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Hailo
02-07-2009, 03:36 PM
Has anyone done anything stupid today?

For example ; I just cut some stilton but used the knife that had been used to cut some chillies and now my mouth is on fire?:skull-cry

Conrad
02-07-2009, 03:41 PM
Snapped a tooth off my new key, had to go get a new one cut... doh!

RLA68
02-07-2009, 03:42 PM
Nothing quite like that.

More time management issues. Got started a lot later than intended and didn't get to the office as I wanted to today.

Told my GF we would leave at 10 to grocery shop and it turned into 11(I was ready at 10am) then she wanted to stop real quick at a shop on the way back from lunch. Of course we had to go to lunch first. Then 45 minutes later after the shop we stop at the drug store for her prescription then back home to drop leftover off.

Yeah it was like 2pm when we got home. We are going to dinner at 5pm with her family.

Hailo
02-07-2009, 03:44 PM
Nothing quite like that.

More time management issues. Got started a lot later than intended and didn't get to the office as I wanted to today.

Told my GF we would leave at 10 to grocery shop and it turned into 11(I was ready at 10am) then she wanted to stop real quick at a shop on the way back from lunch. Of course we had to go to lunch first. Then 45 minutes later after the shop we stop at the drug store for her prescription then back home to drop leftover off.

Yeah it was like 2pm when we got home. We are going to dinner at 5pm with her family.


My gosh, you are busy!

I'm just having a duvet evening with some spicy stilton and a glass of red:D

Hailo
02-07-2009, 03:45 PM
Snapped a tooth off my new key, had to go get a new one cut... doh!

I read that as you snapped a tooth! That is a fucker when the house keys break or go missing.

RLA68
02-07-2009, 03:46 PM
My gosh, you are busy!

I'm just having a duvet evening with some spicy stilton and a glass of red:D

I wish I was. I have 3 reports to get done all day tomorrow before Monday at 8 am.

Running errands doesn't count as busy. I also dropped my dry cleaning off. LOL

Hailo
02-07-2009, 03:49 PM
Your busy day is the equivilent to my busy month. Makes me realise how lazy i am!

RLA68
02-07-2009, 04:22 PM
Your busy day is the equivilent to my busy month. Makes me realise how lazy i am!

Nothing wrong with taking it easy and relaxing. I do it with the best of them.

TwistedMaster
02-07-2009, 06:04 PM
Yes.

Hailo
02-08-2009, 02:17 AM
First stupid thing of the day, thinking today was Monday. I am training to be a volunteer in something today and for some reason got up and was looking for my work clothes as it was so early.

Hailo
02-08-2009, 02:19 AM
Yes.

WOW TM that was amazing.:D

donnalee_s
02-08-2009, 02:32 PM
not yet...but the days is still young

menace
02-08-2009, 03:01 PM
Yes. Read the Rowdy to see.

FuckingRotter
02-08-2009, 03:24 PM
Either stupid, brave or noble Menace. Sometimes there is a fine line. :)

pervipete
02-08-2009, 04:07 PM
First stupid thing of the day, thinking today was Monday. I am training to be a volunteer in something today and for some reason got up and was looking for my work clothes as it was so early.

when i used to work on the shop floor one saturday got to work, couldn't work out why the cash bags weren't ready for the tills, until someone pointed out that it wasn't 8.45 but 7.45, so I know how easy it is to get confused.

My stupid thing, trying to have a sensible conversation with my older sister, might as well tried talking to the wall. :(

FuckingRotter
02-08-2009, 05:33 PM
Cooked a chilli, 2lb of meat but only put enough peppers in for 1lb!

Still, the recipe is getting there, just a few more tweaks.

TwistedMaster
02-08-2009, 06:00 PM
Several

z0di4c
02-08-2009, 06:21 PM
No please... no more novel writings from you! :D

btw I did one thing... stayed up too long (have to goto work in 4,5 hours). So damn but goodnight all :skull-bee

Hailo
02-08-2009, 06:21 PM
Several

What?????*scratching my head now*

Hailo
02-08-2009, 06:22 PM
No please... no more novel writings from you! :D

btw I did one thing... stayed up too long (have to goto work in 4,5 hours). So damn but goodnight all :skull-bee

Does that mean that i win the last post thread...:D

z0di4c
02-08-2009, 06:23 PM
you better check, sweet lill lady

Forsaken
02-08-2009, 06:24 PM
I do stupid things everyday! :)

Hailo
02-08-2009, 06:25 PM
you better check, sweet lill lady

I did and i'm winning so far:D

z0di4c
02-08-2009, 06:27 PM
LOL, you just say that because you know you can't help but read them!

Goodnight old friend!
:D ya another of those daily mistakes

Night bro :skull-bee

And you, little miss nosy! Behave and do as the leader tells you!

Hailo
02-08-2009, 06:30 PM
:D ya another of those daily mistakes

Night bro :skull-bee

And you, little miss nosy! Behave and do as the leader tells you!

Mr Rotter hasn't told me off today as i have been behaving all day. :D

Knottyguy
02-08-2009, 06:42 PM
feels her head to see if she has a fever.

TwistedMaster
02-08-2009, 07:02 PM
What?????*scratching my head now*
I've done several stupid things today. :P

lexie22
02-08-2009, 07:04 PM
I spent most of the morning feeling bad for myself- I got my worst placements of the season yesterday- 4 2nds and a 3rd. Then, I realized how stupid I was being, and celebrated with my kids. My girls did awesome. One got 1st, 2nd, 1st. One got 2nd, 3rd, 3rd. And my last one got 2nd in sparring. It's hard for them to all be in one ring, and they usually don't place that high. I was so proud that of the 9 placements in that ring, my kids got 7.

