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Knottyguy
08-17-2009, 08:44 PM
Happy to have a Beautiful One. ;)

admire yourself much?

Flesh4Fantasy
08-17-2009, 10:28 PM
I've admired you so much.

For my mad skillz???

SecretObsession
08-18-2009, 08:58 PM
Try out my mattress???

Offering me the bed while u sleep on the couch what a gentleman :skull-big:skull-evi :rolleyes:

Flesh4Fantasy
08-18-2009, 09:05 PM
Offering me the bed while u sleep on the couch what a gentleman :skull-big:skull-evi :rolleyes:

Once she's asleep, then I shall creep... :skull-evi :D :skull-big :skull-evi

walterwoj
08-18-2009, 10:44 PM
Once I'm asleep, then she can pee on me... :skull-evi :D :skull-big :skull-evi
I only like it if she doesn't. :cool:

Flesh4Fantasy
08-18-2009, 10:54 PM
I only do it if she doesn't like it. :skull-evi

That's the way it's done in these parts. ;)

collesfracture
08-19-2009, 09:59 AM
i do it in parts. ;)

Man get some stamina..Try to do it in one session :skull-big

crimsondesire
08-19-2009, 10:28 AM
I do it in farts.
________________

mco
08-19-2009, 12:15 PM
Man get some stamina..Try to do it in one session :skull-big

Two sessions suffice.

Knottyguy
08-19-2009, 02:20 PM
Two seconds will suffice.


It's a good thing this is rapebaord or the woman might have something to say about that!:p

SecretObsession
08-19-2009, 06:11 PM
Good thing there is a rapebaord

It keep pervs from roaming the streets :p

Flesh4Fantasy
08-19-2009, 07:06 PM
I keep pervs from roaming the streets :p

:D Nice :skull-big

SecretObsession
08-19-2009, 07:18 PM
You're nice

Aren't I though :cool:

Flesh4Fantasy
08-19-2009, 07:19 PM
Aren't I through :o

No, I need to go again :skull-evi

SecretObsession
08-19-2009, 07:31 PM
I'll let you go home

At least let me out of this cage :skull-win

Flesh4Fantasy
08-19-2009, 07:33 PM
At least I have something to drink in my cage :o

That's not milk in your dish. :eek:

Knottyguy
09-05-2009, 02:11 PM
That's not milk in your tits. :eek:


It never is these days.

somedude
09-05-2009, 04:15 PM
It never works these days.
They make a pill for that!:skull-big

the savage
09-05-2009, 08:20 PM
I need a pill for that :skull-thr

I'm sorry to hear that

Knottyguy
09-05-2009, 09:09 PM
I'm not going near that



It's not contagious.

Flesh4Fantasy
09-07-2009, 07:10 PM
It's not contagious.

:skull-big Do the women ever believe that???

Knottyguy
09-07-2009, 10:09 PM
:skull-big Do the women ever relieve that???

Not willingly!

Flesh4Fantasy
09-17-2009, 10:08 PM
I'm not feeling it :o

Then stand aside and let me take her.

MuggasWoman
09-18-2009, 04:06 AM
Then stand aside and let me take her.

thats what she said ... >>the situation just called for it<<

Flesh4Fantasy
09-20-2009, 06:04 PM
I said ... the situation just called for me to be held down :o

And why are you surprised at what happened after??? :p

MuggasWoman
09-21-2009, 02:36 AM
because i thought that they were just bluffing ...and so i had to find that out the hard way .. obviously not

Knottyguy
09-21-2009, 07:26 PM
I like it the hard way


What other way is there?:confused:

Flesh4Fantasy
10-16-2009, 08:46 PM
What other way is there?:confused:

Poor, Knotty, do we have to send you some instructional materials???

Flesh4Fantasy
10-16-2009, 08:59 PM
I know you want it Flesh which side do you want me to lay on :skull-lov :skull-lov :skull-lov

:eek: Dude, just cover up... You're embarrassing both of us. :eek:

kitty_joanne
10-17-2009, 12:42 AM
:o honey, just cover up... I can't do it no more :(

you wanna take the pill?

hahaha, i miss this game :p

Flesh4Fantasy
10-17-2009, 12:53 AM
you wanna take another turn?

