slipping away :)

x

[justmetoo]

It's obvious from your picture that you didn't swallow like I ordered you to.