Im a Male, and I want my dog to lick and suck my cock

[Richo]

im a guy and i tried earlier to get my dog (female) to lick my cock. however it didnt do it. how can i make her lick and suck my cock?

[cleanfun4all]

About 7 years ago, I startled my dog while he was sleeping. He jumped up and bit my arm. I STILL have a scar from it. Just something for you to think about....:eek:

[tom8517]

take $125 out of the bank, buy a doggie mask for $25 give a $100 to hooker to suck your dick, have her wear the mask, use your imagination, and leave the dog alone

[sindyloo]

OH it is so simple!! Just lead your dog by example. show her what you want by licking yourself. Then she will get it okay?:p ;)

[someones_husband]

ok this is how i see it. little sindyloo who falls down and her big male dogs take turns banging her in her precarious position. now they all had a choice if they wanted to bang little sindyloo who. your little girl dog is telling you she wants nothing to do with you. i know this is a rape board but you just cant make your dog do what it doesnt want to. now little sindyloo who didnt have a choice in her position but she is a freak and likes it that way. your dog cant tell you that she likes it or not. but male dogs pretty much can. so what i am saying is DONT RAPE your damn dog. its just not right.

[kaustov2609]

do it yourself...

[sindyloo]

Hey!! Who you calling a FREAK??? Huh Husband?? Oh yes you are right never mind!

If she was interested in you she would have her muzzle in your crotch. It is a dogs way to say Hello I like you! So do as Husband says and leave her alone!

Go find you a larger Male Dog and then you and her can have all the kinky fun you want!:) Like when you are naked on all fours looking for something under your bed when.....Wham Bam Thank You he will be on you and in you!

But dont worry you will CUM to like it and will come to the male dogs postion as his favorite bitch. But you should share him with your female dog from time to time!!;) :D

[somedude]

Just make sure the dog is over eighteen in doggie years!:D

[hornyone]

Many yrs ago I do some babysitting and while the parents where out the family dog took an interest in me and began nuzzling my crotch _ I got it out and he licked the end with his rough wet tongue - better then any women before or since .

[MarcEdeSade]

I'm not a vet, but I believe dogs lack the capacity to suck...hence there are no straws for dogs.

[siouxy]

A dog can lick you but never suck you!!!:cool:
even if you like teeth bites ?
Siouxy

[trc]

take $125 out of the bank, buy a doggie mask for $25 give a $100 to hooker to suck your dick, have her wear the mask, use your imagination, and leave the dog alone

HAHAHAHA!
That comment just made my day!
Thanks, tom8517 :D

P.S.
You have a valid point there... ;)

[Uncle Al]

im a guy and i tried earlier to get my dog (female) to lick my cock. however it didnt do it. how can i make her lick and suck my cock?

The lick part is easy, just put some sweet juice, milk or jam over your cock.

[ketwig]

put some peanut butter on your cock