Ohhhh, i missed the games you play with me Flesh :skull-lov

I can tell from the way you purred. :skull-evi

Knottyguy
11-07-2009, 03:45 PM
I couldn't tell from the way you screamed. :skull-evi

Then you finally did something right!:skull-bee

RapeU
11-07-2009, 07:41 PM
Then you finally did something wrong!:skull-bee

Hey it's not cool to celebrate when Flesh is wrong!

Knottyguy
11-07-2009, 11:34 PM
Hey it's cruel to celebrate when Flesh is wrong!

That's how I roll!

Flesh4Fantasy
11-07-2009, 11:49 PM
That's how I drool, all over myself!!!!

Dude, I'm so glad to find out what causes those stains on your shirt.

Knottyguy
11-08-2009, 08:47 AM
Dude, I'm so glad to find out what causes those stains on your shirt.I thought they were from me!:eek:

Oh, and I supose all men in ski masks look a like to you huh?:mad:

TheWriter
11-10-2009, 12:36 PM
Oh, and I supose all men look a like to you huh?:mad: Why are you so mad? Did you want him? :skull-evi

RapeU
11-11-2009, 12:55 AM
Why are you so happy? Did you get a boner from him? :skull-evi

I'd rather not see the answer to that question!

Knottyguy
11-11-2009, 10:10 AM
I can't see the answer to that question!

Really? Does it even count as rape when you use that thing?

Flesh4Fantasy
11-14-2009, 09:09 PM
Really, you're calling the cops? Does it even count as rape when I use my thing?

Not really... Maybe she wants the cops to finish. :eek: :skull-big :D

Knottyguy
11-14-2009, 10:06 PM
No really... she wants her pops to finish. :eek: :skull-big :D

That's a bit to freaky even for me!:eek:

RapeU
11-14-2009, 10:26 PM
Let's get down and freaky!

What kind of freak do you want?:skull-big

leia99
11-15-2009, 06:48 AM
What kind of streak do you want?:skull-big

You want me to streak?

RT85
11-15-2009, 07:13 AM
You dont want me to streak?

im always hard even while sleeping :skull-tea

leia99
11-15-2009, 01:26 PM
im never hard while sleeping :skull-tea

Then how is it you wake up hard?

Flesh4Fantasy
11-15-2009, 06:34 PM
Why is it you always wake up hard?

:D The better to use you my dear...

RapeU
11-15-2009, 07:10 PM
:D The better to eat you my dear...

Oh no the big bad wolf! :eek:

Flesh4Fantasy
11-15-2009, 07:55 PM
(referring to Flesh4Fantasy) Oh no the big bad wolf! :eek:

I'll let that statement stand. :D

leia99
11-15-2009, 09:16 PM
I won't let that statement stand. :D

Can I lend you a hand?

Flesh4Fantasy
11-15-2009, 09:29 PM
Can I lend you a hole?

Crude, but effective, Dear. :skull-sai

Knottyguy
11-15-2009, 11:28 PM
Crud, I'm deffective Dear. :skull-sai

Then get out of the way!

RapeU
11-22-2009, 06:44 PM
Then let's get it on!

How about no?

Knottyguy
11-22-2009, 09:27 PM
I never say no?

I never ask!

RapeU
11-22-2009, 10:32 PM
I never lie!

Yes you do! You did just now!

Mugga123
11-23-2009, 01:53 AM
Yes you should do me. Do me now!
No thanks.

RapeU
11-23-2009, 06:03 PM
I want to do you now!

I go for chicks not dicks dude.

Knottyguy
11-23-2009, 06:11 PM
i go for chicks with dicks dude.

ummmmmmm, ok!

RT85
11-24-2009, 12:52 PM
ummmmmmm, ok!

ummmm no


wanna play with my monkey ill let you spank it :skull-sai

RapeU
11-28-2009, 03:16 PM
ummmm no


wanna play with my banana ill let you spank it :skull-sai

Yuck! I don't want all that banana juice all over me!:skull-thr

RT85
11-28-2009, 03:54 PM
Yuck! I don't want all that banana juice all over me!:skull-thr

Yes! I want all that banana juice all over me!

