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insearchof33333
05-11-2014, 12:18 PM
One poster I saw defined a Slut as "A Woman with a Man's Morals" :D

However the real test is below. Please respond like you would to the 40 Questions survey

Who knows, maybe someone will come up with one for Fantasy Rapists too. Stand by for ...."You might be a Fantasy Rapist if ..." coming to a screen near you.


1. If you've ever blacked out from playing a game of "never have I ever," you might be a slut.


2. If you can't count the number of guys you've had sex with in your life, you might be a slut.


3. If you've slept with a guy without knowing his last name, you might be a slut.


4 If you've slept with a guy without knowing his FIRST name, you might be a slut. .


5. If you've ever contemplated having sex for money, you might be a slut.


6. If you've actually had sex for money, you might be a slut. .


7. If you've ever had sex with two guys in less than 24 hours, you might be a slut.


8. If you've ever had sex with more than two guys in 48 hours, you might be a slut.


9. If you like the taste of cum, you might be a slut.


10. If you sleep with a guy for material gain, you might be a slut.


11. If you sleep with a guy because he's smart, and you think studying with him will lead you to the top of the class, you might be a slut.


12. If you've ever justified a one night stand by saying, "I was so wasted," you might be a slut.


13. If you've ever justified having a one night stand without saying, "I'm such a slut," you might be a slut.


14. If you've ever justified having a one night stand by saying, "I'm such a slut," knowing is half the battle, you might be a slut. .


15. If you've consented to videotaping sex, you might be a slut.


16. If you've slept with a guy sleazy enough to video tape you without your consent, you might be a slut.


17. If your friends have a conversation about who's the most prude in the group, and all you can do is sit quietly in the corner, you might be a slut.


18. If you ask your gay friends for advice on how to give head or take it in the butt, you might be a slut.


19. If you've ever said, "Love can always be found, even if just for the night," you might be a slut.


20. If you've ever fantasized about getting gangbanged, or ever been gangbanged, you might be a slut.


21. If you've ever flashed your tits at a concert or Mardi Gras, you might be a slut.


22. If you've ever been with a group of your girlfriends and said, "We're such whores," you might be a slut.


23. If you have any sort of oral fixation (i.e. cigarettes, lollipops, or sucking dick), you might be a slut.


24. If you constantly blame relationship failures on the guy, you might be a slut.


25. If you've ever cheated on your boyfriend, fiancé, or husband, shame on you. And you're probably a slut.


26. If you've ever watched a non-sexual movie and felt the urge to masturbate, you might be a slut.


27. If you cannot go out drinking without wanting sex, you might be a slut.


28. If you have sex with a guy you don't really like under the false pretense of a relationship, you might be a slut.


29. If you have sex with a guy you never liked in the first place, you might be a slut.


30. If somebody mentions butt-sex and your automatic reaction isn't disgust or pain, you might be a slut.


31. If you have sex to validate your self-worth, you might be a slut.


32. If you've ever been pregnant but not sure who the father is, you might be a slut.


33. If you've ever had a mysterious rash in your nether regions, you might be a slut.


34. If you've ever had a urinary tract infection from too much sex, you might be a slut.


35. If you've ever had a threesome, you might be a slut.

perfectlyformed
05-11-2014, 02:28 PM
34/35... I'm never telling which one I missed :p

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FuckingRotter
05-14-2014, 12:26 PM
The only statement relevant to this section would be "if you've ever been raped and liked it, you might be a slut".

orgasmstogo
05-20-2014, 03:02 PM
If you ever been fucked by a MOP you probably might be a slut

FuckingRotter
05-21-2014, 10:11 PM
Thirty-two, I reckon. :)

34/35... I'm never telling which one I missed :p

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Sweetlust
05-24-2014, 08:33 AM
#26 - if you've ever watched a non-sexual movie...

Yes, March of the Penguins always does it for me...:D

luvnlust
06-07-2014, 02:06 AM
The only statement relevant to this section would be "if you've ever been raped and liked it, you might be a slut".

So if the guy rapes women and likes it, he's a slut too? A slut by definition is anyone who has many casual partners. Granted, being a guy (especially straight) could be labeled a "fucking bastard"... yet being open, loose and easy does define a slut. I know, the whole gender preference thing does throw a challenging wrench into the whole mess... Fuck... who ever said life was easy either had really pollyannaish parents, or was smoking weed. Nonetheless considering the array of membership we have on the site, this survey should not be limited to females...

In the spirit of Dr. Pepper, we could almost conclude: I'm a Slut, He's a Slut, She's a Slut, We're a Slut, Wouldn't you like to be a Slut too? :D

FuckingRotter
06-07-2014, 09:04 AM
In the spirit of wimminz lib, some time ago I started a thread titled "sluts anonymous", but nobody else took up the job. Seems that, man or woman, nobody wants to be thought of as a slut. That was in the Rowdy Room, which tends to be a bit personal. In this here "rape" section of the board, it's quite natural that all women be thought of as sluts, and us men treat them with all the mysoginistic, hateful bastardishness that they deserve! :) Even if it turns out that some of them genuinely weren't asking for it!

FuckingRotter
06-07-2014, 09:07 AM
Oh, and luvnlust. The root of the word "slut" is slattern - a dirty and unkempt woman. So by definition a man cannot be a slut, no matter what he does!