FuckingRotter
02-08-2009, 07:46 PM
The other two kids were yours too Lexie, you just lost count! ;)

pervipete
02-09-2009, 08:03 AM
Mr Rotter hasn't told me off today as i have been behaving all day. :D

You behave? I do't believe a word of it. Anyway, where's the fun in that...:skull-big

Hailo
02-10-2009, 02:03 AM
You behave? I do't believe a word of it. Anyway, where's the fun in that...:skull-big

'cause if i don't behave thats where i get punished or get beats. Being punished Pervi; is a baaaaaaaaad thing.

Hailo
02-10-2009, 02:05 AM
My stupid thing today that i am dressed for summer but i am freezing my arse off.

pervipete
02-10-2009, 09:25 AM
'cause if i don't behave thats where i get punished or get beats. Being punished Pervi; is a baaaaaaaaad thing.

Ah fair enough :skull-big

FuckingRotter
02-11-2009, 04:00 PM
I didn't do anything stupid, but the stupid fucking cash point swallowed my stupid fucking card, so I didn't have any money for the fucking stupid toll bridge, so I had to drive 1 hour out of my way, to this stupid fucking job, where the fucking pump kept being stupid and blocking, and now the stupid fucking thing is fucked.

menace
02-11-2009, 04:04 PM
I ate three cakes after a full meal. I'm feeeling the effects still

justmetoo
02-11-2009, 04:26 PM
After 5 months of not smoking I bought a pack of cigarettes today. I've smoked half of them already. STUPID.

pervipete
02-11-2009, 06:02 PM
I didn't do anything stupid, but the stupid fucking cash point swallowed my stupid fucking card, so I didn't have any money for the fucking stupid toll bridge, so I had to drive 1 hour out of my way, to this stupid fucking job, where the fucking pump kept being stupid and blocking, and now the stupid fucking thing is fucked.

In other words, it's all fucked :skull-big

lexie22
02-11-2009, 08:47 PM
The other two kids were yours too Lexie, you just lost count! ;)

LOL, no, I haven't lost count. I have 5, almost 7. 5 girls and 2 boys, oh joy!

lexie22
02-11-2009, 08:48 PM
I hit my fractured foot on the floor when I was teaching today. Then I looked at my kids' parents and mouthed "SHIT!". That was real smart, lol.

mifje
02-12-2009, 01:36 AM
yes getting out of bed :)

whyaskwhy
02-12-2009, 02:12 AM
Lets see,Have I done anything stupid today? Oh how little you know me! Is this one of the days that ends in the letter "Y"? Then yes! I have been stupid...Tonight some of my friends wanted to have a guy night and go to the local Hooters.I went and tripped going into the door almost falling flat.I caught myself on a pretty young waitress who I'm almost certain thinks I did it on purpose.Sadly I didn't.I wasn't thinking *cop a feel*,I was thinking *don't fall in Hooters you idiot!*

Hailo
02-12-2009, 02:16 AM
Lets see,Have I done anything stupid today? Oh how little you know me! Is this one of the days that ends in the letter "Y"? Then yes! I have been stupid...Tonight some of my friends wanted to have a guy night and go to the local Hooters.I went and tripped going into the door almost falling flat.I caught myself on a pretty young waitress who I'm almost certain thinks I did it on purpose.Sadly I didn't.I wasn't thinking *cop a feel*,I was thinking *don't fall in Hooters you idiot!*

:(

I'm always tripping over or slipping or walking into doors. Yesterday i walked straight into my bathroom door. I didn't even say 'ouch', i just carried on doing what i was doing as i am now used to being so clumsy.

donnalee_s
02-13-2009, 10:44 AM
overslept and now am behind

whyaskwhy
02-13-2009, 11:21 PM
overslept and now am behind

And yet you still logged in! Now that's commitment! :skull-lov

donnalee_s
02-14-2009, 12:05 AM
have to have priorities you know

crimsondesire
02-14-2009, 10:21 AM
I fed the dogs Two tins of my dads soup with lift off caps because I couldn't find the can opener anywhere. Then I took Two cans of dog food and I hid them in a sock bag and the other in my cupboard behind some plastic bags and cardboard, so it looked like I fed them dog food,untill tomorrow night.

FuckingRotter
02-14-2009, 10:53 AM
I didn't, but little miss Rotter got some questions wrong in her maths book, and she also wrote the word "crap" in it. That's a rather stupid thing to do for a little girl that doesn't like being spanked. :D

Hailo
02-14-2009, 02:32 PM
I didn't, but little miss Rotter got some questions wrong in her maths book, and she also wrote the word "crap" in it. That's a rather stupid thing to do for a little girl that doesn't like being spanked. :D

The spankings were so hard that i couldn't stand let alone sit:skull-cry

*pouts*

Hailo
02-14-2009, 10:32 PM
I did loads yesterday.

I think i even banged my head on Mr Rotter's wall but can't remember.

Hailo
02-15-2009, 07:25 AM
I also realised that i was wearing my jumper back to front yesterday on public transport for about 4 hours.

z0di4c
02-15-2009, 09:09 AM
I did loads yesterday.

And today you insulted my singing voice! :skull-cry


wait till I tell old Rotter:skull-evi




:D

FuckingRotter
02-15-2009, 12:31 PM
Is Zodiacs singing really bad? :D

Hailo
02-16-2009, 05:35 PM
Is Zodiacs singing really bad? :D

Yes Mr Rotter*nods frantically whilst hiding behind Mr Rotter*

Hailo
02-17-2009, 12:43 PM
Knowing i have had sproblems with my stomach since Saturday i still went to the gym last night and ended up in hospital all morning today.

pervipete
02-17-2009, 01:18 PM
Knowing i have had sproblems with my stomach since Saturday i still went to the gym last night and ended up in hospital all morning today.