Spell Siren
12-01-2009, 03:02 AM
You should have all that banana juice all over you!

No thank you, I prefer pineapple.

RT85
12-01-2009, 10:52 AM
No thank you, I prefer pineapple.

No thank you, I prefer midgets.

RapeU
12-02-2009, 01:58 PM
No thank you, I prefer to have sex with midget men.

Well whatever floats your boat

pantyhosethief
12-02-2009, 02:25 PM
We'll do whatever floats your boat

That's a generous offer! We'll start by breaking into somewhere.

RT85
12-02-2009, 02:38 PM
That's a generous offer! We'll start by breaking into someone.

a nice round of miniature golf

pantyhosethief
12-11-2009, 10:00 PM
a nice round miniature GILF

You go for it mate :)

RT85
12-12-2009, 06:09 AM
I'll go for it mate :)

you wanna join in with the fun

Rin-chan
12-16-2009, 12:44 AM
you wanna strap on in your bum

Ummm I didnt know you were like that! :skull-big

Knottyguy
12-16-2009, 11:32 AM
Ummm I don't know if I'd like that! :skull-big

Try it, you might like it!

RT85
12-16-2009, 01:03 PM
Dont try it, you might hate it!

better take her by surprise so she wont expect it

MuggasWoman
12-17-2009, 10:42 PM
better take her by surprise so she wont expect it

thats what she said hehe:skull-ny:

Knottyguy
12-18-2009, 08:44 AM
thats what he did, ewwwww:skull-ny:

well for starters, and then..........

RT85
12-18-2009, 12:56 PM
well for i did, and after..........

i did it some more

Knottyguy
12-18-2009, 04:31 PM
i did some whore

Hope you didn't catch anything!

RT85
12-19-2009, 08:22 AM
Hope I didn't catch anything!

Cause its itches real bad

pantyhosethief
12-20-2009, 04:17 AM
Cos those bitches were real bad

Should have showed them who's boss.

RT85
12-20-2009, 10:17 AM
Should have let them show you who's boss.

i did and i loved being dominated

demoncat
01-09-2010, 12:41 AM
i did and i loved being sodomized

Most people trend to keep that to themselves.:skull-big

Knottyguy
01-09-2010, 08:39 AM
I like to do that to myself.:skull-big

Thats why you pick out the bed with the pointy bed posts.

demoncat
01-10-2010, 01:54 AM
Thats why I pick out the heads with the pointy ears.

Do you get Kirk's help with that?:skull-con

pantyhosethief
01-10-2010, 01:41 PM
Can I get Kirk's help with that?:skull-con

Keep wearing those mini-skirts and I'm sure you'll get somewhere.

ali D
01-18-2010, 05:35 PM
Keep wearing those mini-skirts and I'm sure you'll get home dear.

Thank you for the ride Mister!

RT85
01-18-2010, 06:13 PM
Thank you for fucking me Mister!

your so very welcome it was a pleasure filling you full of cum

walterwoj
01-27-2010, 12:40 PM
your so very welcome it was a pleasure being filled full of cum
Sounds painful to me! :eek:

pantyhosethief
01-27-2010, 06:24 PM
Feels painful to me!

Perhaps you'd prefer a good whipping...

Knottyguy
01-27-2010, 07:13 PM
Perhaps you'd prefer a whipcream?

Only if you have chocolate sauce to go with it.

Shade
01-27-2010, 07:25 PM
Only if you have chocolate sauce to pour over me

A food fetish, or recreating a scene from Psycho?

Flesh4Fantasy
02-14-2010, 10:07 PM
I have a foot fetish, I'm recreating a scene from Pump Whore Dominatrix.

:eek: Good luck with that.

Knottyguy
02-15-2010, 08:42 AM
God! Fuck that.

Tho I may seem like at at times I'm not God!

somedude
02-15-2010, 04:55 PM
Tho I may seem like at at times I'm not good!
Of course you're not good! You're a member of RB so you're evil like the rest of us:D

Knottyguy
02-16-2010, 04:53 PM
Of course you're no good! You're a member of RB so you're evil like the rest of us:D

That's just not right! I can't be on the same side as the law!

batffink
02-17-2010, 08:10 AM
You can be on any side of the lawn you like.

kimmy
02-18-2010, 01:35 PM
you slipped on the lawn? were you drunk?

