Domestic Discipline

[renardesud]

So, my roomate's girlfriend (who pretty much lives at my house), has been acting like a real bitch lately. She brings her stupid pet over which chews on all sorts of stuff, she never cleans up the dishes, and she leaves her stuff lying everywhere.

My roomate is a pussy and won't stand up to her about it, so I was thinking of what I would do to straighten her out.

I was thinking maybe I would make her strip, take the belt to her ass and tits, and make her go cook me breakfast. Rules would be when I am in the house, clothes are not allowed, and when guests are over, and she is misbehaving clothes come off and she gets a spanking from everyone present, and then gives the men in the room a blowjob as an apology.

Of course, she's not my girl, and even if she was, this would constitute abuse, but given the circumstances, and the fact that you could get away with it, how would you keep your bitch in line?

[Ntense]

That all sounds good to me! Ya can't let 'em get all equal and uppity, I say.

The Ferengi have it right: don't clothe your women. It gives 'em too many ideas.