Guts or Balls

[Jasmine]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below.

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"


I hope this clears up any confusion

[Wiz]

Thank you for providing that distinction Jasmine. It would appear that I have neither guts nor balls :D .

[Joanna]

Had never even heard of either of those lol.

[Wiz]

Had never even heard of either of those lol.
I do hope that you were more truthful than this on all those tests that you've taken recently ;)

[Louise]

"Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip" ... is when your woman asks, "are you in yet?"

Well, thought I'd add a British element.

[Jasmine]

"Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip" ... is when your woman asks, "are you in yet?"

Well, thought I'd add a British element.


Giggles uncontrollably!!!!:D

[Jasmine]

Thank you for providing that distinction Jasmine. It would appear that I have neither guts nor balls :D .


I think that's a good thing. I don't think any man who used either of those would still be living! ;)