RT85
02-18-2010, 03:01 PM
you slipped on the lawn? and were you sober

you should get drunk youll walk better

Lil-Mac
02-18-2010, 06:28 PM
Look in the trunk and stalk Heather

Knottyguy
02-19-2010, 07:54 AM
Look in the trunk at stalked Heather

Shhhh, Dude, who do you think put her in the trunk?:skull-evi

Lil-Mac
02-20-2010, 06:02 PM
You put spunk in a punk?

Knottyguy
02-20-2010, 10:06 PM
You put your funk in her trunk?

Best place for it!

kimmy
02-21-2010, 01:00 AM
best place for tit?

Lil-Mac
02-21-2010, 05:44 AM
Bessie misplaced her tit?

kimmy
02-21-2010, 10:19 AM
you lost bessie again? how do you lose something as big as a cow?

Flesh4Fantasy
03-06-2010, 09:26 AM
I love beastie! But how do I get mounted by something as big as a cow?

:eek:

Well kimmy, first we have to build a special set of stocks... :skull-big

Knottyguy
03-06-2010, 03:14 PM
:eek:

Well kimmy, first we have to get off our rocks!... :skull-big

Me first, me first!

Flesh4Fantasy
03-12-2010, 02:36 AM
Beastie? Me first, me first!

Dude! You want that bull more than kimmy!

Knottyguy
03-12-2010, 11:08 AM
Dude! You want that pussy more than kimmy!

I should hope so!

Flesh4Fantasy
03-12-2010, 12:56 PM
Dude! You want that bull more than kimmy!

I should hope so!

:eek::eek::eek:

Knottyguy
03-18-2010, 07:38 AM
:eek::eek::eek:

I'm not the one with his mouth hanging wide open!:p

kimmy
03-18-2010, 06:39 PM
why is your fly hanging wide open

Knottyguy
03-18-2010, 06:43 PM
I know why your fly is hanging wide open

Let me show you anyways!

Gryph
05-10-2010, 10:38 PM
Let me show you anyways!


Your going to stow her away? :skull-thu



Gryph:skull-roc

Knottyguy
05-12-2010, 12:43 PM
Your going to throw her away? :skull-thu


Ehhh, when I'm done with her!

ali D
10-24-2010, 06:05 AM
Ahhh, when I come in her.

Oh God, please don't!

TheOneSolo
10-24-2010, 06:31 AM
Oh God, please dick!

If that is what you want.

Knottyguy
10-24-2010, 12:40 PM
It lives!!!!!


Is that what you want.

I'd have never made her ask twice!:cool:

TheOneSolo
10-24-2010, 09:21 PM
It lives!!!!!




I'd have never made her ask twice!:cool:

I purposely put a period at the end of that rhetorical question. :)

Oh yeah, the misquote.

It lives!!!!!




I'd have only made it twice!:cool:

Then you should be more aggressive then.

RayPistonprowl
01-23-2011, 07:16 AM
Then you should be more then then.

Needs more then.

Lorielle
01-24-2011, 03:09 PM
I need it more than you.

I'm sure there is plenty for the both of you.

Lil-Mac
01-24-2011, 10:37 PM
DId you say your sister wants me to do the both of you?

RayPistonprowl
01-25-2011, 03:00 AM
DId you say your conjoined twin wants me to do the both of you?

They're joined at the hip, really. :D

Lorielle
01-25-2011, 04:04 AM
I want to hurt your hip, really. :D


That is just not very nice!

Lil-Mac
01-25-2011, 06:15 AM
Let me rub you with ice.

RayPistonprowl
01-25-2011, 10:44 AM
Let me stuff you with rice.

Lorielle
01-25-2011, 02:07 PM
Let me make rice stuffing.

Mmm, that sounds tasty.

Lil-Mac
01-25-2011, 02:28 PM
A rape with pastry??

Lorielle
01-25-2011, 10:45 PM
I want to rape a pastry.

that is just odd, my friend. :eek:

DorianBlack
01-25-2011, 10:52 PM
that is just odd, my friend. :eek:

A fish is a cod, forfend!

