Gal4's Beasty Movies

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Some people are people, but then there are people who are like animals.

yes, yes.

Back when I was doing my thang on the streets, there would always be the cop who is looking for a freebie.

Damn, am on a break, so will tell ya about it.

A cop would come by, see me and I get in the back seat, and here we go, off some place and we do it. it got to be a routine after a while, and the whole sex scene reminds me of licorice. I hate licorce.

"So, i found this little article, about fucking with pigs."

Girls Who Fuck Pigs

ANN, 17

Vice: Were you attracted to the guy because he was a cop?

Ann: Yeah, duh! It’s the whole thing with the man in uniform—it’s a turn on, the manly-man thing.

What about his job got in the way of your relationship?

He worked nights, so he’d always be sleeping during the day. I’d only see him after he got off, which would be like 4 AM. My friends didn’t like him because he was such a stereotypical cop.

Was he a good maker-outer at least?

Once we were in his car outside of Safeway, and I moved in and we started kissing. I moved his hand underneath my shirt and bra, and it was like he was a total virgin at it. He didn’t know how to even attempt foreplay. Eventually we stopped because he felt weird being in a public space. He was totally paranoid.

BECKY, 20

How was your cop in bed?

Really dull. He wasn’t into foreplay or anything. He was a missionary-for-five-minutes-and-fall-asleep kind of guy. It’s probably one of the main reasons we broke up.

Was he fun to hang out with?

Nope. He used to get insanely jealous all the time, and even though he sucked in bed, he must have had a kinky mind, because he had the largest collection of porn I have ever seen in my life. Just stacks and stacks and stacks of nudie magazines.

JAMIE, 22

What about his job got in the way of your relationship?

Cops have a reputation for being cheaters. I’ve heard somehwere that they are the biggest cheaters around. He slept around, and I was finding this out because he wouldn’t even pay for it... he sent me the hotel bills from where he had sex with her. And when I confronted him about it, he said that he was in love—which was total bullshit, because she filed a restraining order against him on account of him being such a huge asshole.

Sounds like a fucking dick.

He had all these issues because of the stress of his job, so he would just take it out on me and my daughter. He would lecture us for a minimum of five hours at a time. I could not take that.

PAM, 30

Why did you and your cop break up?

He was fucking crazy. He used to hurl things at me, like books, and throw these fucking bitch fits.

How was he in bed?

He always had to be on top, and he didn’t care if I came or not. At first the violent fucking was really hot. But after a while he’d just throw the off-switch as fast as he could and go to sleep. That was cheap.

What’s the worst thing he ever did?

Once we went to a 7-Eleven and I told him I wouldn’t kiss him if he got this pickled sausage thing, and he got really mad and slapped me in the store. Everyone just kind of stared at him like he was the biggest asshole on the planet, and he got really embarrassed and stormed out.

Oh, yeah, like the line in the movie.

"Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west. Wait...East. West. God, I sound like a fucking psycho!"

More stuff, here.

Fuck the Pigs (http://www.viceland.com/int/v13n6/htdocs/fuck.php?country=us)

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Studley the pig has made legal history by being the first farmyard animal to be condemned to death by a court of law. The pig was charged with 132 counts of rape and 14 of sodomy, all against one woman.

The judge presiding, Lord High Justice Geoffrey Spanner, said he had no trouble in passing down a sentence of death, adding: "You are the most dangerous and evil pig I have ever known. And I don't just mean biblically. You will pay for your evil deeds and since you are not human, I will pass the sentence of death over you. Once dead you be roasted and eaten as a deterrent to other pigs."

Studley is expected to be hanged although there have been calls for his throat to be slit. He is not expected to appeal.

The remarkable case hinged on the electrifying testimony of the rape victim, a Mrs Caroline Satiable. She told the court how shortly after her husband had left her in 1997 she purchased the British "Essex" Saddleback with its distinctive black and white stripes and white feet to keep her company.

