The "I was so busy wanking" game.

[FuckingRotter]

Obviously, things can go wrong, or unnoticed, when you're wanking. Or they can go right, of course. So tell us what happened when you were wanking. It doesn't have to be true.

I was so busy wanking that my girlfriend switched off the ITV weather report.

[FuckingRotter]

I was so busy wanking I missed my exit on the motorway.

[RapeU]

I was so busy wanking one night that I didn't realize my mom had come into the living room since she couldn't sleep. She heard some noises and after I emerged from my room to go to the bathroom to spew it in the toilet she was like "hey are you ok?"

Awkward...

[grants70]

I was so busy wanking one night years ago (as a teenager) that I didn't spot my Mum walk into the room with freshly washed clothes.
Fortunately, she turned around and walked out, and never ever mentioned the incident. I know she knew and so did she, but it remained a secret.

[SecretObsession]

I was so busy wanking I haven't even logged into RB for seven years. ��