RayPistonprowl
01-26-2011, 01:38 AM
I pish on your rod, you fiend!

Lorielle
01-27-2011, 12:58 AM
I piss in a rod with friends!

I don't want to know what that is about. :eek:

Lil-Mac
01-27-2011, 01:43 AM
I dont want to go to the house.

RayPistonprowl
01-27-2011, 01:54 PM
I dont want to go to the house.

I don't want to blow a mouse.

RayPistonprowl
01-27-2011, 01:54 PM
I don't want to know what that is about. :eek:

:skull-big

nondescript29
01-29-2011, 03:19 PM
I have a mouse up my ass.


... I'm so clever

DorianBlack
01-29-2011, 04:47 PM
Iam's? Oh never.

Lorielle
01-29-2011, 05:40 PM
I will never.

How come?

Knottyguy
01-29-2011, 05:54 PM
How do I cum?

here let me show you!

RayPistonprowl
01-29-2011, 05:55 PM
... I'm so clever
:skull-big

RayPistonprowl
01-29-2011, 05:56 PM
here let me blow you!

So eager. :skull-big

nondescript29
01-30-2011, 12:13 PM
I love Bob Seger.

:eek:

RayPistonprowl
01-30-2011, 12:32 PM
Now that is hitting below the belt. :eek: :skull-big

Knottyguy
01-30-2011, 08:18 PM
Now there's no bitting below the belt. :eek: :skull-big

That's what ring gags are for!

RayPistonprowl
01-31-2011, 03:04 AM
That's why my ball bag is sore!

There's a story behind this. :skull-big

Lorielle
01-31-2011, 03:36 PM
There's a story behind me. :skull-big

Do tell!

RayPistonprowl
01-31-2011, 10:15 PM
Oh hell!

... she cried in dismay as she dropped her keys next to her car, and then bent over to retrieve them, giving me a fantastic view that answered the question of whether or not she wore knickers under that short skirt.

Mugga123
02-01-2011, 06:12 AM
... I like wearing knickers under that short skirt.

Who doesn't

Knottyguy
02-01-2011, 09:19 AM
Who dunnit

Wasn't me!

RayPistonprowl
02-01-2011, 11:57 AM
Damn you, Mugga! :eek: :skull-big

RayPistonprowl
02-01-2011, 11:59 AM
Bugger me!

When I'm finished with your wife.

the savage
02-08-2011, 06:22 PM
Finish and make me your wife.

Sorry, you're not my type

RayPistonprowl
02-08-2011, 06:51 PM
Hurry and fuck my wife.

Wait your turn! :skull-big

Knottyguy
02-10-2011, 07:59 PM
take your turn! :skull-big

I'm on it!

RayPistonprowl
02-11-2011, 12:53 AM
I'm spent!

And I'm good for another go!

Ingenue
02-11-2011, 02:52 AM
I'm a good boy so I'm gonna go!
Going home to play with your dolls? ;)

RayPistonprowl
02-11-2011, 05:08 PM
I'm going to play with your balls! ;)

Good slave. :D

Ingenue
02-12-2011, 05:11 AM
Wood shavings.

What's wrong with floorboards?

DorianBlack
02-12-2011, 10:50 PM
What song did Sith lords ?

Did Sith lords ... dance? I would assume the Macarena because that is truly the most evil song ever recorded.

Ingenue
02-13-2011, 05:55 AM
I have assumed, through macrame, truly the most evil thong ever reported.
Pretty. It matches your eyes.

Knottyguy
02-13-2011, 07:29 AM
Pitty, there's cum in your eyes.

That's not a pitty, it's a bullseye!

DorianBlack
02-13-2011, 12:47 PM
It's not in the city, as the crow flies!

So the crow spirals down through a collapsed dream and the only sound it makes in like a concave scream.

Ingenue
02-13-2011, 01:05 PM
:eek:

A nightingale alights on my shoulder, shedding dream-drops from its wings, and placing its beak to my yearning ear, little secrets it sings.

What medication are you on, Dorian? I think they have your dosage too high.

DorianBlack
02-13-2011, 05:09 PM
:eek:



What are you doing with your hands down my pants, Dorian? I really think you should let me go now. Wait, is that your penis!?!