That's lousy:(

How do you feel now? Better I hope:)

z0di4c
02-17-2009, 02:07 PM
That will teach you mocking my singing voice :skull-evi



Seriously that sucks. I hope everything is fine now ;)

Hailo
02-17-2009, 02:13 PM
Just very sore at the moment but i'm cool. Thanks Pervi and Zodiac:)

*sticks my tongue at Zodiac then runs away*

z0di4c
02-17-2009, 02:16 PM
Oh right...

You can run little Missy! But you can't hide! Maybe I must talk to Mr. Rotter... See if he can take away the pain in your tummy by replacing it to your butt!

Hailo
02-17-2009, 03:45 PM
Maybe I must talk to Mr. Rotter... See if he can take away the pain in your tummy by replacing it to your butt!

Too late Zodiac, Mr Rotter did that on Saturday.*sticks tongue out again and hides under the table* Tummy would be appreciated though:D

doggystylethatgirl
02-17-2009, 03:49 PM
I walked outside today with no pants on.......


& now I got frost bite on my dick :o:o:o:(:D:D:D

menace
02-17-2009, 04:01 PM
I broke my chair

FuckingRotter
02-18-2009, 11:28 AM
I put too much cumin in the chilli. Now it's got a powdery texture. :(

Hailo
02-18-2009, 02:13 PM
I was told that i wouldn't be getting a bonus this year and i said that it was fine then hugged my boss.

snarkopo
02-18-2009, 02:40 PM
I was told that i wouldn't be getting a bonus this year and i said that it was fine then hugged my boss.

I think you just sealed your fate for next year.

Hailo
02-18-2009, 02:53 PM
I think you just sealed your fate for next year.

In a good way or a bad way?

I think she was so scared of telling me that i felt so sorry for her for worrying over me that i just hugged her to assure that i wasn't upset. bless her.

pervipete
02-18-2009, 03:56 PM
In a good way or a bad way?

I think she was so scared of telling me that i felt so sorry for her for worrying over me that i just hugged her to assure that i wasn't upset. bless her.

Ah, is she a good or bad manager?

There's one of the managers where I work who everytime she hugs you, you walk away thinking 'I feel dirty' and checking your back for the knife!!! :skull-big

snarkopo
02-18-2009, 04:13 PM
In a good way or a bad way?

I think she was so scared of telling me that i felt so sorry for her for worrying over me that i just hugged her to assure that i wasn't upset. bless her.

Well, I was joking but I meant that if your boss realizes NOT giving you a raise results in a hug from you....

But if you think she's nice and all then I'm sure she just appreciated it.:)

Hailo
02-18-2009, 04:15 PM
She is a good manager, she is too soft though and people walk over her all the time. You can't help but want to protect her.

pervipete
02-18-2009, 04:34 PM
Good for you miss,

donnalee_s
02-18-2009, 07:11 PM
went to work...why I don't know

Hailo
02-19-2009, 11:16 AM
I got sent home again as i'm still ill:(

So stupidly filled my tummy up full of food, i shouldn't have done that. Now i know i'm going to suffer.

FuckingRotter
02-19-2009, 11:26 AM
Tell everyone what else you did little girl.

Hailo
02-19-2009, 12:10 PM
Tell everyone what else you did little girl.

What else did i do Mr Rotter?*scratches my head looking confused*

FuckingRotter
02-19-2009, 03:04 PM
After you had your bath....

Hailo
02-19-2009, 03:08 PM
But that's private:skull-red

FuckingRotter
02-19-2009, 03:13 PM
*chuckle*

sexfiend
02-19-2009, 04:29 PM
But that's private:skull-red

aaawww come on you can tell us ,we would not tell anyone about it.

Hailo
02-20-2009, 09:23 AM
Having Ice cream for breakfast again.

pervipete
02-20-2009, 09:30 AM
Having Ice cream for breakfast again.

Yum, how's your stomarch

Hailo
02-20-2009, 09:32 AM
Not good:(

pervipete
02-20-2009, 09:33 AM
That'll be the ice cream :skull-win

Get well soon hun :)

Hailo
02-20-2009, 09:35 AM
Ta Pervi, i'm sure everything will go back to normal soon:)

z0di4c
02-21-2009, 07:03 PM
Not today but last week. The stupidest thing I did was working for over 60 hours last week when I felt this fever coming up the weekend before. Now I can't get rid of it and it seems to got worse :(

Hailo
02-22-2009, 03:41 AM
Not today but last week. The stupidest thing I did was working for over 60 hours last week when I felt this fever coming up the weekend before. Now I can't get rid of it and it seems to got worse :(

Hope you feel better soon. Fever isn't nice. Is it starve a fever and feed a cold or the other way round?

pervipete
02-22-2009, 05:10 AM
Not today but last week. The stupidest thing I did was working for over 60 hours last week when I felt this fever coming up the weekend before. Now I can't get rid of it and it seems to got worse :(

Youch, get well soon mate

pervipete
02-22-2009, 05:11 AM
Woke up before my alarm, did my usual thing of going back to bed for a little while with the radio on, woke up an hour later.

Hailo
02-22-2009, 02:46 PM
Went to drink some pepsi and completely missed my mouth and managed to get it all over the sofa and my clothes:(

FuckingRotter
02-22-2009, 02:50 PM
*smirk*

donnalee_s
02-22-2009, 09:52 PM
got mad at some trivial thing and slammed my hand on my door(now it's throbbing)

Genophan
02-23-2009, 12:01 AM
Waking up this morning ...and most mornings, that seems to pretty much do it -smirks-

TwistedMaster
02-23-2009, 08:32 AM
Called someone at 8:30, thinking I was supposed to wake them, but forgetting that the plan changed and they were sleeping in until 10. D'oh

sexfiend
02-23-2009, 05:30 PM
yea went to work.

pervipete
02-23-2009, 06:45 PM
yea went to work.