However, within a month, the pig – named Studley by the woman due to its fondness of chewing on old-style rubber football studs – had made her a prisoner within her own home. She told of how the pig would "knock her about" if she was late home from work.

Studley would also demand Mrs Satiable provide him with a troughful of swill three times a day, the court heard. At times she was at the end of her tether and took several prescription drugs including valium and Viagra to get her through the day.

It was two months after Studley had arrived at the semi-detached house in Ipswich however that things turned nasty. "One night I woke up with the sense that someone was in the room," Mrs Studley told the court. "I looked down and saw Studley had knocked the door open. I asked him what he was doing but he didn't answer. He just climbed up on the bed and... and... raped me."

Asked why she hadn't gone to the police, Mrs Studley broke down. "I couldn't," she said. "If Studley had found out, who knows what he would have done?" Asked if the abuse was a regular occurrence, she told the court: "Yes. Sometimes he would rape me two or three times a night."

Mrs Satiable's ordeal was only ended when the next-door neighbour, woke up hearing screams through the wall. Knowing that she lived alone and fearing the worst, the neighbour called the police who beat down the door 10 minutes later and found Studley in the act of attacking Mrs Satiable for the second time.

Studley maintained an air of porcine detachment throughout the trial and gave no discernible reaction when sentence was passed. The prosecution dismissed his lawyer's defence that Mrs Satiable has coaxed Studley into performing the sexual acts as "hogwash".

A pig-sized leather harness with detachable mini-trough was simply a house-training tool, said Mrs Satiable's lawyer, George Snide. Mr Snide described as "scandalous" the defence's claim that Mrs Satiable could face a substantial jail sentence or fine if found guilty of bestiality.

Outside the court room, Mrs Satiable said she was "very relieved" that the pig had been found guilty and that she hoped her life could get back to normal. Asked if the ordeal has turned her against pigs, she said: "Yes, definitely. I'm now so scared that I may be attacked by pigs at night that I've bought a beautiful German Shepherd as a guard dog. He's the answer to all my prayers."

No animal has been tried in a British court of law since a shipwrecked monkey was condemned and hanged by the good burghers of Hartlepool, who believed the unfortunate animal to be a Napoleonic spy.

Mr Justice Geoffrey Spanner, who spent most of his teenage years living on a pig farm and is comfortable in the company of pigs, insisted the case be heard in his court after he read the story in the Middlesex Evening Herald


oink, oink. from, Pig Rapist (http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2001/11/12/pig-rape.html)

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No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms.

Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)

During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.

Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. [Hmmm... okay, there's one place with a law that makes sense... -psl]

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club".

The following important amendment however is to be considered here: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male horses."

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated. [Not to be confused with the myth about "rule of thumb"'s origin -psl]

In Maryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!

In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job-for men only-called a corset inspector.)

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.

(The following was received from Patrick Clark unterhund@mailcity.com
a resident of Utah: "Unfortunately, your page on weird USA sex laws ( http://www.bertc.com/sexlaws.htm ) has some errors. Utah law does not consider masturbation to be sodomy. Specifically, Utah Code section 76-5-403 ( http://www.le.state.ut.us/~code/TITLE76/htm/76_05048.htm ) defines sodomy to include the mouth or anus of one person, and the genitals of another. Near as I can tell by reading the law, both are guilty of the misdemeanor, unless it's without consent. Then it's a felony for the aggressor. I can't find anything making private masturbation illegal. In public, on the other hand . . .

Also, "polygamy" is actually "bigamy" in Utah law (section 76-7-101 at http://www.le.state.ut.us/~code/TITLE76/htm/76_09002.htm), and it's a felony. Of course, adultery and fornication are both illegal, but there's no mention of position in the Utah Code anywhere.