What ... that's pretty much what I always hear no matter what you say.

Knottyguy
02-13-2011, 08:36 PM
Well ... that's pretty much all you get no matter how much you pay.

I don't pay, I make them pay!

Lorielle
02-14-2011, 02:02 AM
I'll happily pay for you to take me there!

This is starting to sound like a road trip..! :D

Knottyguy
02-14-2011, 08:53 AM
This is starting to sound like a rape trip..! :D

That's why we brought you along!:skull-evi

RayPistonprowl
02-14-2011, 02:42 PM
That's why we brought you a thong!:skull-evi

Remember to floss your bum regularly, kids. :skull-big

DorianBlack
02-15-2011, 11:56 AM
My member should toss your cum buggery, kids. :skull-big

Umm ... yeah. I know alcohol loosens inhibitions but it also effects higher reasoning, and apparently grammar.

Ingenue
02-15-2011, 06:34 PM
I know a carrot loosens my bunghole but it also effects sharper eyesight, according to my parents and gramma.
I'm not sure it's healthy to combine the two.

DorianBlack
02-15-2011, 11:06 PM
Aye, M Night Shamalan is wealthy enough for two.

And yet he hasn't made a decent movie in years! I know, it's a travesty.

RayPistonprowl
02-16-2011, 02:08 AM
And yet I haven't raped a decent pussy in years! I know, it's a travesty.

There is plenty here for the taking. :skull-evi

Ingenue
02-17-2011, 02:18 AM
I had twenty beers and I'm shaking. :skull-bee

Wait a minute, what does this label say.. That wasn't beer, it was medical grade alcohol! Somebody stick their fingers down his throat!

DorianBlack
02-17-2011, 11:28 AM
Wait a minute, what does this cable say.. That was queer, it was Connecticut made folderol! Somebody knicked hair fibers for a groat!

Writing a treatment for the steampunk CSI are we now?

Ingenue
02-25-2011, 03:50 AM
Yanking my meat on a stimpak high. Do me now!

Gross, Dorian. Ray, you should take him home and put him to bed.

Knottyguy
02-25-2011, 10:10 AM
Gosh, knottyguy, you should take me home and use me in bed.

Well Im not dragging you behind ne in a hogtie for nothing!

DorianBlack
02-25-2011, 04:11 PM
William thought of fagging me in cowpies for nothing.

That's like ... three? ... no four fetishes in one single blow. Good one mate.

Ingenue
02-25-2011, 05:02 PM
I like three or four fat bitches in one single row. Good in Crete.

Are you talking about My Big Fat Greek Wedding? Yay! I love me some romcoms.

NastyJack
03-07-2011, 09:29 PM
Are you fucking about in my big fat reeking wet thing? Yay! I love me some rotten cum.

Lucky for you I have no sense of smell. Hang on, let me get the Febreeze.

Ingenue
03-08-2011, 06:45 PM
Duckies are blue, ivy is yellow. Bang on my goat, I'm one easy fellow.

I'm not going to bang your goat. Take him back to the bestiality board if he wants to ram something.

MasterAaran
03-12-2011, 10:09 PM
I'm not going to a Gangbang your Boat. Tell your friend that I'm open for one on one if he wants to ram something.

I'll gladly do that. But I want you first, he can have you when I'm done raping your pretty little body... then the gangbang can commence.

Ingenue
03-13-2011, 02:33 PM
I'll gladly feed your cat. But I want you first, she can have her kibble when I'm done raping your pretty little body... then left you gagged in your cage.

Careful. She's a dumb kitty and scratches strangers. I'm much more well mannered.

MasterAaran
03-13-2011, 05:23 PM
Take Care. That bitch is a dumb pussy and fucks strangers. I'm much more choosy on who I pick.

I'm sure you are, but you don't get a choice in this instance...

Ingenue
03-14-2011, 02:27 AM
I'm sure you're adorably fashionable, but you don't get any clothes in this instance...

You're right, but... wait what do you mean no clothes? Whyever would you want me naked?

Knottyguy
03-14-2011, 08:16 AM
That's to tight , but... wait what are you doing to my clothes? Why are you stripping me naked?

Naked chicks are easier to fuck!