I second that one :skull-big

Hailo
02-24-2009, 02:29 PM
I drank over 2ltrs of water*avoids looking at Mr Rotter* and went to the allotment which has no toilets. Needless to say, i ended up having a wee behind a huge hedge.

pervipete
02-24-2009, 02:40 PM
what are we going to do with you missy?

Hailo
02-24-2009, 02:42 PM
what are we going to do with you missy?


give me a lolly?

pervipete
02-24-2009, 02:44 PM
okay, one virtual lolly is on its way

z0di4c
02-24-2009, 02:45 PM
Sweety, we don't want your smile to dissapear because... well because you destroyed your teeth, now do we?

Here you can have one lolly. But no more. Now be a good little girl and show me how you lick it :skull-evi

Hailo
02-24-2009, 02:45 PM
I think im allowed lolly's. Mr Rotter said i wasn't allowed any choclate until i get better but lolly's doesn't count do they? Dentists give lolly's out, so they can't be bad.*skips away with my lolly*.

Thank you Pervi.

Hailo
02-24-2009, 02:46 PM
Sweety, we don't want your smile to dissapear because... well because you destroyed your teeth, now do we?

Here you can have one lolly. But no more. Now be a good little girl and show me how you lick it :skull-evi

I don't lick them i bite them*makes a growling noise...*

pervipete
02-24-2009, 02:47 PM
That's okay missy, enjoy

z0di4c
02-24-2009, 02:58 PM
I don't lick them i bite them*makes a growling noise...*

Errrm yes... Please look the other way when you do so.... I don't want to see. I errrmmm.... I'm affraid your teeth will break (yup that's it)

FuckingRotter
02-24-2009, 03:08 PM
:d

i drank over 2ltrs of water*avoids looking at mr rotter* and went to the allotment which has no toilets. Needless to say, i ended up having a wee behind a huge hedge.

FuckingRotter
02-24-2009, 03:13 PM
Little miss Rotter has very good teeth. She's only allowed a lolly very occaissionaly when she has been very good. And she's a little fibber, she doesn't crunch, she pops it in her mouth and there it stays until it's all gone.

Her favourite flavour is cherry.

Hailo
02-24-2009, 03:54 PM
And she's a little fibber, she doesn't crunch, she pops it in her mouth and there it stays until it's all gone.

Mr Rotter, i was trying to scare Zodiac!!!*growls at zodiac then skips away with my lolly*

pervipete
02-24-2009, 05:06 PM
Today I left my keys in my locker door, with the doo undone. Luckily someone came along and handed them into HR or I would have been up the creek

z0di4c
02-24-2009, 05:14 PM
Little miss Rotter has very good teeth. She's only allowed a lolly very occaissionaly when she has been very good. And she's a little fibber, she doesn't crunch, she pops it in her mouth and there it stays until it's all gone.

Her favourite flavour is cherry.

Thanks for the info, dear sir. :)

Mr Rotter, i was trying to scare Zodiac!!!*growls at zodiac then skips away with my lolly*

Hmmmm, somehow your growl doesn't do the trick little missy. Time for me to talk to your master about your lies.... :skull-evi


Oh and no more lollies for you from me

z0di4c
02-24-2009, 05:15 PM
Today I left my keys in my locker door, with the doo undone. Luckily someone came along and handed them into HR or I would have been up the creek
Ok, English is not my native language. What's a HR bro?

lexie22
02-24-2009, 05:21 PM
Mr Rotter, i was trying to scare Zodiac!!!*growls at zodiac then skips away with my lolly*

I want one! I want one! I want the apple flavored with the caramel on top!!!

pervipete
02-24-2009, 05:22 PM
I can offer you a virtual one Lexie

z0di4c
02-24-2009, 06:00 PM
I can offer you a virtual one Lexie

I know I don't have big tits and a nice round ass. But that was just rude, ignoring my post and question to you.

I want my rep to you back!!! Now!!!


:D Oh screw that, if I had to chose between answering me or Lexie I also would have gone for her...

Hailo
02-24-2009, 06:16 PM
HR is human resorces.

When Lexie gets a lolly, can i have another one please?:D

z0di4c
02-24-2009, 06:18 PM
Well because you answered the question you deserve one. Here is a lolly with cherry flavor for you ;)

But save it for after diner!

Hailo
02-24-2009, 06:20 PM
*jumps up and down for my lolly* Thank you zodiac for my lolly *then skips away again*

RLA68
02-24-2009, 06:33 PM
I have no issue passing out Lollypops to all the wonderful hotties. I certainly can't say no to a request from Sexy Lexie...

FuckingRotter
02-25-2009, 01:38 AM
Little miss Rotter has had enough lollys now thanks chaps. Maybe in a weeks time she can have another.

Best put that down in your homework book little girl.

Hailo
02-25-2009, 02:01 AM
Little miss Rotter has had enough lollys now thanks chaps. Maybe in a weeks time she can have another.

Best put that down in your homework book little girl.

*pouts and hands back my lolly*

pervipete
02-25-2009, 03:17 PM
Don't worry little miss, I'll slip you one when he's not looking :D

pervipete
02-25-2009, 03:18 PM
Sorry Zodi4c, I didn't read above Sexy Lexie's post.

pervipete
02-25-2009, 03:19 PM
Didn't bother read all the posts in this thread

FuckingRotter
02-25-2009, 03:53 PM
Rotter is always looking.

pervipete
02-25-2009, 04:36 PM
that sir sounds like a challenge

Hailo
02-25-2009, 06:32 PM
*wonders what would happen if i sneak a lolly?*

z0di4c
02-25-2009, 08:00 PM
*grabs front row seats, waiting for Old Rotter to find out*

RLA68
02-25-2009, 08:06 PM
*wonders what would happen if i sneak a lolly?*

I am sure no biggie...