Finally, regarding sex with animals, it's not "sodomy," true. It's "bestiality," which is a misdemeanor (section 76-9-301.8 at http://www.le.state.ut.us/~code/TITLE76/htm/76_0B015.htm). If done for pay--in fact, if any of the legal or illegal things listed above (aside from bigamy) are done in public--it's lewdness or sexual battery, depending on how willing any other person involved might be (section 76-9-70 at http://www.le.state.ut.us/~code/TITLE76/htm/76_0B037.htm).

Yes, it's anal of me to call this to your attention. I'm a picky sort, especially when my state's already, um, interesting reputation is unfairly attacked.')

In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).

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And in a similar manner:

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during theexamination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.!! The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough Problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

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Blah, blah, blah, blah, who cares, I am fixing to cook supper, yeah, and here's the damn recipe

The art of roasting a pig (whole or part) differs widely. I just did a picnic (front leg) and it came out great. Well seasoned and juicy it disappeared as fast as I could slice it! You don't need a whole pig to enjoy this dish, just buy a fresh picnic, regular fresh ham, or, a boston butt roast. Roasting can be done on the pit or even in the oven given the size of the roast! I know most of you won't roast a whole pig so I'll write this recipe for application to roasts.

You will have to prepare the meat the day before you cook it. Allow at least 8 hours to marinate and 4 hours to cook for a 5 lb. roast (bigger = longer, 45 minutes per pound on average)

The most important things are seasoning and juiciness as pork is, by nature, a dry meat. Pork is dry because the meat itself has little or no fat in it, it's mostly just surrounded by fat.

Prepare the Seasoning:

You will need a meat injector and the following ingredients:

1/4 cup melted butter or margarine
1/4 cup olive oil
1 tbs. garlic juice (your choice)
1/2 tsp. granulated garlic (not powder)
pinch of black pepper
pinch of cayenne pepper
3 tsp. brown sugar
1 tsp. Old Bay seasoning
Prepared Mustard (the yellow stuff in a jar)

Prepare the meat:

Trim the roast leaving just a little fat on it.

Mix all the ingredients above except the Mustard. Bring mixture to a boil then let cool stirring every few minutes to release the seasonings. Draw mixture into an injector and inject the roast putting the needle as close to the center of each muscle as you can (doesn't have to be perfect). Rub the outside of the roast with mustard then sprinkle a little Old Bay seasoning all over it. Put the roast in a zipper lock bag or in a covered bowl. Put it in the fridge overnight (at least 8 hours).

Light the pit and get a nice hot fire going. Add a bunch of soaked hardwood chips to the fire. Put the roast right over the fire. Let the roast get dark brown all over. Take it off the fire and put it in a covered pan. Use a disposable aluminum pan if you're going to finish it on the pit. Note: You have a choice here, you can finish it on the pit, or, in the oven. What's nice about this is that you can take care of the browning, remove it, and continue to barbecue other things.

In the oven, set the roast in a pan and broil it until the browning completes.

Now, here's the juiciness trick. Add about 3/4 cup of water to the pan, or, keep enough water in the pan to cover the bottom. Cover it well with aluminum foil and, on the pit, set it off to the side away from the fire. Note: The heat should be at least 275ºF in this section of the pit. Check the water content every half hour and flip the roast each time. In the oven set the temp to 275ºF and do the same.

When is it done? Use a meat thermometer and test the thickest part of the roast, 160ºF is where you want it. Here's where you have a choice. You can take it out and slice it now, or, continue to let it cook. If you continue to let it cook the muscle sections will begin to pull away from each other, and become more and more stringy. It is more apt to be dry so you must baste it from here on out. If it gets too dry you won't get the moisture back in the meat immediately, you'll only have dry meat in a sauce. I like to let it just begin to separate and I call it done, that way you have a little stringy meat and some nice slices to work with.

As you slice it dredge it in the liquid, or just leave it in the liquid. Taste the liquid to see if it needs any seasoning.

After the first few taste testers visit be careful with the knife so you don't wind up with additional finger food.

Enjoy...