Ingenue
03-14-2011, 04:54 PM
Painted dicks are easier to suck!

Oh my gosh, are they? I'll have to defer to your greater experience in that area.

Knottyguy
03-15-2011, 08:48 AM
Oh my gosh, No they're not? You'll have to defer to my greater experience in that area.

Whatever! I don't care who's right or wrong as long as my dick gets sucked!

MasterAaran
03-15-2011, 11:40 AM
Whatever! I don't care if I'm short or long, as long as I get to watch your Ass get Fucked!

You're offering ME her ass? How nice, thanks!

Ingenue
03-15-2011, 05:25 PM
I'll fuck the meat in her ass. You rape her snatch!

ExCUSE me, are you done talking about me like I'm not even here? Ruuude.

MasterAaran
03-15-2011, 09:39 PM
ExCUSE me, are you done talking and ready to finally rape me? I'm so Hot.

Alright Babe... no problem, I for one am ready to do you... and don't worry, I'm not all mean.

Ingenue
03-19-2011, 05:44 PM
Sorry babe... there's a problem, I'm not ready to do you... don't want to alarm you, but it's turned green.

Um. Wow. :eek: Don't worry. Just cuddling is fine.

MasterAaran
03-22-2011, 10:25 AM
Um. Wow. :eek: Don't worry. I've got something to fix that, until then, watch my friend and I do a 69.

Why thanks... I've always loved to watch two hot girls suck eachother before I rape them.

Godhand99
06-30-2011, 12:25 AM
no thanks... I love to watch two hot guys suck each other before I rape them:D.

Uhhhhh.....if thats what you're into thats fine by me...ill stay out of your way

analeyes
11-04-2011, 06:00 AM
Uhhhhh.....if what you're into fats wine by glee...ill sway about no your gay

if wine is fine, then liquor is quicker

Wiz
11-04-2011, 09:11 PM
if wine is fine, then liquor is quicker

She'll likely moan and whine when I start to lick her.

If, as Shakespeare said, 'All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players', we should all get paid as actors, and be rich.

lysyn
11-06-2011, 09:19 PM
Where's my movie check?

I wanna get paid for my starring role, too.

analeyes
11-07-2011, 12:35 PM
I wanna get laid by four starring hoes, too.


next time, I want cream in my coffee

lysyn
11-08-2011, 11:48 AM
next time, I want cream of sumyoungguy in my coffee

This explains the anal thing..

analeyes
11-08-2011, 06:14 PM
his expands her anal things..

"look what you did you cunt sucking bitch, you bit my cock"

lysyn
11-11-2011, 08:37 PM
"I like when you use your teeth. Do it again. "
You are a glutton for punishment.

Wiz
11-12-2011, 12:00 AM
Would you please punish me?

As a multitasking old fart, I can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time.

lysyn
11-12-2011, 06:56 PM
As a multitasking old fart, I can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time. All before I even wake up in the morning.

Why am I not surprised?

Wiz
11-13-2011, 03:46 PM
Can't you surprise me ... just once?

I laughed so hard that the tears ran down my leg.

lysyn
11-13-2011, 08:11 PM
I laughed so hard that the tears ran down my leg.Then I realized my tear ducts weren't there and I had just pissed myself

You and your bodily functions.

Wiz
11-18-2011, 02:59 AM
Let's exchange bodily fluids.

Your place or mine?

lysyn
11-20-2011, 08:14 PM
Your dungeon or mine?

I think I may have more toys

analeyes
11-20-2011, 10:01 PM
I stink & may have s'mores

"Look Over Yonder Way, I See Cunts Galore"

Wiz
11-21-2011, 01:28 AM
I look the other way when I see cunts galore because I'm gay.

To each his own.

lysyn
11-21-2011, 06:53 AM
To reach my own

looked like you did okay handling it to me :skull-roc

Wiz
11-21-2011, 12:13 PM
It's quite OK if you repeatedly thrust the entire length of your shaft up my ass with no lube. :skull-roc

You're such an accommodating woman :)

lysyn
11-21-2011, 07:11 PM
You're such an amazing woman :)

Thanks Wiz :)

Wiz
11-21-2011, 07:34 PM
Have I told you how much I'd like to deepthroat Chunky, Wiz? :)

Apples do fuck all for women. Its a protein shake a day that keeps the doctor away :)

Lil-Mac
02-22-2012, 06:21 PM
Apples do fuck all for women. Its a protein shake a day that keeps the doctor away :)

Women who fuck apples pay their doctors with protien shakes.