FR- You can borrow...:skull-evi

FuckingRotter
02-26-2009, 12:31 AM
Now what would I need that for when I own several whips?

lexie22
02-26-2009, 12:38 AM
I ordered the apple kind covered with caramel! Yummy, yummy!

Hailo
02-26-2009, 01:48 AM
Mr Rotter, i was only wondering, no need for any whips as i didn't take the lolly. *panics and runs away*

Lexie, apple covered in caramel sounds so lush...mmmm

FuckingRotter
02-26-2009, 02:48 AM
Why you running little girl? I only said I had whips, not necessarily going to use them.

;)

FuckingRotter
02-26-2009, 02:50 AM
Why you running little girl? I only said I had whips, not necessarily going to use them.

;)

Hailo
02-26-2009, 04:06 PM
I got worried Mr Rotter, sorry:) *hugs Mr Rotters leg*

FuckingRotter
02-26-2009, 04:08 PM
But then there's nothing to say I won't use them either....

Hailo
02-26-2009, 04:18 PM
I forgot to put the freezer back on and all the food defrosted:(

Hailo
02-26-2009, 04:24 PM
Went to the gym, lost my inhaler then had an asthma attack:(

I lost my diary and my inhaler, not good.

Conrad
02-26-2009, 04:58 PM
That sucks LTR, hope you are OK now. I didn't study today which is kinda stupid since the semester is a third of the way done :eek:

pervipete
02-26-2009, 04:58 PM
I don't know missy, ain't been your week has it? :eek:

Don't worry, soon be the weekend :D

sexfiend
02-26-2009, 05:01 PM
Went to the gym, lost my inhaler then had an asthma attack:(

I lost my diary and my inhaler, not good.

sounds like you ran it to some bad luck,but things will get better littlemiss.:skull-thu

Hailo
02-26-2009, 05:23 PM
I really hope i get some good luck. Yesterday a car hit my car and only a couple of months ago a bus hit my car.

I'm cool though, pointless feeling sorry for yourself. :)

Hailo
02-26-2009, 05:25 PM
But then there's nothing to say I won't use them either....

Only when i'm naughty though?*feeling sleepy, snuggles next to Mr Rotter*

pervipete
02-26-2009, 05:33 PM
I really hope i get some good luck. Yesterday a car hit my car and only a couple of months ago a bus hit my car.

I'm cool though, pointless feeling sorry for yourself. :)

Yep have to admit, you're always sunny :D

Have this for some luck

14079

Hailo
02-26-2009, 05:39 PM
Thank you Pervi:D

lexie22
02-27-2009, 05:27 PM
*wonders what would happen if i sneak a lolly?*

I got my lollipops in the mail today! YAY!

Hailo
02-28-2009, 04:29 AM
I got my lollipops in the mail today! YAY!

I'm sure it's time that i should get another lolly...

pervipete
02-28-2009, 04:36 AM
I'm sure it's time that i should get another lolly...

Here you are, just don't tell FR

14149

Hailo
02-28-2009, 04:55 AM
Thank you Pervi:D

*skips away with my lolly in my mouth*

FuckingRotter
02-28-2009, 06:49 AM
Somebody is going to get in trouble....

Hailo
02-28-2009, 06:53 AM
Somebody is going to get in trouble....

Is it not time that i get a lolly Mr Rotter?

*hands my lolly to Mr Rotter and pouts*

FuckingRotter
02-28-2009, 07:48 AM
No little girl, and you shouldn't accept things from strange men either, they might be dangerous and try to do nasty things to you.

Hailo
02-28-2009, 07:51 AM
Pervi isn't strange Mr Rotter, on the other hand Zodiac..he is a little strange..

*follows behind Mr Rotter with no lolly*

z0di4c
02-28-2009, 08:27 AM
*psst*

Little Missy, look what I have for you...

*shows a full bag of cherry flavored lollies*

You want one little girl?

FuckingRotter
02-28-2009, 09:41 AM
Yep, Zodiac is certainly strange. Atleast those are the strangest looking cherry lollys I ever saw. ;)

pervipete
02-28-2009, 09:41 AM
No little girl, and you shouldn't accept things from strange men either, they might be dangerous and try to do nasty things to you.

Bollocks, you've seen through my cunning plan :skull-big

Anyway, was that how you got her? With lolly's and Creme....eggs? :skull-big

pervipete
02-28-2009, 09:42 AM
Pervi isn't strange Mr Rotter, on the other hand Zodiac..he is a little strange..

*follows behind Mr Rotter with no lolly*

Why bless you miss :D

Hailo
02-28-2009, 09:56 AM
*sneaks a lolly from Zodiac's stash, when nobody is looking*

z0di4c
02-28-2009, 10:17 AM
*sneaks a lolly from Zodiac's stash, when nobody is looking*

That may well be the stupidest thing you did today....

pervipete
02-28-2009, 10:20 AM
Only if FR catches her...

z0di4c
02-28-2009, 10:23 AM
good point...


HEY FUCKING ROTTER




*that will teach her calling me weird*

FuckingRotter
02-28-2009, 10:28 AM
Rumbled her already.



good point...




HEY FUCKING ROTTER




*that will teach her calling me weird*

Hailo
02-28-2009, 10:34 AM
*drops the lolly and runs like mad*

z0di4c
02-28-2009, 10:36 AM
*Oh running from old Rotter will just mean more trouble for her...*

pervipete
02-28-2009, 10:38 AM
Pulls up beside her, opens door 'hide in here missy'

Hailo
02-28-2009, 10:46 AM
Thank you Pervi but knows that it's true that if i hide then i could get into more trouble. *tugs Mr Rotters leg and smiles sweetly at Him*

pervipete
02-28-2009, 10:53 AM
Fair enough missy

z0di4c
02-28-2009, 11:03 AM
Hey Pete. I think she just saved your ass

pervipete
02-28-2009, 11:08 AM
bless her

Hailo
02-28-2009, 11:08 AM
I think Mr Rotter should kick Zodiacs ass for trying to drown goldie the goldfish. *checks the yellow pages for drowning fish animal cruelty number*

FuckingRotter
02-28-2009, 11:29 AM
Little miss Rotter looks very pretty in her Ugg boots and her brown checked boots.

Hailo
02-28-2009, 11:33 AM
Little miss Rotter looks very pretty in her Ugg boots and her brown checked boots.

I do not own anything Burberry thank you very much Mr Rotter:D

FuckingRotter
02-28-2009, 11:35 AM
Oops! That was supposed to be a checked brown dress!

z0di4c
02-28-2009, 11:52 AM
Had too much fun and forgot to take the required rest with medicine I got from my doctor.

I am off to get some rest

Hailo
02-28-2009, 11:54 AM
Had too much fun and forgot to take the required rest with medicine I got from my doctor.

I am off to get some rest

Don't forget to wash Zod, you don't want to be smelling of fish and parrot again d'ya?

z0di4c
02-28-2009, 03:05 PM
okay. Back on topic please, people.

This thread went nowhere since I stopped posting

Hailo
02-28-2009, 04:48 PM
okay. Back on topic please, people.

This thread went nowhere since I stopped posting

Hows your fish and parrot?

pervipete
03-01-2009, 04:48 AM
Cheers Phantom, sorry phantom, won't do it again :skull-red

Hailo
03-01-2009, 04:51 AM
Went shopping yesterday for the purpose of getting milk and bread but managed to get everything else but those two. So now have to go out again to get them today.

pervipete
03-01-2009, 04:59 AM
forgot the first internet commandment

'Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics even if you win you are still a ######' [edited in deference to the lady above]

donnalee_s
03-01-2009, 07:49 PM
wasted a whole Sunday doing nothing that needed doing

crimsondesire
03-03-2009, 11:04 AM
I made instant mash potato,the cupboard was pretty empty but did not mix it all in properly, wasnt concentrating then got a mouthfull of margarine.

Hailo
03-04-2009, 01:04 PM
Drank way too much last night, considering i still havent resolved my stomach issues and my boss dragged me to a&e.

FuckingRotter
03-04-2009, 02:21 PM
Silly girl.

pervipete
03-04-2009, 02:30 PM
She'll never learn that one..:D

ShyAngel
03-05-2009, 04:23 AM
I had a braid in my hair, went all the way down the middle of my back and down past my tail bone. Well I get in my car, close the door and reach across the seat to open the other window. I was stopped short by my hair. I screamed because I thought someone was standing behind me pulling my hair, I turned around real fast and noticed ...first no one else was there...and second that my hair was caught in the door when I close it.


lol So Yeah, I did something stupid today....

Hailo
03-07-2009, 06:20 AM
I went food shopping and got carried away with putting items in my trolly then was at the check out and said to the check out lady if she could give me a total. It was well over what i actually had, so i asked if she could take some stuff back.

Then she asked if i was a student and i just smiled then said it was because i look a little frustrated and new to shopping. I just smiled and nodded as i already felt a fool. o well, at least she didn't ask me for id for the wine. Makes a change.

pervipete
03-07-2009, 09:29 AM
I went food shopping and got carried away with putting items in my trolly then was at the check out and said to the check out lady if she could give me a total. It was well over what i actually had, so i asked if she could take some stuff back.

Then she asked if i was a student and i just smiled then said it was because i look a little frustrated and new to shopping. I just smiled and nodded as i already felt a fool. o well, at least she didn't ask me for id for the wine. Makes a change.

Don't worry, supermarkets are designed to 'persude' people to do this ;)

Hailo
03-07-2009, 05:12 PM
Don't worry, supermarkets are designed to 'persude' people to do this ;)

cheeky buggers aren't they!

pervipete
03-07-2009, 05:13 PM
That they are, god knows how many times I've gone in for a pint of milk and come out woth a basket full.

Hailo
03-07-2009, 05:14 PM
My mum walked in about 4.30ish and we fell out about 4.40ish.

The thing is, i think i can resolve pretty much any argument but i just can't get close to her. I just waved good night. I know she is hurting but i can't bring myself to say sorry. How bad is that.

pervipete
03-07-2009, 05:33 PM
My mum walked in about 4.30ish and we fell out about 4.40ish.

The thing is, i think i can resolve pretty much any argument but i just can't get close to her. I just waved good night. I know she is hurting but i can't bring myself to say sorry. How bad is that.

No bad, just human. Sometimes life just works out like that. But you keep plugging away, seeing if it changes, thinking that this time it'll be different, but it's not, so you end up hurting over it.

Look LMR, I don't know the background behind this, and you can tell me where to go if you want, I'll understand.

But sometimes, these things aren't really anybodies fault they just, just 'cause people are related, it doesn't mean they are going to be best friends, we would all like the movie style relationship with a parent or sibling but real life doesn't always allow us this luxury.

What I'm trying (badly I admit) to say is don't blame yourself, that is like gnawing on a broken tooth (not that you have any to ruin your smile I'm sure:D) painfull and ultimately bleeding pointless.

Hailo
03-07-2009, 05:38 PM
Thanks Pervi. We are so chalk and cheese but yet at the same time so similar.