People who say rape isnt about sex probably dont get laid enough.

Wiz
03-13-2012, 08:49 PM
People who say rape isn't about sex don't have rape fantasies.

Good women make good sex toys.

Original Sin
12-24-2012, 05:45 AM
Good women make good sex toys.

Good sex toys come with prices.

buttfreak
12-29-2012, 03:24 PM
Good sex toys come with prices.


gooey sex toys comes priceless

RapeU
09-23-2013, 08:48 PM
My sex toys give me a rash

Ouch! That sucks!

WickedLady
09-24-2013, 05:29 PM
Oh wow, he sucks.

FuckingRotter
09-24-2013, 06:32 PM
Ha! She chokes!

WickedLady
09-25-2013, 06:08 AM
FR is choking the chicken.

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RapeU
09-25-2013, 09:08 PM
FR is fucking the dead chicken.

Woah animal necrophilia!

WickedLady
10-02-2013, 05:34 AM
Necrophiliacs are animals!

FuckingRotter
10-06-2013, 02:53 AM
You're obsessed with fucking animals.

WickedLady
10-06-2013, 05:11 AM
He obsesses about fucking animals.

FuckingRotter
10-06-2013, 05:14 AM
I obsess about animals fucking.

WickedLady
10-06-2013, 05:15 AM
Fucking animals, they're obsessed with him.

FuckingRotter
10-06-2013, 05:20 AM
You're definitely fucking obsessed with animals.

WickedLady
10-06-2013, 05:34 AM
He wants to fuck Animal from The Muppets.

FuckingRotter
10-06-2013, 06:28 AM
She was fucked like an animal by The Muppets.

WickedLady
10-06-2013, 08:40 AM
He's a Muppet,

FuckingRotter
10-07-2013, 01:55 AM
She's got a gob like a mop bucket.

buttfreak
10-07-2013, 11:01 AM
he's gonna bop her like a cum bucket

WickedLady
10-09-2013, 06:43 AM
He's getting bopped by a trucker.

FuckingRotter
10-09-2013, 06:49 AM
Her name is really Bob the Trucker.

WickedLady
10-09-2013, 07:35 AM
He wants to fuck Bob in a truck.

buttfreak
10-09-2013, 02:23 PM
he really doesn't give a fuck

ali D
03-18-2014, 08:36 PM
He really doesn't like to fuck.

FuckingRotter
03-20-2014, 12:33 AM
She really needs to get fucked.

ali D
03-20-2014, 11:40 AM
She said no to getting fucked.

luvnlust
03-21-2014, 11:39 PM
To get fucked or not to get fucked, that is the question

SecretObsession
04-04-2014, 03:23 PM
In order to get fucked, you have to beg for it.

luvnlust
04-05-2014, 01:20 AM
Crying will get you everywhere

RapeU
08-12-2017, 03:07 AM
Crying gets me horny

Someone's in a mood!

nulificator
03-18-2021, 07:25 PM
Someone's in a mood!

How much fucking goes on in the hood?

Gilf Hunter
04-15-2021, 04:07 PM
Fuck her on the hood

FuckingRotter
04-16-2021, 12:18 AM
Fuck her in the face.

Gilf Hunter
04-25-2021, 03:49 PM
Punch the fuck out of her.

FuckingRotter
04-26-2021, 12:33 PM
Punch fuck her cunt.

RapeU
05-10-2021, 11:14 PM
Punch fuck my cunt.

Didn't know you were transgender!

(ya'll need to read the first post lol people aren't doing this right)

FuckingRotter
05-13-2021, 01:10 AM
Fuck the first post.

Gilf Hunter
06-05-2021, 09:57 AM
Fuck all the posts.

FuckingRotter
06-05-2021, 11:15 AM
You're going to have to drill holes in all those posts first. Mind the splinters.

Gilf Hunter
06-14-2021, 07:42 PM
I'll use my own post on her.