I need a fag and a drink me thinks. Have to wait till tomorrow night though:)

Hope you're okie:)

No bad, just human. Sometimes life just works out like that. But you keep plugging away, seeing if it changes, thinking that this time it'll be different, but it's not, so you end up hurting over it.

Look LMR, I don't know the background behind this, and you can tell me where to go if you want, I'll understand.

But sometimes, these things aren't really anybodies fault they just, just 'cause people are related, it doesn't mean they are going to be best friends, we would all like the movie style relationship with a parent or sibling but real life doesn't always allow us this luxury.

What I'm trying (badly I admit) to say is don't blame yourself, that is like gnawing on a broken tooth (not that you have any to ruin your smile I'm sure:D) painfull and ultimately bleeding pointless.

pervipete
03-07-2009, 05:46 PM
Thanks Pervi. We are so chalk and cheese but yet at the same time so similar.

I need a fag and a drink me thinks. Have to wait till tomorrow night though:)

Hope you're okie:)

I'm fine darling, much better then you sound.

Your stomach any better

Conrad
03-09-2009, 10:41 AM
Woke up, also next winter I've decided I'm hibernating.

pervipete
03-09-2009, 01:11 PM
Hibernation, that's one of the best ideas I've heard for a while.

Hailo
03-10-2009, 12:55 AM
I want to hibernate too. I'll ask if i can get the time off work...

Conrad
03-10-2009, 05:24 AM
I'll go get some cardboard boxes and some blankets and clear some room in the bottom of the waldrobe.

Mugga123
03-10-2009, 06:07 AM
That they are, god knows how many times I've gone in for a pint of milk and come out woth a basket full.

A basket full of milk?

kitty_joanne
03-10-2009, 06:46 AM
flirt with my neighbor

damn.. ><

pervipete
03-10-2009, 11:35 AM
A basket full of milk?

and you should have seen the mess it made dripping through the holes..:skull-big

pervipete
03-10-2009, 11:36 AM
flirt with my neighbor

damn.. ><

and that is stupid?

Hailo
03-10-2009, 03:54 PM
Had salt when i know i shouldn't and had the mother of all cramps.

pervipete
03-10-2009, 03:55 PM
<shakes head slowly> oh missy whatever are we to do with you eh? :D

Hailo
03-10-2009, 03:58 PM
*shrugs shoulders* I think maybe a nice relaxing chilled out holiday would do the trick:D

pervipete
03-10-2009, 04:01 PM
Sounds good to me hun.

ChiTownHoney
03-10-2009, 10:31 PM
No, I didnt do anything stupid, but I did just find out today that the old guy at work is only 3 years older than me!

FuckingRotter
03-11-2009, 12:01 AM
Must have had a hard life.

fival
03-11-2009, 03:23 AM
got some fish and chips from a fast food joint and the fucks didnt have viniger so i went to 4 others till i found some by that point i was just mad and not even hungry......i still ate em it was good lol

donnalee_s
03-11-2009, 11:54 PM
forgot to go to the bank

FuckingRotter
03-12-2009, 02:07 AM
Shall we start a book on whether little miss Rotter can go a whole week without needing to post in this thread? ;)

ChiTownHoney
03-12-2009, 12:45 PM
Get this, so in an attempt to get over the guy I've been in love with, I go out on a couple of dates with another guy. Said guy i've been in love with wasnt asking me out so I figure he's not interested.

My mistake, the guy I went out was his friend and I just found out that said guy talked all about it to other said guy I've been in love with. And I came to find out yesterday that Said guy I've been in love with actually was interested in me but was feeling me out and now thinks that I "obviously dont have any standards" since I went out with his friend who is not someone I (or anyone for that matter) would ever have a relationship with anyways. And now said guy who I'm in love with is completely uninterested in me.

I did something stupid and made a bad choice. Now that bad choice just screwed me royally.

Yeah, stupid me. :D

pervipete
03-12-2009, 12:56 PM
Shall we start a book on whether little miss Rotter can go a whole week without needing to post in this thread? ;)

No takers, I have a feeling that she'll post something by the end of tonight :) It's part of her appeal :D

pervipete
03-12-2009, 12:58 PM
Get this, so in an attempt to get over the guy I've been in love with, I go out on a couple of dates with another guy. Said guy i've been in love with wasnt asking me out so I figure he's not interested.

My mistake, the guy I went out was his friend and I just found out that said guy talked all about it to other said guy I've been in love with. And I came to find out yesterday that Said guy I've been in love with actually was interested in me but was feeling me out and now thinks that I "obviously dont have any standards" since I went out with his friend who is not someone I (or anyone for that matter) would ever have a relationship with anyways. And now said guy who I'm in love with is completely uninterested in me.

I did something stupid and made a bad choice. Now that bad choice just screwed me royally.

Yeah, stupid me. :D

Take him to oneside and talk to him, no matter what happens you won't be any worse off

ChiTownHoney
03-12-2009, 01:09 PM
Take him to oneside and talk to him, no matter what happens you won't be any worse off

Its a bit too late for damage control unfortunately. Damn I suck. Well, it is what it is. Cant go back and undo what I did, since he knows all about it, and would you really want to date a girl that your friend got all up on?

Story of my life :D

I do stupid shit like this all the time...have my whole life. If I'm not getting any attention from the one I want, I go with his friend. I knew they were friends too. I did what I did and I have to live with my decision. NEXT guy I meet that rocks my world, I will definitely pursue him and let him know I want him, and not let my gaurd stand in my way. AFTER this guy.

pervipete
03-12-2009, 01:11 PM
Depends on the girl honey, personally I would not let one or two dates put me off if I really liked her.

donnalee_s
03-12-2009, 01:44 PM
sitting here eating junk food

Hailo
03-12-2009, 05:48 PM
No takers, I have a feeling that she'll post something by the end of tonight :) It's part of her appeal :D

*tries very hard not to say anything*

pervipete
03-13-2009, 01:22 PM
*tries very hard not to say anything*

ha ha :skull-big

BTN
03-13-2009, 01:33 PM
registering with this forum COULD turn out to be a stupid move. Time will tell :)

pervipete
03-13-2009, 01:41 PM
maybe, or maybe not. Welcome to the lunatic asylum

Hailo
03-13-2009, 01:43 PM
registering with this forum COULD turn out to be a stupid move. Time will tell :)

ouch

angkorwat
03-14-2009, 09:28 AM
Went to visit Amsterdam knowing that it was going to rain.

pervipete
03-16-2009, 01:26 PM
Dropped part of my dinner on the floor while dishing up, thank god I had some tinned mince in the cupboard, may not be healthy, but it cooks quick

Hailo
03-16-2009, 03:40 PM
Dropped part of my dinner on the floor while dishing up, thank god I had some tinned mince in the cupboard, may not be healthy, but it cooks quick

Hope it tasted nice:) At least you didn't have shredded wheat:)

pervipete
03-16-2009, 03:40 PM
True, whats with the shredded wheat?

Hailo
03-16-2009, 03:47 PM
True, whats with the shredded wheat?

Just not going to eat bread, pasta, rice, cheese, meat or vegetables for a bit and see if this sorts me out. No problemo though:)

pervipete
03-16-2009, 03:47 PM
Good, hope this works :)

ShyAngel
03-17-2009, 04:03 AM
Tried to take a picture...camera would work...tried and tried and tried....finally figured out the plastic lens cover was still on. *shakes head in shame* lol

pervipete
03-17-2009, 04:30 PM
Oops easily done Shy

pervipete
03-18-2009, 01:33 PM
Right, decided to have pie and mash for dinner

Put the pie in the oven
Peeled the spuds, put them on the hob, went to surf the net while everything cooked.
Went to check tweenty minutes later, pie cooked lovely, spuds not so, as I had forgot to turn the hob on. No problem, leave pie in hot oven to keep warm while potatoes cook.

Went back, spuds taking to long, so i put them in the microwave to speed things up, then finish of on hob. Put them back on hob, got distracted, spuds burnt to bottom of pain.

Thank god I have some chips in the freezer, otherwise I'd really be up shit creek!!!

FuckingRotter
03-18-2009, 03:19 PM
So it was you ruined all my expensive copper-bottomed saucepans?

*frowns*

pervipete
03-18-2009, 03:41 PM
Sorry :D

Hailo
03-18-2009, 05:31 PM
Glad you had some frozen chips:)

pervipete
03-18-2009, 05:38 PM
So am I honey :)

FuckingRotter
03-18-2009, 05:43 PM
The person who really did burn all my expensive copper bottomed pans is a fucking weasel. No way it could have been you Pete. :)

Hailo
03-18-2009, 05:44 PM
:(

The person who really did burn all my expensive copper bottomed pans is a fucking weasel. No way it could have been you Pete. :)

pervipete
03-18-2009, 05:47 PM
Nice of you to say so. :)

How did they burn it?

doggystylethatgirl
03-18-2009, 06:57 PM
ain't it a booger when you pick your nose :D

Lucy.
03-18-2009, 07:22 PM
Put my frozen chips in the fridge instead of the freezer. Its a new kitchen -_-

Conrad
03-18-2009, 09:26 PM
since gambling supposedly makes watching sports more interesting, but i'm also not able to put a cash bet on right now, today I made the resolution that if my picks for the closing weekend of the 6 nations don't come up i will leave rb forever.

England v Scotland
France v Italy
Wales v Ireland

since I like it here that's kinda stupid!

FuckingRotter
03-19-2009, 12:05 AM
And now poor little miss Rotter doesn't have a pan to cook her excellent pork Vindaloo in when she comes to play. :(



:(

donnalee_s
03-19-2009, 12:52 PM
didn't start drinking early enough

Hailo
03-21-2009, 04:39 AM
Is cream crackered but as opposed to getting some rest before going to london, I am playing on RapeBoard.

FuckingRotter
03-21-2009, 04:47 AM
I got my pan back! :)

Hailo
03-21-2009, 04:48 AM
I got my pan back! :)

Was it all clean?

FuckingRotter
03-21-2009, 04:54 AM
Sort of, still a bit discoloured. The weasel came in to the kitchen the other evening and I just laid in to him! Pan reappears. Apparently he fell asleep whilst cooking and burnt two pans.

Wanker.

Hailo
03-21-2009, 04:56 AM
The cheeky frying sausage!

FuckingRotter
03-21-2009, 09:11 AM
So what are you going to cook for me next time you come to play little girl?

pervipete
03-21-2009, 11:46 AM
Sort of, still a bit discoloured. The weasel came in to the kitchen the other evening and I just laid in to him! Pan reappears. Apparently he fell asleep whilst cooking and burnt two pans.

Wanker.

I glad for you, if a little confused :confused:

donnalee_s
03-24-2009, 06:11 PM
let a bitch from work get to me so much
that I'm drinking myself to pass out

sparks
03-24-2009, 06:47 PM
didn't start drinking early enough

made me have to piss from laughing

I redid a complex calc and used the wrong number that has quite a lot to do with the outcome

caught it my self but still a stupid dumb ass xz-xcv-zxcvzxcv-adfa- mistake

Hailo
03-28-2009, 04:37 AM
Obsessing on losing weight when clearly i am making myself ill.

pervipete
03-28-2009, 04:43 AM
It's going round in circles littlemiss, you get, ill think you are putting on weight, you try to lose the wieght, get more ill and it starts all over again.

You're perfect how you are